Driven by boredom and a quote from IRC, I'm starting this topic. It could be interesting.

I'll start off with mine:
1. Neil Gaiman. He wrote Sandman, wonderful novels, and he's British. What more could you want?
2. Obi-Wan Kenobi. Beards are annoying scratchy, but he's a Jedi. I can stand a scratching for that.
3. Connor and Murphy McManus, from Boondock Saints. Bad ass Irishmen are hot.

1. Tori Amos - I swear she is of faerie blood.
2. Angelina Jolie (sp?) - Intruiging and hot..for a girl
3. Christina Ricci - she looks troubled and tormented...sounds like fun!

Quentin Tarantino

Your mom

That means you are already gay.

Therefore, your dad, your brother, your little brother, the 7 year old alter boy...

Your dog.

Elaria

Definitely Angelina Jolie.

1. Billy Zane - if you've ever seen him bald, you'd know that's all there needs to be for explanation.
2. Matthew Mc.. something - Whew! I've seen him sweaty and OMG.
3. Last but not least, Narsrim! - but that's a moot point, isn't it?

OMG you're gay?!

1. Drew Carey
2. Teller (of Penn & Teller)
3. Jason Alexander

Not that I ever could.

But if I had to.

Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp is the answer for so many straight men.

1.Halle Berry
2.Britney Spears
3.any of the pussycat dolls

hrm...

Beyonce.

Don't take this the wrong way, but, there are a lot of gay people here. Cool.

George Clooney

Daganev

Jason Mewes or Kevin Smith.

Ewan MacGregor - Damn that's a killer voice.