Crate Review System

by Lisaera

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Lisaera2005-06-08 21:25:35
I was alerted to this rather funny spoof article by Makali, if any of you ever played Doom or any of the older action games you will recognise the well-loved ammo crate or flaming barrel. This group of people designed an experiment to rate games based on how long it takes to find one of these stock objects.

Read on:

http://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/39.html

By the way, for those interested Lusternia does very well on this scale, as we have NO crates and TWO barrels. Points for those that tell me where these barrels are!

A further point of interest is that Achaea, as boasted by Makali and described as a success, contains SIX crates and TWELVE barrels. They must run out of ideas often. Proof once again that Lusternia is superior to Achaea! cool.gif
Xenthos2005-06-08 21:28:08
There are two barrels in Paavik. tongue.gif

EDIT: Well, two barrels that can be poked/prodded/whatever. There are lots more that are just in the description.
Manjanaia2005-06-08 21:35:19
This really amuses me. Go Lisaera!
Richter2005-06-08 21:37:50
Blocked due to "Games". sad.gif
Daganev2005-06-08 21:37:57
There is a barrel in Spectre isle also.
Fain2005-06-09 01:30:46
I loved this, thanks Lis biggrin.gif
Richter2005-06-09 04:41:05
I'm messaging artifacts@lusternia.com and getting some crates in Deepnight.

*duck*
Ceres2005-06-10 11:23:48
Flaming barrels for all.