IT'S A TRAP

Discuss.

WEll, I refuse to go to the website, since its a trap, and I'm not an idiot.

Well, .... loud and annoying.

Fain <3 the Akbar.

Concentrate all firepower on that super star destroyer!

AKBAR!!

Hmm, didn't the prophets order that we fight them?

Haha. *refuses to click on the link too... yet*

Summer, it's fine.

It's just some sort of fish plastered multiple times across the screen screaming ITSATRAPITSATRAPITSATRAP in a highly repetitive sequence

And what malicious code is it running in the background?

...er...well, Norton didn't spot anything, but that's not saying much. I don't see any reason to worry though. Otherwise you'd never click on a link, ever.

Hello and welcome to approximately 4 years ago!

Shove off, Visaeris, I was like 14 4 years ago, ergo I didn't realize who our next Lord President of the WORLD should be. I was....chasing chicks and stuff.



<3 Fain.

This does not need to be discussed, as Admiral Ackbar is the greatest character in the history of the world. That's right, he's the best person ever, from the Dawn of Time to Jews in Space. Why, you may ask. I'll tell you why.

The first thing that is to be noticed about Admiral Ackbar is that he is a squid, not a fish, a squid. The Mon Calamari are a race of Squid/Humanoids, yet they are put in charge of the Rebel Alliance's SPACE Navy. I don't know why, don't ask.

After that you may notice he has a chair of doom, yes, his chair is very powerfull and made of 100% doom, fear it. From this chair of doom Admiral Ackbar is in charge of the entire Rebel Alliance's fleet.

These are the two most important things about Admiral Ackbar, using this you can discern why he is the greatest character ever.

The Battle of Endor: This is the last great battle of the Galactic Civil War, in it the Emporer is killed and a Super Star Destoryer and the Second Death Star are destoryed, slaughtering millions of innocent Imperial troops, yes, millions. In charge of the Alliance side of this engagement is none other than Admiral Ackbar, commanding the Imperial side is the Emperor and Admiral Piat, I think, who really cares.

This entire battle was orchastrated by the Emperor to wipe out the Alliance fleet, when they come out of hyperspace outside of the Death Star the shield is still up, and there are about a bajillion cruisers behind them. When Admiral Ackbar, the person in charge of the rag-tag Alliance fleet which consists of two cruisers, a frigate, a few frieghters, some transports, and starfighters realizes this he dosen't come up with a brilliant plan, he dosen't save the day. Admiral Ackbar is too good for that, Admiral Ackbar states the obvious.

This is not enough for Admiral Ackbar, oh no. True Ackbarians know that his last on-screen appearce shows him dancing with Ewoks. A giant Squid-man, dancing with the most hated beings in the galaxy. In fact, many attribute the downfall of Star Wars to the vile Ewok race. What conculsion can be drawn from this? Admiral Ackbar is an agent for the Empire, he attempted to ruin the Alliance in the Battle of Endor, and he consorts with Ewoks.

Admiral Ackbar: Squid, Admiral, Turncoat, guy with an awesome chair, you decide.

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I'm going to be HAUNTED by it.

I'll get you for that, Fain. I saw you posting....

Poor Imperials? No no, they damn deserved to die. The ones who didn't were all the poor labor unions, steelworkers and plumbers installing girders and septic systems on the half built Death Star two! Hundreds of thousands of good Imperial blue collar workers blown to . That's the real tragedy here.. don't lay the blame on a poor fish who flopped out of water and somehow became admiral of a rebel navy. He's a damn hero!

Wasn't there some 80s song about akbar?

But you just said that the real tragedy was the death of all those workers... how can Ackbar be a hero is he orchastrated their end with his evil fish powers?

Though if you wanted to take a poetic liscense way out of context and apply it to this you could say that the Chair of Doom is to blame.

Do not blame the Police officer for the Thief spraining his ankle as he tries to run away. Its not nice!

Hey! They weren't doing anything wrong. The Emperor was just trying to run a nice, simple tyrancial dictatorship after eleminating the Galactic Senate when the damn fishies come along and ruin everything.