There is currently an unidentified bug, possibly an ear wig with wings, that is hiding out somewhere in my room. It was first spotted on my tV screen, and then proceeded to hover and fly about my lamp when I turned it on, forcing me to huddle in a ball in the corner of my room as it swooped. And then, after I was finished crying in fear, I fetched a fly swatter, only to find it had disappeared in my absence.

I know that it is hiding, waiting for me to sleep when it will then mercilessly plant eggs in my ears and use my body as a breeding ground. And then I will morph into a giant cockroach, via Kafka's "Metamorphosis" style.

If you never see me again, I was EATEN.

Discuss.

After battling with the bug, my fly swatter in hand, it beat me into submission and took that opportunity to take over my computer area. I caught it offguard as it crawled along the wall on the rug, and got my trusty wad of toilet paper and cook book. I threw the toilet paper at it and proceeded to smash it with the cookbook, and even then it escaped. I repeated, and when I lifted up my weapons, it had disappeared.

I once had a big huntsman spider sitting on the wall behind my computer.. it made a nice pet before it walked into my sister's room, and sat on the ceiling.

When she looked up she screamed and made me take it outside .

Spiders=good, mosquitos/flys=annoying, cockroaches=freaky stuff.

I had a huntsman crawl out of my shorts once. I was wearing them at the time.

I'm like that too, but I suddenly just started getting pissed off at anything that flies around now and go to fetch spray.

Early today some winged thing was flying around here too.. so I picked up the nearest pillow and started swinging wildly, hoping the wind would knock it somewhere for squish-squish, but later I just grabbed the spray and well.. even though I don't know where it went I don't see it now.

I have a lot of hair too.. so I always scramble through it when I see stuff. God.. reminds me of when we first moved in this house (No one had lived in it for awhile and my parents didn't actually call a bug guy..) so I'd always see junk crawling around on my floor and I'd eventually just squish it and leave the bug corpse since it was endless. Couple that with me not having glasses at the time and everything looked like it could've been crawling.

You can kill it, Veo!

Please don't post this here. Use the BUG command in game.















Joking!

God, no. It disappeared. I have a sneaking suspicion that it squirmed into the wall, because the place I was squishing it into, I can like...push a pencil down and it goes underneath the wall. But...I mean..I hope that I at least stomped it enough that it dies on its own...away from me. I just...whenever I see a bug I scream, shake, burst into tears and have a panic attack. I also now remember screaming "DIE!" and "Get away from me!" as I swung the fly swatter at it.

God, don't you wish you could have a video of your life. But I'm still waiting another half hour to make sure it doesn't come out after me.

Mm.. video of my life sounds like it'd be funny. I have like.. the oddest moments, but anyway!

No spray or anything? I'd be freaked out too.. the worst instance I've had is me using the bathroom (As if you'd want to know that, but it sets the mood!) and all of a sudden this centipede thing fell on my shoulder. I -so- took off all of my clothes and changed.. and I didn't use my PERSONAL bathroom aside from sink/shower stuff for a month or so.

I had a stick insect crawl up my leg.

Would've been ok if I wasn't wearing boxer-shorts at the time *shudder*

That was the funniest bug fight I've read in quite some time. Especally throwing the toilet paper at it.

I am utterly convinced that this bug was the spawn of Satan, and that all bugs are foul, unholy creatures.

And those big spiders, yech. Any bugs on me and I flip out.

Ok I totally agree with Dag, that's some funny stuff. Dun worry V, we still lurve you Think of how the poor bug feels

Oh, and... Lacostian is evil!

better not sleep, the earwigs will getcha'. that's why they're called earwigs, they wiggle into your ears and use that pincher to eat away at your brain.
o.0
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Okay.
I officially don't like you :|
Never thought Lacostian's evil
* Summer laughs
don't sleep don't sleep, whatcha' gonna do.. whatcha' gonna do when the earwigs come for you..

And so on.

Errr... not the Cane Spiders we have here in Hawaii. *shudder* The body of it is about the size of the first knuckle of your thumb to the tip (approximately, they can get bigger though), but it's legs extend outward about the size of your hand. They are low to the ground, and move EXTREMELY fast, and blend in with just about everything.


Edit: Quick Google search and I found...


Also found this along with it:

Our centipedes are a whole other story...
Die.

Those are as bad as Lacostian's

If that’s one of those Cane spiders, it just looks exactly like a huntsman.. I have no problems with spiders, my house is full of them, Huntsman mainly… Especially if it rains.

I think I need to introduce some of you to my catch and release program!

Yeah those cane spiders look like our huntsmans. Evil, short-invading bastard creatures.

They aint evil!

YOU are evil with big brain in head.
SPIDER is not, with stomach in little head... I think

There's nothing to fear except fear itself, boys. Catch and release.

Anyway, why would a spider want to be in your shorts? You don't have cobwebs growing in there do you? *gasp*

I usually get chased by spiders when I try to catch them.. All white tails = kill on sight though.

Tuek... you have officially given me nightmares now... I now also have a reason to never ever want to go to Hawaii.. That's almost as bad as when I saw this nature show and right when I turned it on it showed this Australian Funnelweb thing... Dear God...

We only have small bugs over here.