I'm almost tempted to bash now. If only Bau didn't require so much time...

I am too, but if only Glomdoring had more things to kill. Because, I cannot get to Astral, and since Jasper has guild work, he is mainly stuck in Glomdoring.

And Aesyra enveloped us in golden light when she shouted! Poor Jasper... he was blinded...

Golden light briefly envelops you before the voice of Veradin Kalas Aesyra, the Golden Priestess touches your mind, "Blah." <-- Her voice

Oh, man.

I'm tempted to quit my job, move home, sink 2000 or so credits into Jack (for a scepter and crit medal) drink ten cups of coffee and live upon Astral, simply for a custom shout.

A swirling, miasmic torrent of death and decay briefly spirals throughout your mind as the maleficient voice of Patriarch Jack Flagg slices through the aetherwaves: "Yo, yo, yo! Wazzup bitchez!"

Quoted from the Wepaw thread. Personally mine would be:

All that exists suddenly flares with an abrupt heat and light as, blazing throughout reality, the call of The Conflagration, Falasin, Scion of the Enigmatic echos, "Burn, bitches!"

EDIT: And no one better not comment on Scion, it's my fantasy, damnit! If you don't like it replace with Secator, or Zealot, or something.

...no we can't...

So what does this "thunderclap" do?

~3k-4k damage.

One target or enemies?

Latter.

10p, though.

Enemies.

EDIT:

My shout:



Aww damn.

Ack, you people who are no longer the people you once were, put it in your sig! *bop dyr*

Mine would be:

As if thousands of choir boys were all singing at once, a heavenly voice falls upon you as Master Richter Carthan shouts, "Blah!"

My would be thus:

You ignore the blabbering in your head as Daganev shouts " Blah"

The melodious voice of Kidaen echoes from the heavens, "This thread is *so* Hijacked!"

So, back to the topic: Just what is different about being a Demigod compared to a Titan?

Demigods get a custom shout message? O_o

Kidaen.

Shadows dance around you, and colaesce into the shape of a flail, which enters your head, causing the voice of Feros to reverberate within, "Blah".

Something like that, though that's pretty suckily written.

Is that like a Sandwhich artist? Nice sig and pic.

Subway!