Ruining tomorrow's future today!

by Unknown

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Unknown2005-03-19 19:41:37
look in crib
A crib is holding:
"baby786" a crying baby
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get baby from crib
You take a crying baby from a crib.
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drop baby
You drop a crying baby.
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analyze baby
The strength of a crying baby's personality makes him impossible to analyze.
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probe baby
A small baby looks under a year old. His pink head has a halo of fine hair and
his eyes are blue. The baby is tightly wrapped in a soft wool blanket. Without
sight of his mother, the baby bawls incessantly.
A crying baby looks weak and feeble.
He weighs about 5 pounds.
You see nothing in it.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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influence baby with distrust
You tell a crying baby in confidence about some shady shenanigans that may
bring him ruin.
A crying baby smiles at you condescendingly and pats your head.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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influence baby with rumours
You jokingly tell a crying baby about some choice rumours you heard about him.
A crying baby smiles at you condescendingly and pats your head.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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influence baby with supplication
Explaining your abject poverty, you humbly request for a little help from a
crying baby.
A crying baby smiles at you condescendingly and pats your head.
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roll
You roll your eyes.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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kick baby
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a crying baby.
You connect!
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A crying baby reaches out and lightly cuts you.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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punch baby
You thrust your arm out in a quick jab at a crying baby.
You connect!
The final blow proves too much for a crying baby, who expires, pitifully.
You have slain a crying baby.
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Unknown2005-03-19 19:44:27
Later...

Chicken coop.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Gentle clucks interspersed by the occasionally crow make this area's purpose
readily apparent. Painted a rust coloured red this chicken coop has seen much
use as evidence by the several egg shells littering the area. In the enclosure
several nests lie in disrepair, their occupants having vacated for the day.
Despite the numerous vacancies there are several chickens still here settled
down warming their young eggs. Winnie Wainwright is here, feeding the chickens.
You see a single exit leading northwest (open door).
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look winnie
Winnie Wainwright is a woman approaching her middle years. She has a broad,
open face, and her brown hair is tied up into a smart bun. She is dressed in a
simple, though well made, dress with checkered patterns in blue and white. With
large bosoms and ample middle, she is not a skinny woman but neither is she
flabby as evidenced by her strength and hard work. She carries a basket of
chicken feed.
Winnie Wainwright is not one to be trifled with.
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give baby to winnie
You give the corpse of a crying baby to Winnie Wainwright.
Winnie Wainwright says, "Oh, my poor baby looks hungry! Could you bring me a
bottle of milk?"
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blink
You blink.
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Silvanus2005-03-19 19:50:44
Haha.
Summer2005-03-19 19:52:45
roflmao.gif Ebil Guido! How could you kill a baby?!
Unknown2005-03-19 19:56:49
On another note, while fetching milk for the dead baby...

QUOTE
eat milk
You consume a bottle of milk leisurely, enjoying every bite.
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Eh?
Summer2005-03-19 20:17:23
roflmao.gif Weird food you eat, Guido. Careful you don't get indigestion or food poisoning.
Soll2005-03-19 20:43:55
Or rip your stomach apart from the inside. sick.gif
Genos2005-03-19 21:21:15
That's like Deja Vu, I took the baby out and just killed it. I gave the corpse to the Mother and the bottle, she thanked me for it. What a twisted and sick person!
Desdemona2005-03-19 22:22:57
I was wondering who the You was, but then I took a look at the health and realized it must've probably been Guido.

You know, it would've been very funny if instead the infanticide would've been the reporter. laugh.gif The reporter becoming the news, best of all you would've had two stories for the price of one: Infanticide, and poor child care coverage.
Vix2005-03-19 23:20:57
It can't be Guido because he's enemied to the Serenwilde and Stewartsville is controlled by them. Bad reporter!