Not taking a piss, but being sarcastically mean to everyone.

Some people just don't understand Australian. =(

And I'd so worship you. Noone tell Raezon.


Nymerya, the Tempestuous.

She is one who is unknowable, moods shifting from loving to vindictive in a heartbeat. Her temper, and tantrums when things don't work to Her plans are known to disrupt the land, but when shown true loyalty, Her rewards are delightful. She finds true happiness in gifts, and devotion, and holds in comtempt those who are arrogant, and weakwilled.

Look, a bi-polar Goddess...

...actually, sounds almost exactly like how I play Nymerya now, just exaggerated.

I would be Khirandora, The Rainbow Maiden.

God of Truth and Beauty. Like Selene, but badass.

MURPHLACHMAR

God of Smackdown

Selene was -so- badass. Anyone who didn't get to know Her was missing out.

The Avaricious one. Duh. That, or mental retardation. With my magic loot sack.

Edit: Oi, Roul. Wannabe bastard. I'll fight you for it.

Hrm, if I rose to a vernal, Richter would be able to throw of the spirit posessing him, forget the merchantish stuff, and just get pretty ticked off at life in general. There's a lot of pent up anger there.

Richter, the Ascendant Fury. *duck kaervas*

It'd make perfect sense

Hm. A quote, eh? Reading the entire thread..

Invest all of My power in a magic loot sack, much like Klangratch did. Devote myself to amassing wealth and burning trees. I really don't like the communes. Put all the gold into purchasing gems (Don't ask Me why I don't just create them) to make a giant, penis-extending throne. Oh, and work out how to take Shikari's Armanent, Viravain's Spiders, Lisaera's Chalice, Auseklis' compass. Yeah. Without getting brutally slaughtered. Stupid shifty tree huggers.

What the heck? So Richter is possessed by the spirit of a merchant?

*Boggle*

Marcalo, God of the Axe, and all things semi perverse.

Kalo would be a strange Vernal God..

Think trickster. Probably very much like Raven's described, a playful, energetic and (relatively) harmless trick-player.

He'd probably try to ride everything, though, and ruin entire civilizations.

I think Kaileigh would be a good Malkav like goddess. I loved Malkav. I loved Omar.

No, by his ancestor Draest. Read my history.

Marcalo, God of Shrubdom, and all things abuse.

Evil Bitch Marcalo, God of Getting My Goddamned Skill Delayed.

Now now children, there were several people involved.

Use the other thread please!

Yeah, but he was the closest. I'm going to try and not flip out and throw a tantrum and roar at people, but it's going to be hard.

Well find his home address or something then, just keep it nice here.

Hrm... Tainted Vernals... Never really thought about it, but thats disturbing...

Anyways I'd likely be something on the order of a mix between Shikari's Loyalty and Lacostians love of knowledge... With a dash of Kiakoda just for good measure... And he'd likely still be a loner aside from the few he cared about... So lets see...

Suhnaye, the Peacemaker Sage