Armors

by Terenas

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Terenas2005-04-11 04:04:58
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QUOTE
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
1984h, 2445m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23576w elrxk-
You dance joyously to the spirit of the Moon and are bathed in a soft lunar
light which heals your wounds.
2793h, 2365m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23566w lrxk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
2793h, 2365m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23566w lrxk-
A floating urn flies quickly towards you and crashes into your head, sending
you stumbling backwards.
2279h, 2365m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23566w lrxk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2279h, 2342m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23574w elrxk-
You swing a finely crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde at a
floating urn, who smoothly steps away from the blow. Your rapier cuts through
the air, missing completely.
2279h, 2342m, 4024e, 10p, 14454en, 23574w erxk-
You wildly jab a finely crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde at a
floating urn, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You almost lose your
balance as your thrust fails to connect.
2279h, 2342m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23574w exk-
A floating urn flies quickly towards you and crashes into your head, sending
you stumbling backwards.
1640h, 2342m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23574w exk-
You bleed 14 health.
1626h, 2342m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23574w exk-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
1905h, 2417m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23580w elrxk-
Swirling violently, a floating urn's metallic tentacle crashes into you,
knocking you to the ground.
1415h, 2417m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23580w elrxkp-
1415h, 2394m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23576w elrxk-
1415h, 2394m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23576w elrxk-
You take a drink from a coral vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2408h, 2394m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23576w elrxk-
Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
2408h, 2364m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23546w lrxk-
You bleed 37 health.
2371h, 2413m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23558w lrxk-
A floating urn mutters and pokes his index finger towards you and makes a
SHIELD DOWN -> ME
hooking gesture. Invisible energies slam against you, ripping apart your
magical shield of protection.
2371h, 2413m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23558w lrxk-
----
You have recovered equilibrium.
2371h, 2389m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23554w elrxk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
2371h, 2389m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23554w elrxk-
You take a drink from a coral vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
3439h, 2389m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23554w elrxk-
You dance joyously to the spirit of the Moon and are bathed in a soft lunar
light which heals your wounds.
4315h, 2309m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23544w lrxk-
A floating urn flies quickly towards you and crashes into your head, sending
you stumbling backwards.
3695h, 2309m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23544w lrxk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3695h, 2309m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23556w elrxk-
You swing a finely crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde at a
floating urn. You cut him, leaving a messy gash.
3695h, 2285m, 4024e, 10p, 14454en, 23552w erxk-
You wildly jab a finely crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde at a
floating urn. You jab him, driving your rapier deep.
3695h, 2285m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23552w exk-
You bleed 14 health.
3681h, 2285m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23552w exk-
One of a floating urn's cold metallic tentacles reaches for you, shocking you
with a strong electric current.
3046h, 2360m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23552w exk-
You are wielding a finely crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde in
your left hand and a finely crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde in
your right hand.
You are holding:
...a shimmering suit of full plate armour, a platter of devilled eggs, a
platter of sauteed beef cutlets, a platter of steamed rice and vegetables, a
platter of salt and peppered calamari...
You are wearing:
3 wooden rings...
3046h, 2360m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23552w exk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
3046h, 2360m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23564w elrxk-
A floating urn flies quickly towards you and crashes into your head, sending
you stumbling backwards.
2435h, 2360m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23564w elrxk-
You take a drink from a coral vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
3297h, 2388m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23560w elrxk-
You swing a finely crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde at a
floating urn. You cut him, opening up deep lacerations.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
3297h, 2388m, 4024e, 10p, 14454en, 23560w erxk-
You wildly jab a finely crafted rapier bearing images of the Serenwilde at a
floating urn, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You almost lose your
balance as your thrust fails to connect.
3297h, 2388m, 4024e, 10p, 14448en, 23560w exk-
You bleed 15 health.
3282h, 2388m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23560w exk-
You must regain balance first.
3282h, 2388m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23572w exk-
One of a floating urn's cold metallic tentacles reaches for you, shocking you
with a strong electric current.
2571h, 2388m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23572w exk-
You must regain balance first.
2571h, 2388m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23572w exk-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
2571h, 2388m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23572w elrxk-
You slip into a shimmering suit of full plate armour.
2571h, 2388m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23572w elrk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
2571h, 2366m, 4024e, 10p, 14460en, 23568w elrk-
Veonira2005-04-11 04:09:31
AHAHAHa...ha...ha...ha....ha....

Just kidding. <3 Terenas. I did that with my robes for a while, and with packs. Not the best idea.
Summer2005-04-11 08:26:27
Only 500 armourless? Meh tongue.gif I get hit for 800 or more. Not floating urns though. Something else. Think it was abhorences / goats.
Shiri2005-04-11 09:22:27
I always do that after I've taken off my robes if I'm begging for influencing.
Nayl2005-04-11 09:26:21
Damn Nudists...
Wait, I'm one too
happy.gif
Summer2005-04-11 09:27:19
QUOTE(Shiri @ Apr 11 2005, 05:22 PM)
I always do that after I've taken off my robes if I'm begging for influencing.
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And you object to a rock walking around naked? tongue.gif
Shiri2005-04-11 10:05:58
DON'T start about your rocks again, Summer. tongue.gif
Terenas2005-04-11 15:05:17
QUOTE(Nayl @ Apr 11 2005, 09:26 AM)
Damn Nudists...
Wait, I'm one too
happy.gif
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I have socks and boxers, so nyah.gif.

QUOTE(Summer)
Only 500 armourless? Meh  I get hit for 800 or more. Not floating urns though. Something else. Think it was abhorences / goats.


Only! That's 500 to 700 damage every 3 seconds, I'm a weak Merian, that's too much damage!
Unknown2005-04-11 19:36:05
Why did you take it off in the first place? Influencing?
Terenas2005-04-11 21:35:13
QUOTE(Neocount @ Apr 11 2005, 07:36 PM)
Why did you take it off in the first place? Influencing?
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Fought against Shamarah earlier and vestiphobia made me remove it I believe. happy.gif
Shamarah2005-04-11 23:42:12
Yup, I remember seeing that!
Unknown2005-04-12 00:43:32
You get a cookie for that Shamarah.
Athana2005-04-12 01:24:14
I want diamondskin.