The Truth About Crow

by Aebrin

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Aebrin2005-04-25 11:50:35
From IRC:

im waiting for Crow to come out - crow should be the more solo orientated of their totems specialisations
I'm not making Crow
I made cow
the whole crow stuff was really a typo, it's really brother cow
hehehe
Munsia is the aspect

Specialisation Cow

Cowhide

Covering your self in a cow hide, your defense to cutting attacks raises by 10%.

Grazing

By slowly grazing on grasslands, your endurance and willpower regain at an increase rate.

Bonding

You may bond with a Ravenwood Totem for a year and a day. You may also release the bond to your totem before that time.

Bovine

You can communicate with other Cow Specialist by using the language of the domesticated cow.

Stampede

Rushing at your foe, the foe will be stunned for 3 seconds.

Milk
LOAD UDDER (up to 6 times)
SQUIRT UDDER AT &tar
Squirting a torrent of milk from your udder, your opponent is blinded and also stunned for a total of seconds in correspondance of your loading.

Moo

By mooing deeply at your opponent, they are inflicted with stupidity, dementia and paralysis.

Prance

By prancing in a location, people may walk into you, causing them to lose balance temporarily.

Disguise

Using your cowhide properties, you may now appear as a cow to the casual observer.

Heat

Strutting your stuff, you emulate the essence of a cow in heat, forcing all to add you to their allies. Lusted if opponent is a Taurian.

Chew

Chewing an opponent will affect them to be caught, causing them to require to writhe away. Each chew will tighten your hold and increase damage.

Totem Return

If you are bonded to a totem, you may return to it.

Headbutt

You have the ability to butt a target out of a room.

Bovinity

By mooing in a rhythmic chant, your opponent will become entranced and be afflicted with Aeon.

Milking

Having a bottle in hand, you may milk yourself into the bottle. A sip of this fabulous milk will enhance your constitution, heal your health somewhat, and make you completely satiated.


Cowtotem

While in the presence of your totem, your afflictions will just wash away.

Cow Pat

Disposing your wastes in a room, those who stand will gradually increase with afflictions from the diseased cow pat.

Cowform

While in the form of the great Cow, you will gain health and endurance regeneration, +20% against cutting weapons and increased strength. Also the powerful Empower ability, allowing you to picture the Herd Mother (Munsia) in your head. While the vision is there, you are enraged - increasing strength further, increased consitution, size and charisma, however lowering your intelligence and dexterity greatly.

EDIT: Editted so it reads easier
Hajamin2005-04-25 11:57:22
GRRRRRR, Who leaked it? ranting.gif badday.gif ranting.gif badday.gif
Bricriu2005-04-25 12:22:32
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Haha! My Influence spreads again!
Unknown2005-04-25 12:30:15
blink.gif *dies laughing*

worthy.gif Aebrin
Iridiel2005-04-25 12:47:15
I'm going to move to Glomdoring. Mooooooooooooooow Moooooooooooooooow White with violet dots, just so you can recognize me.
Marsu2005-04-25 13:09:11
Ooh induct me now and to think I get to picture Munsia in my head at trans yum.gif
Drago2005-04-25 13:11:51
wave.gifwave.gifwave.gifwave.gif

That's gold.
Manjanaia2005-04-25 15:40:36
And... strangely... almost sane. Have I spent too much time with Aebrin? huh.gif
Richter2005-04-25 19:51:52
You guys stole that idea from me! *pout*

Pretty cool though. tongue.gif
Aebrin2005-04-26 12:03:29
Well Haja, it's confirmed. Most people don't want crow. They want Cow.
Acrune2005-04-28 14:53:47
Yeah, I can't imagine how Crow could be any better then that tongue.gif
Unknown2005-04-28 15:26:56
Question about the skill though. For the Milk skill, is the power cost only for loading, only for squirting, or for both? Also, how long do the loaded udders last? tongue.gif
Aebrin2005-04-29 09:13:56
I would say for the squirting, since it doesn't take power to load.

And the load will stay indefinately, but gives you reduce dexterity and slower balance. So it's better to blow those loads.