Reporter Barry, Special Correspondent shouts, "Hokay. So here's the earth.
Chilling. Dang, that is a sweet earth you might say. Round! Alright. Ruling out
the ice capes melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer
leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definately going to blow ourselves up.
Hokay. So basically we've got China, France, India, Israaaael, Pakistan,
Russia, the U.K, and U.S. With nukes. We've got about 2,600 more than anybody
else. Whatever. Hanyway. One day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are
going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While its on its way, China is like,
"
! ! Who the is shooting us?!", "Oh well, fire missiles!" Then
France is like, " guys, look at ze missiles, they are coming! Fire our
!" "But I le tired" "Well then have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there, like, "WTF MATE ^^". India, Israel, and
Pakistan launched their, so now we've missiles flying everywhere, passing
eachother, Russia's like "ARGHHHHH! MOTHERLAND!", then Endland's like, "'Bout
that time, eh chaps?" "Right-o". So now the U.S. is like, ", we're
dumbasses", Canada is like, "What's going on, EH?", Austria is still like, "WTF
^^", Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like, "Well that." So
now we've nuclear winter. Everybody's dead but Australia, and they're still
like "WTF ^^". But assuming we don't blow ourselves up, we Californians just
have to worry about breaking off to go hand with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END!"
Language censored. A lot. (Elryn)
Chilling. Dang, that is a sweet earth you might say. Round! Alright. Ruling out
the ice capes melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer
leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definately going to blow ourselves up.
Hokay. So basically we've got China, France, India, Israaaael, Pakistan,
Russia, the U.K, and U.S. With nukes. We've got about 2,600 more than anybody
else. Whatever. Hanyway. One day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are
going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While its on its way, China is like,
"
! ! Who the is shooting us?!", "Oh well, fire missiles!" Then France is like, "
guys, look at ze missiles, they are coming! Fire our !" "But I le tired" "Well then have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Meanwhile Australia is down there, like, "WTF MATE ^^". India, Israel, and
Pakistan launched their
, so now we've missiles flying everywhere, passing eachother, Russia's like "ARGHHHHH! MOTHERLAND!", then Endland's like, "'Bout
that time, eh chaps?" "Right-o". So now the U.S. is like, "
, we're dumbasses", Canada is like, "What's going on, EH?", Austria is still like, "WTF
^^", Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like, "Well
that." Sonow we've nuclear winter. Everybody's dead but Australia, and they're still
like "WTF ^^". But assuming we don't blow ourselves up, we Californians just
have to worry about breaking off to go hand with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END!"
Language censored. A lot. (Elryn)
I sent Silvanus a tell beforehand and got him to convine Magnagora to turn their shouts on. 
And i got Soll to tell me what you shouted cause i was on Astral once again 
QUOTE(Silvanus @ Mar 28 2005, 09:28 PM)
Reporter Barry, Special Correspondent shouts, "Hokay. So here's the Earth.
Chilling. Dang, that is a sweet earth you might say. Round! Alright. Ruling out
the ice capes melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer
leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definately going to blow ourselves up.
Hokay. So basically we've got China, France, India, Israaaael, Pakistan,
Russia, the U.K, and Us with nukes. We've got about 2,600 more than anybody
else. Whatever. Hanyway. One day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are
going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While its on its way, China is like,
"! ! Who the is shooting us?!", "Oh well, fire missiles!" Then France is like, " guys, look at ze (cigaretes) missiles, they are coming! Fire our !" "But I am le tired" "Well then have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Meanwhile Australia is down there, like, "WTF MATE ^^". India, Israel, and Pakistan launched their , so now we've missiles flying everywhere, passing eachother, Russia's like "ARGHHHHH! MOTHERLAND!", then England's like, "'Bout that time, eh chaps?" "Right-o". So now the U.S. is like, " , we're dumbasses", Canada is like, "What's going on, EH?", Australia is still like, "WTF ^^", Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like, "Well that." So now we've nuclear winter. Everybody's dead but Australia, and they're still like "WTF ^^".But they'll be dead soon too... kangaroos. But assuming we don't blow ourselves up, we Californians just have to worry about breaking off to go hang with Hawaii... Alaska can come too.
THE END!"
Language censored. A lot. (Elryn)
Chilling. Dang, that is a sweet earth you might say. Round! Alright. Ruling out
the ice capes melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer
leaving, and the sun exploding, we're definately going to blow ourselves up.
Hokay. So basically we've got China, France, India, Israaaael, Pakistan,
Russia, the U.K, and Us with nukes. We've got about 2,600 more than anybody
else. Whatever. Hanyway. One day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are
going down. So we launch a nuke at China. While its on its way, China is like,
"
! ! Who the is shooting us?!", "Oh well, fire missiles!" Then France is like, " guys, look at ze (cigaretes) missiles, they are coming! Fire our !" "But I am le tired" "Well then have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Meanwhile Australia is down there, like, "WTF MATE ^^". India, Israel, and Pakistan launched their , so now we've missiles flying everywhere, passing eachother, Russia's like "ARGHHHHH! MOTHERLAND!", then England's like, "'Bout that time, eh chaps?" "Right-o". So now the U.S. is like, " , we're dumbasses", Canada is like, "What's going on, EH?", Australia is still like, "WTF ^^", Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like, "Well that." So now we've nuclear winter. Everybody's dead but Australia, and they're still like "WTF ^^".But they'll be dead soon too... kangaroos. But assuming we don't blow ourselves up, we Californians just have to worry about breaking off to go hang with Hawaii... Alaska can come too. THE END!"
Language censored. A lot. (Elryn)
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There, fixxed several mistakes, stupid Furrikin indeed. If you're going to quote the entire script you could at least do it right.
Aw who the censored it?
censored it?Yeah it was kinda a rhetorical question taking the out of signs, that only I could possibly get because it was pointless.
out of signs, that only I could possibly get because it was pointless.