Now that's bloody funny.
I wonder if I can sue my ISP for making me miss the cool stuff?

Oh yeah.. and there really does need to be a Goddess of Leather.. Or the Supernals and Demon Lords need to have some people who actually play them. That'd be sweet.

You're kidding, right?

Yeah, but Fain has a big mace. And Makfir. He puts the mace in unpleasant places. And Makfir eats people.

Raezon just stands there and looks funny.

Yes, yes, I am. I am still confused about where these two new ones came from. Was there a shout? An Announce I have missed?

Nope. They just appeared. Kind of like, if this was a real world, no one would have posted -before- they came. *snicker*

Bah, we (I) want news posts.

They appeared like when Terentia appeared.

Guido got the Kudos Prize for being the first one to greet them.

So there were all these sparkly lights appearing on the top of Avechna and we found two new fulcruxes.

Hajamin is of the 2nd Circle and Virimain is of the 7th.

I wish my zMud will log.

Both of them, of course, love me.

Time to betray them.

(Kidding!)

It's Viravain.

Ah.. and had I taken the time to read the rest of the forums before throwing my own little hissy fit. I would have realized.

Sorry and welcome you two!

And aside from that, Shiro was a God for about ten minutes. Then he gave away His divinity for some magic beans. I do so love those magic beans. I have more. Perhaps I can trick all the Gods..

The thing about seeing Shiri as a Divine that would most disturb me is that he would feel the need to spam-reply to all in-game news posts.

It'd look something like this:

ANNOUNCE NEWS #236
Date: 3/14/2005 at 6:44
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: New Lusternia Staff Member

I'd like to announce that Hajamin is also an official staff member and
not a volunteer. Though he will be an Elder God and all that entails, he
is also a full-time coder in Lusternia. We always strive to bring you
the best quality experience we can, and we look forward to Hajamin's
coding skills and commitment to help us maintain the progress and speed
in development that we know you demand.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Dvarsh, in the year 112 CE.


ANNOUNCE NEWS #237
Date: 3/14/2005 at 6:45
From: Shiri, the Never Silent
To : Everyone
Subj: RE: New Lusternia Staff Member

Hajamin should be God of the Furrikin!!!

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Dvarsh, in the year 112 CE.

ANNOUNCE NEWS #238
Date: 3/14/2005 at 6:48
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: RE: RE: New Lusternia Staff Member

...

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Dvarsh, in the year 112 CE.

ANNOUNCE NEWS #239
Date: 3/14/2005 at 6:48
From: Shiri, the Never Silent
To : Everyone
Subj: RE: RE: RE: New Lusternia Staff Member

lol!

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Dvarsh, in the year 112 CE.

OH EM EFF GEE111111ONE1!111ONE1111ONE!1111ONE

I LOVE TEH SIGNATURE111!!!111ONE!1@1OEN1
OLLOLLOLOLLOIHZ

wtf?

The counter ends at 50. The page before showing Erion in action says 100.

Well.. Erion never really lived up to his words


*cough*
*inoocent*

One Fain = 100 weaker Elder Gods

meeh

Is that all you think of Yourself Fain? Psh

Hey, Fain, go feed Hajamin to Kethuru. He titled Erion all silly-willy, and then Murphy was his squire, and then and then and then and then... I need a drink.