Transplanted from the Demigod Thread because I'm intrested to see what people would have if they could have one. Make it as ridiculous or serious as you want.

Here's the ones from the other thread to get you started:

Jack:
A swirling, miasmic torrent of death and decay briefly spirals throughout your mind as the maleficient voice of Patriarch Jack Flagg, the Repetant slices through the aetherwaves: "Yo, yo, yo! Wazzup bitchez!"

Mine:
All that exists suddenly flares with an abrupt heat and light as, blazing throughout reality, the call of The Conflagration, Falasin, Scion of the Enigmatic echos, "Burn, bitches!"

Dyr/Thompson:
A murmer in the distance is all that is heard of Thompsons shout.

Thompson has been slain by asphyxiation.

Richter:
As if thousands of choir boys were all singing at once, a heavenly voice falls upon you as Master Richter Carthan shouts, "Blah!"

Daganev:
You ignore the blabbering in your head as Daganev shouts " Blah"

Kidaen:
The melodious voice of Kidaen echoes from the heavens, "This thread is *so* Hijacked!"

Mananananananajanananannaja:
Shadows dance around you, and colaesce into the shape of a flail, which enters your head, causing the voice of Feros to reverberate within, "Blah".

Oh, and lets not forget the one I did for for Wepaw.

3617h, 2641m, 3048e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w ex-
The Basin of life reveberates his call as the bombastic voice of His Eminence, Wepaw, Standard Bearer of the Wepawian Hordes blasts, "WEPAAAW!"
3617h, 2641m, 3048e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w ex-

Falasin, woulda though yours would be.
An inedible, phallic object is thrust into your ear, where it spouts "Stop calling me "

Better?
Oh, and replace censor with the phallic object's name.
There we go.
Shiribot Succesfully ninja'ed in rules

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I've never said, "Fun for everyone."
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You make me cry, Nayl.

The subtle scent of lilies drifts across your surroudings as the soft voice of Lyren whispers in your mind, "Somebody fetch me a slice of cheesecake?"

The twanging of ill-tuned lutes fills the air, forcing your ears to bleed as Kidaen sings out, off-key "Hiiii-jaaaackeeeed"

The cowardly cries of all those who were in here but didn't post theirs consume they Basin of Life with yellow-belliedness as the squeak, "Run away!"

Edit: Typo...

I can't think of one for Nayl, except for ones from where she was Nifilhema's Pet.

A voice like echoing out of a cave, Imperator Ashteru of the Krokani Tower shouts, "Who's your dadee?"

A large, heavy metal object connects with the back of your head as the pissed off voice of Manjanaia bellows, "It's MANJANAIA retard!"

Funny, I thought it was Feros.

Not on the forums it isn't.

j00 f33l j00r m1nd g3tt1ng h4x0rd, and into it Guido pl4c3s t3h message "I R BANNED!"

Here ya go:

Bleh, hijacking my own thread... More shouts!

During the daytime when I shout:

Your shadow quavers involuntarily as the voice of Etanru resonates, "Blaagjriwaogjrewoi"

During the night:

The silouette of a crow tickles your peripheral vision for a moment, heralding the ominous voice of Etanru as it states, "fjewaofewjatea"

You're confusing Me with Bruce Dickinson

Yes, Kidaen's is more like:

The sound of a badger being stuffed into a tuba sweeps across reality as Kidaen croaks, "No matter how you shimmy and how you dance, the last drop always gets on your pants!"

You Laugh as Nayl wastes her endurance shouting "I'm so not responding to that last shout!"

There you go :muah:

#alias {doshout} {prefix amaru His voice like thunder, Lord ; suffix amaru La'Saet, Captain of the Towers ; dotitle ; shout}