Famous players

by Richter

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Roul2005-03-24 20:47:31
I'm not a Geomancer, so you being Guildmistress doesn't matter to me. SORRY.

Rah demons. Rah rah rah.
Murphy2005-03-25 01:49:38
Help LLEXYN

This particular geomancer, a competent leader and all round good citizen, enjoying picking on Murphy far too much. In her lesser form she is the sweet innocence fragile yet twisted leader of the geomancers, but get too close and she will transmogrify into a 50 ft fire-breating ball-tearing man-eating Llexzilla. With sharp claws designed to rip the testicles off would-be suitors and her infamous deathstare cannon, men all over the basin cower in fear of this particular viscanti, and guarding their privates viligantly. Watch this one Gentlemen, approach with extreme caution and don't do anything to startle her. Unless your name is Silvanus, Parry crotch 100 is the best method of defence.

HELP SILVANUS

Lost his balls to Llexyn years ago, does what he is told and is relitavely harmless.
Llexyn2005-03-25 02:22:37
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Murphy is awesome. Womanless but awesome! tongue.gif

I wanna see Ixion's now!
Roul2005-03-25 02:30:12
Rah, I thought mine of you was better. lol

I see no one has done one of me. =X

Am I even remembered or cared for!? Le gasp. I WEEP.
Athana2005-03-25 02:44:29
QUOTE(Llexyn @ Mar 25 2005, 02:22 AM)
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Murphy is awesome. Womanless but awesome! tongue.gif

I wanna see Ixion's now!
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tehe you have to one up Murphy now
Llexyn2005-03-25 03:02:28
I did! Read back! tongue.gif
Ixion2005-03-25 03:33:40
nice one Murphy
Murphy2005-03-25 03:33:58
HELP ATHANA

This pretty little closet dominatrix is a force to behold. Even though she has soft kidneys and is still a fragile mage. She likes her men to be submissive and to be weaker than her, so she can dominate them at her will, hence her choice of fiance. Former hartstone champion and all round decent fighter, she still gets a bit freaked out when 4 ur'guard join her spehere and link 4 surges of obesefessors.

HELP REVAN

All round girly man, follows in the footsteps of his brother Ravin, he too has soft kidneys but is a competent user of demesne and illusions. His abilities as an illusionist often lead to suspicion of gender illusionism, which would bring Athana into a totally different light
Ixion2005-03-25 03:34:02
simply woah.. Murphy went overboard.

friday, Friday, FRIDAY!!

Coming attraction- Llexyn's help file!!

EDIT: I accidently double posted at the time Murphy posted. Shush Roul tongue.gif
Roul2005-03-25 03:35:38
You could've just used EDIT.