Imagine this. You're playing (ire game here) and get bored. Real bored. You decide you'd rather be somewhere else, but you just can't drag yourself away from your 1337 character, because, well, you rule. Just that everyone doesn't know.

Yet!

Welcome to Unreal Tournament IRE. Please, take a seat in the waiting room, the next free-for-all should start in a few moments. Feel free to def up, buy a drink, and please, no fighting yet.

The deep voice of the Tournament coordinator rings out, "Let's get ready to hear the ring of steel on steal!"

You see Guido shout, "Don't you mean steel?"

Guido tells you, "Haha, must be Hajamin."

You tell Guido, "Stfu."

The deep voice of the Tournament coordinator rings out, "I like thievery as well, but we'll settle for hacking and slashing."

Vero says, "Omfg I have sooo much health!!"

You say, "Hah, Imperian noob."

The tournament has begun!

A very boring room. Change this.
You see exits north, south, and Dennis.
The body of Vero is here, twisted and broken.

You say, "Already? Sheesh."

You smirk.

Guido yells, "Haha, looks like Deepnight!"

You yell, "Stfu!"

south

A very boring room. Change this.
You see exits north and south.
Zahmekoses is here, looking pleased with himself. Juganothian is here, read for the kill. Kayne is here, wielding a black rat in each hand. Alcor is here, RPing while no one pays attention. Sierus is here, staring blankly into space.

You blink.

You say, "Multi-IRE FFA? Wicked!"

Guido arrives from the south.

Guido nudges Sierus suggestively.

A black aura surrounds Sierus as his artifacts rise out of his inventory, and swirl around him.

You say, "Not sticking around to see how -this- turns out!"

Your soul freezes because you suck and ran away.
You have played 1 game.

Guido rocks out, a guitar suddenly appearing in his hands.

Sierus says, "Wicked bad!"


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A place for all four IRE games to hold FFA's! You know it would be, um, really -easy- to code.

...

Lame. Next!

(You have the same person in there twice )

...nooooot an idea. You should move this to the Funnies, 'cause for once it actually is.

On purpose. I was going to do a cool thing between them, and I had Kayne in there, so I thought of you, but I took you out because I couldn't think of a message from you. It all ends rather abruptly because I realized how much work I had to do at work.

But you get the -idea-.

I was going to do something with Zahm and his other chars, speaking like the Archetect from the matrix (no cololnel sanders, you're wrong!) but I figured 1. he'd likely be irritated, and 2. I realized just how much work I had to do here.

Whaaat about people that have the same name in the IRE games? Like, someone STOLE my Achaea name. Good thing they're a novice and will probably be deleted come next server cleanup.

But still, how would you code afflictions? And deepwounds? How would that apply into Achaea or some other game?

He's not serious.

Psh. This should so be in the Funnies then. Bad mods!

Nuh uh, we're not allowed to moderate each other's posts, only Richter's fault!

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Love it.

*peer Etain*

Anyway, you use that smiley way too much.

Esoteric magical patterns and energy currents of Sierus' artifacts have melded together and formed a mind of it's own. Sierus is now merely a puppet, possesed by his own arties.

Indeed!

There is a reason he was staring blankly though.

Inside thing, no worries. *ruffle*

In the early days of aetolia we all really, really wanted a crossover with achaea. That would have been beyond awesome

It would be quite fun to have all the IRE platforms able to combat each other in a seperate world, unfortunately the logistics for such a world would be prohibitive. Take the Imperian toxins that Achaea, Aetolia, and Lusternia don't have, how do you address that? Other characters wouldn't know how to cure it, but if you remove them totally the Imperian characters are immediately limited. Great fun in theory, pain in the knee in application.

Passive paralysis, passive blackout, and metrazol on a shortsword? *drool*

Fun in theory, a nightmare to code/learn.

Not to mention the power system!

Mlargh, Occultist vs. Noctusari vs. Cabalist vs. Moondancer battles.

Ent spam wootwoot.