He is a fiendish viscanti and pulchritudinous. You get him and he gets you
right back. Butta bing butta boom! Sparkles dance around his head from his
obvious banging his head into a wall and he dances like a sugar plum pixie
because he is teh pixie king!! He gets so many pixies back to the Moonhart tree
that the power of Serenwilde is outta da world! Yeeah! Have a good day. He is
completely naked.

Who the F(ooga) is this?

...

kill it! kill it NOW

Pulchritudinous?

Nejii in disguise .

... THAT IS NOT NEJII IN DISGUISE! Where did THAT come from!?

Nejii was the first character I thought of as the absolute opposite to whoever wrote that description. :>.

Pulchritudinous is a fancy way of saying beautiful. As for the rest, no comment...

WTF NOOBLAR?

That's an awful word for beautiful though.

Sounds like something Willy Wonka would say.

Oompa the Loompa

Latin derivative. Pulcherimus-Pulcherimae-Pulcherima; beautiful. I'm pretty sure I misspelled that.... I can never remember spellings or prinicpal parts, even the easy ones. English wise it's a word we sesquapedalian are likely to use.

Dear God. Kill it back to Runescape.

Nah, you're all deluded. That desription there is perfectly acceptable.

In that case, so is ejaculating in balot boxes.... Don't ask where that came from.

That even scares me, and I'm all jaded and junk.

Wait, so why is a Viscanti giving doing power quests for Serenwilde?