This is taken from a spar with Nejii, when Java stuffed up and after a bit of inactivity, booted him out of the arena and declared me the victor (nasty system for the rankings).

Edited for prompts and sparkles:

After teleporting in and hitting him a few times with no reaction...

Focusing on his left leg, you strike at Nejii with an orcish flail. You hit his
left thigh for a minor bruise.
Focusing on his left leg, you strike at Nejii with an orcish flail. With an
elegant stroke, you strike his left leg, knocking him to the ground.

Another few seconds go by, still no action from Nejii...

With your mighty index finger extended, you poke Nejii.

Fringe of the Vernal Forest.
There are 2 large wall of ices here. Seren Nejii, Gentle Phoenix is here,
sprawled on the floor. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast and west.

With your mighty index finger extended, you poke Nejii.
With your mighty index finger extended, you poke Nejii.
With your mighty index finger extended, you poke Nejii.

Defeated, Nejii is cast out of the Arena.
**********************************************************
You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph!
**********************************************************

AB BONECRUSHER POKE
Syntax: POKE
A powerful and rapid attack used to bother smaller critters, poke can quickly convince diminutive opponents such as furrikin into surrending the fight.

OMFGWTFIFKUAIUDBTRN! (That actually means something)
POKE IS SO FUDGING OVER POWERED! THE GODS REALLY NEED TO BALANCE EMOTES!
PROD DOSEN'T DO NEARLY AS MUCH!!!!

OMFGWTFIFKUAIUDBTRN: Oh my F*cking God, What the F*ck! I'll F*cking kill you all if you don't balance that right now.

Stupid poke. I lost like 86 combat rankings from that.

S'what happened? Bled to death?

No, but I reconnected from a different JAVA window. There was no bleeding message, and I kept my defs and Faeries. (Albeit Faeries didn't follow me.)

Then I lagged out again while trying to get in, so I sort of gave up at that point, bothered Summer over MSN to tell him, and went to bed. Hey, it was like 5 AM.

java does silly things sometimes. Once I was making an alias on Achaea so that when I typed "human" it would "belch" and then "human." I was a Druid and I always ended up flaming myself coming out of basilisk. But since the alias had the same thing over and over again you can guess what happened. Essentially I was instantly booted and created a sort of black hole effect in the room in which it booted everyone and my friend (who was on Java) tried to get back on but everything he typed in was done in *'s so he couldn't see what happened. The worst thing is I logged on like three more times and kept on doing it because I didn't realize what happened. Needless to say, everyone at the Archway to Minia hated me.

Oh ouch, man. I can see how that would be a problem

EDIT: And I think I did that once actually. I was a Druid and the same damn thing happened to me, mostly while qqing. Who were you? Maybe I knew ya.

Tell who you were first. And I might add that Achaea was baaad, that was a dark time in my life. My RP was rather nonexistant when I stood at Minia depending on what time it was. Like when it was 3 in the morning and I couldn't control myself. I played a semi snugglebunny Satyr Druid if that makes any sense. The only other Satyr in the guild was Taril i think. There might've been another one...

Oh, you're a new one then. Darn. I seem to remember Taril being one of those ones that graduated apprenticeship on one of my periodic checks.

Well, I started in the Druids about a year ago I think. Or somewhere around there, so I'm not that new... but my character is still an Apprentice. In fact, I think I graduated from novicehood before Taril.

...hmmm. I might know you then. I started about 2 years and a bit ago.

Who are youuu then? I just checked, I'm 2 years older than Taril.

poke hurts some things..

Finger extended, Murphy pokes the spectre of Muurelt Symfale.
The spectre of Muurelt Symfale howls in insufferable pain.

fear the Murphy poke.

OMFG 19STR POKE NERF NERF

Poke doesn't even need balance or eq to be used, and it doesn't take balance or eq, either.

Seriously, guys, I know You're all overworked, but this is ridiculous.