Woo, you heteros need to get out and explore!

Narsrim, i love you In a totally non sexual way, of course

This reminds me of the Blue Collar comedy tour routine on 'everyone is gay.'

I'll try to make it PG-13 but I'm not sure that will keep it funny.

Man one: Everyone is gay.
Man two: I'm not, I'm not even close to gay!
Man one: Do you watch adult videos?
Man two: Ofcourse!
Man one: Do you watch married couples or only girls with eachother?
Man two: Married ofcourse!
Man one: Do you like it when the guys are fat and are not so well endoud?
Man two: Hell No! That guy better be as fit as a bull and hung like a horse. wheres the fun in seeing some fat guy?
Man one: *blink*
Man two: OMG! I'm going to go lynch myself now.

I like the other thread better, this one just divides everything too much, subsets within subsets, minorities within minorities.

That goes under "Just a freak".
And please tell me you are joking.

I don't see why he should have to be.

And no, it doesn't go under just a freak, as Llexyn described.

How do you dislike sex...

Why not?

Have you ever had sex?

Yes, I was joking, someone would have to be crazy to dislike sex, or Catholic Priest.

Or a eunuch.

No. Nor will I.

Remember, orientation isn't "who you have sex with."

As personal as this is: have you ever thought about sex, fondling a woman (or man), or... masturbated? (don't tell me, tell Narsrim)

The idea of man who doesn't masturbate at least twice a day who is under the age of 60 scares me...

He is 15, and his name is Shiri.

There are many people who can show such self control.

And there are many people who dislike sex.

....that explains alot Shiri

16.

And yes, I'm one of those scary ones then Narsrim.

EDIT: And I'm not even sure I want to know what you're talking about, Athana. O_o

I think I masturbated like ~10 times a day when I was 15... no joke. I once got sores... I knew then that ~10 times was waaaaaaay too much in a single day.

Shiri is 16, fools.