Speaking of rats. Oh god. When I was in college I had a job in the lab. They were doing experiments on rats, breeding them for obesity so that they could get diabetes. So of course these rats were HUGE! HUGE HUGE HUGE! I was changing one of the cages one day and I went to go pick one up , I missed its tail and it instead crawled up my arm. So I start screaming. What I meant to scream was " 
! Mike the Obesity rat is about to bite me"
Instead I said " ! Mike the beastiality rat is about to bite me!"
I think that was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
! Mike the Obesity rat is about to bite me"Instead I said "
! Mike the beastiality rat is about to bite me!"I think that was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
