Um.. shouldn't this be moved or something?

No, I'm not going to read through all of it.

I'm curious about that one, isn't Amaru only ranked in the 50s?

I wondered too. I could ONLY ASSUME that it was because he's #1 in the combat rankings right now.

3617h, 2641m, 3048e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w ex-
The Basin of life reveberates his call as the bombastic voice of His Eminence, Wepaw, Standard Bearer of the Wepawian Hordes blasts, "WEPAAAW!"
3617h, 2641m, 3048e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w ex-

I ran into Wepaw at the arena earlier and heard for the first time, in person, Wepaw saying "Wepaaaw!"

I almost vomitted and it gave me a 5 sec stun and blackout. Had to drink allheal to get over it.

CELEST NEWS #764
Date: 4/23/2005 at 17:54
From: Squire Wepaw, of the Armies of Light
To : Everyone
Subj: Wepaw is be write news!

Wepaw is be hear there is be smallings who is not like when we is be
play smashies with mean smelly taint peoples. Wepaw is be want say how
is feel, so Wepaw is write this. Wepaw is not be much good at write, but
maybe you is can under-stand anyways.

Wepaw is think there be lots manies ways for fight smelly taint. Is can
be talk, is can be smash, is can be show how be good, is can be do lots.
All is be good ways for help. Wepaw is not be lots good at talk, but is
be make good smashies! Wepaw mentor is be say smallings is like taint
'cause is give powerness. Wepaw is think if Wepaw, who is not has taint,
is can be make smashies more good than smalling who is has taint, they
is be see taint is not be give much power as they is think. Then they is
maybe be give up taint, an' come live in shiny light with Wepaw!

Wepaw is also be think is not be help when is be argue 'bout when is
smashies. Is should let thems who is like play smashies do job, an' is
should go do own job too. If is not want taint person be smashies, is
should be spend time try make them convert. That is be how help. We is
all be work good for help make smelly taint go bye, an' is should not be
spend time argue lots. If we is all be spend time help in own way, we is
do lots manies goods!

Wepaw is be sorry if is be hard read. Wepaw is be try learn write more
good, but is be hard for Wepaw. If is can no be under-stand, maybe is
ask Wepaw and is will try explain good.

Wepaaaw!

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Klangiary, in the year 115 CE.

... Not sure what to say to that

I got something to say to that:

I concur.

Wepaw's got a good point though.

Screw the Tao of Pooh, I want the book "The Tao of Wepaaaw!". I foresee a number 1 bestseller.

-Nok

Definatly a good post if you can understand it. More people need to think like him, but only he is allowed to talk like that, the world can only handle one

THERE CAN BE BUT ONE!
Someone, get out there and make an alt just like him. Twould be a battle to shake the ages.

The Great Wepaw was unfortunately involved in village influencing today...

You dig into the corpse of Wepaw, eating only the delectable parts, and
leaving the rest for the vultures. Nothing like carrion!

The soul of Wepaw says, "Wepaw is be tasty Wepaw!"

I killed him too

I'd like wepaw a lot better I think if his name didn't sound to me like the stupid chocobo sound from FF7. God I got tired of hearing that trying to breed and race those things...

gak, oocly i really don't mind Wepaw except for that post. I just can't stand people writing newsposts in accents or in this case inability of writing common. Hire a scribe!

And why are magnagorians worshipping Wepaw, He'd be a god that would just crush Magnagora for personal pleasure.

Anyway he strikes me more as a pet then a god

I have one thing to say to that news post.

WEPAAAW!!

Now now, be fair. I haven't seen Wepaw be particularly nasty to that extent. He's up for a good smashie when it happens, but seems pretty well restrained a good portion of the time.

Hell, sometimes I have trouble thinking of him as an adult, he's almost like the nice little kid... who happens to be twice the size of others his age and stacked. But he likes his matchbox cars... and his baseball bat.

Oh yes, and I somehow managed to forget. Forgive me for my transgressions.

Wepaaaw!!

but he wants to smashie taint, so what better to smash then Magnagora? Destroy that megalith Wepaw!!!!

kid, pet all the same to me