Forwarded from a coworker

Subject: KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA!!


- This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age
6)
- Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
- If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea
all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)
- I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
- A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy
age 8)
- My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)
- When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans. (William age 7)
- I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How
do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)
- I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age
6)
- Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
- My Mom has fishnets, but doesn't catch any fish (Laura age 5)
- When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small. (Kevin age 6)
- When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we hid
in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boyfriend.
It was fun. (Lauren age 7)
- A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of
seamen inside. (Emma age 5)
- When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of
sailors. (Valerie age 6)
- Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
- On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her
fanny. (Julie age 7)

HA, good stuff!

O_o

Weird... nothing more...

*performs omni-post block on Shiro*

shhh!!

Stop posting random crap Shiro. At least Shiri, when he posts, usually adds something to the conversation, and uses more than five words at a time, Usually in a coherant sentance.

Some of those make me laugh out loud, some of those make me wonder if its real, cause if its not real its not that funny....

Yeah, I do question some of these. They're funny though!

- I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like EmilyRichardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)


- I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big
sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age
6)

- Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)


Those are my favorite.

Those were pretty funny, though I doubt the authenticity of a large portion of them. But those are real I have finally lost all faith in the American(assuming thats where they're from) school system. It's sad to think that little kids could be seriously writing this as a school report.



That was classic.

That's awesome.