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Soll2005-03-23 16:48:17
I repeat:

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Murphy2005-03-24 01:16:27
QUOTE(Llexyn @ Mar 23 2005, 06:18 PM)
HELP MURPHY

Currently, this proud ur'Guard, and one of the tankiest  in Magnagora, struts his bachelor status about the city streets. Most citizens believe he should have joined the Geomancers, as his insanity in believing any female, or male for that matter, wants to rub more than his swords, has clearly gone to his "head". His broad shoulders show depth to his characteristics and yet, none wish to meet him in dark places. A mystery indeed, Basin. Fear the tanky bachelor ladies and gents!

You know I so love you, Murphy!  halo.gif
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They are flails sweetheart.......

That makes me sound like a tanky jonny bravo (from the cartoon, you know you love it im 21 i still watch it)
Yukari2005-03-24 01:26:03
Someone do one for me! Or me and my sister... as we seem to be considered as one in the same half the time. tongue.gif
Llexyn2005-03-24 01:28:55
HELP IXION

This boyish and flurtatious ur'Guard has a tail that would cause even the manliest woman to blush in her skin. With a sexy deep voice, he swoons all the citizens and tempts the most faithful married to sneak a peek at his manlihood. A tease, he is, to all that walk the Basin. Most would be surprised if even Terentia and Viravain wouldn't give up immortality to snatch a night alone with this muscled dracnari!

He is the God of Sexiness! dribble.gif
Llexyn2005-03-24 01:32:53
Should I start charging people for these? tongue.gif
Xenthos2005-03-24 01:38:05
Probably.
Murphy2005-03-24 01:43:22
So Ixion gets the sexy one, and I'm the tank who doesn't get any?
Xenthos2005-03-24 01:45:15
Well- you ARE the only one on my bully list! mellow.gif
Roul2005-03-24 03:27:12
Haha murphy sux. Sry bud.
Alger2005-03-24 04:04:42
hmmmm... but... Murphy's not tanky and Ixions a girly man... i thought they were suppose to be serious
Murphy2005-03-24 04:38:04
6k health and a good healing ability isn't a bad start, neither is having 18 con as a dracnari on occasion and 16 int to surge with
Roul2005-03-24 04:39:56
But you're not getting the ladies. YOU FAIL.
Murphy2005-03-24 04:42:26
Meh Murphy is a bachelor for a reason, try talking to him to find out why.....

but not at the moment cause im BLOODY MUTED THANKS LISAERA !!!!!!

*flips the bird*
Summer2005-03-24 04:42:26
HELP ALGER
Used to sell cheap herbs to everyone, but is mean and will soon get pound.gif by Murphy and Ixion.

HELP MURPHY
Is mean and nasty at times, and therefore is tanky while Ixion is sexy. tongue.gif

Does this thread remind anyone about the "post about the poster above you" thread?
Alger2005-03-24 04:57:11
if you cant tank with 5k, 1k more wont make that big a difference tongue.gif I told you fix other things first before your race all you do now is hit harder.
Unknown2005-03-24 04:58:39
Pfft, 6k is nothing. I have 5913 right now without surge.
Athana2005-03-24 05:02:57
HELP ATHANA

She goes down in history as having the worst taste in men (excluding Revan!). Having been able to tolerate Shiro for more than 5 seconds and running to the altar with him she soon realised her large mistake and got engaged to Aris only a day later. tongue.gif
Roul2005-03-24 05:06:18
Wow. That's really bad.
Murphy2005-03-24 05:18:48
the fire damage hurts, and i didn't go drac for tankiness only, I went back to drac for the extra fire resistance and the damage
Ixion2005-03-24 05:53:19
Tuek's fairly tanky.

Not surged I have about 4700, and Tuek's about 5 levels lower than me. Dang Moondancer skills.