Shall I make a thread
Devoted to Limericks?
Will that satisfy?

Perhaps tomorrow
I am growing weary
The sun rises soon

Having said that, though
Limericks are much harder.
But more fun to read!

EDIT:
This just reminds me
Of that stupid level in
Spyro 3. Don't ask.

Not Veoniri
Does that not sound quite silly?
Spring is so pretty.

I think I would dance
If you gave me the rare chance
To get in your pants.

Veoniri sounds
like a furry, girly and
geomantic spambot

Laysus! You got it
very, very wrong. The last
line - 3 syllables!

EDIT:
I wonder - is this
thing I do where I cross lines
acceptable, hm?

geo man tic spam bot
is five syllables shiri,
so neh, *wins again*

It has to be that
silly Southerner accent
then. Jo-man-tic, eh?

To echo the thoughts
of one previously here,
I write this poem:

Oh em gee those mages
of earth are teh supremely
overpowered. Nerf.

To Shiri, any
accent that is unlike yours
must be very odd.

In Aussie, we speak
sentences with odd small words.
Cor blimey mate, etc.

Nah, I really love
Australian accents, they're
really really cute!

And Southern English
Accents really aren't that
bad, I just make fun.

(Except JI-o-MAN-tik is totally four syllables. )

The Shiri, make fun?
How on earth, you might say, but
It happens often.

At least he doesn't
Know what Nika sounds like or
All heck would break loose.

"All heck would break lose"?
Christ, girl, no need to be coy.
Just say "hell", next time.

I still think Nika
should phone up sometime. Really,
it would be fun! *hide*

Jacky boy, I was
Just avoiding offending
Sensibilities.

Ohh, Shiri dear I
Would so like to hear your voice
But who'd pay the bill?

Sure as hell not me
Stupid international
phone charges. *grumbles lots*