Hajamin wildly jabs the Lance of Brilliance at a ravenous fesix. Hajamin stabs
him with a light puncture.
Hajamin has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The final blow proves too much for a ravenous fesix, who expires, pitifully.
A ravenous fesix has been slain by Hajamin.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.

One hit?!

*faints*

This is worse!

A kick?!

Lacostian leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at a robed obesefessor.
Lacostian connects.
Lacostian has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The final blow proves too much for a robed obesefessor, who expires, pitifully.
A robed obesefessor has been slain by Lacostian.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.

A light puncture too. I need more world-shatterings, only have had one so far

Terentia wildly jabs a scintillating rapier at a robed obesefessor. Terentia
stabs him with a light puncture.
Terentia has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The final blow proves too much for a robed obesefessor, who expires, pitifully.
A robed obesefessor has been slain by Terentia.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.

Oh here's one from Terentia!

Its a wonder more gods don't bash, they'd be pretty good at it, and it'd be some easy essence. Waiting for mortals to get not-lazy is probably a drag.

Well since the Gods stopped helping, right as I got on, I think I'll go do something fun. Enjoy your dying

That's why I <3 spores, empress, hermit, etc.

Can you follow the Gods and get xp when they bash? If so... could a God please let me tag along?

I'm kidding.

Just wait till I sneeze at one... now that's truly funny.

Is it like that Sneeze ability from the FF series, or does it do damage, too?

All fear corrosive mucus

Nah, Raezon would blow blue fire out of His nostrils and fry them to death.