I had a house in Achaea, and the most *shifty* um, intimate thing it was used for was spin the bottle.

I know this may be silly because I don't really like the idea of spontanious mud sex, but I mean in RL there is no always a looong rp buildup, and if your quite a flirtacious person, and know how to flaunt your stuff there isn't always a loong buildup.

So how often doe you roleplay taking a dump or a takinga shower or brushing your teeth?

Every 20 minutes. Speaking of which, I need to go fertilize Serenwilde.

Ow.. Well, I for one am complete alert to the fact there is spontanious sex. It's actually quite irritating, when it's like, "Hi, my name's Chris!" "My name's Kyle. " "Top or bottom?"

And people have asked me that. >.> It's generally one of those conversation killers. Unlike Nyla or Narsrim, I tend to shy away from overly horny men.

And so I don't get accused of hijacking I will make a valid contribution to this thread.

<3 Cronnacht

And I so fu king want those.

Cron, those are hilarious.

Omg want want want.

Speaking of finding a decent partner for marriage.

I have one for the guys and lesbians:



One for the ladies and gay men:



And not to be left out, one for the Aussies:

Thank god gay men have better chances than straight women.

hehe

See, now this is a real proposal:

A picnic towards sunset in the trees with dessert and champagne, discussions about anything that comes to mind. (Oh, ignoring all the deaths, too )

Watching the sunset, the sunrise, the sunset again and *melts* dancing. And not just any dancing. Waltzing and in the trees! You've just got to be talented to accomplish that!

Then finally sitting down again and drinking more champagne before being proposed to! My my!

So we got food, drink, talk, dancing and proposal. Ladies, or gents, if you don't get this kind of treatment before being proposed to, it's just not worth the time to say yes. Oh, and to make this all better, nervousness on the proposer's part is a must-have.

I <3 marriages but the proposal has got to the best part of of it.

now that's a proposal i don't think any girl could turn down..unless the guy's some creepy crazed stalker that the girl didn't like in the first place..

Hmmm... Is my seeing 100% eye-to-eye with Gwylifar on something one of the signs of the apocalypse?

Well, okay, I'd never resort to a pronoun like 'sie', so let's call it 99% agreement, just so we can postpone the End of Days.