Wounds

by Narsrim

Back to Common Grounds.

Erion2005-06-10 20:05:44
QUOTE(Amaru @ Jun 10 2005, 03:54 PM)
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Malicia razes your aura of rebounding with a sable assault fencing rapier.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-say hit me sad.gif(
You sadly say, "Hit me."
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
3847h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
3531h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-drink health
eat sparkleberry
You take a drink from a diamond vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
What do you want to eat?
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. She stumbles forward as she fails to strike you.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier, and you smoothly step away from the blow. She stumbles forward as she
fails to strike you.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
3843h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
3735h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You bleed 26 health.
3709h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
3709h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
"Ok!" Malicia exclaims.
3709h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "How much?"
4050h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You bleed 18 health.
4032h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-say you missed
You say, "You missed."
4032h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "Deepwounds."
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-say on the second one
You say, "On the second one."
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You bleed 8 health.
4088h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "Not damage."
4088h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-wounds
Your wound status is:
      _'''''_
      /      \\
      @ ( 62) @
      \\_    _/          Deep Wounds:
        |  |            -------------
  _____/___\\_____      Head:  critical
  /              \\      Chest: no wounds
  |  | (100) |  |      Gut:  no wounds
  (100)      (100)      Larm:  no wounds
  |  | (100) |  |      Rarm:  no wounds
  \\___|_______|___/      Lleg:  no wounds
    R |  |  | L        Rleg:  no wounds
      |  |  |
    (100)|(100)
      |  |  |
    _|  |  |_
    (_____|_____)
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-say 62
You say, "62."
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade looks skeptical and says, "You're down to
62?"
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-nod
You nod your head emphatically.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. She stumbles forward as she fails to strike you.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
3780h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
3538h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You bleed 28 health.
3510h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-wounds
Your wound status is:
      _'''''_
      /      \\
      @ ( 42) @
      \\_    _/          Deep Wounds:
        |  |            -------------
  _____/___\\_____      Head:  critical
  /              \\      Chest: no wounds
  |  | (100) |  |      Gut:  no wounds
  (100)      (100)      Larm:  no wounds
  |  | (100) |  |      Rarm:  no wounds
  \\___|_______|___/      Lleg:  no wounds
    R |  |  | L        Rleg:  no wounds
      |  |  |
    (100)|(100)
      |  |  |
    _|  |  |_
    (_____|_____)
3714h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3714h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade looks skeptical and says, "That's
critical."
3714h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-say 42
You say, "42."
3714h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You bleed 14 health.
4041h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "After four hits?"
4041h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "I could behead you."
4041h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "That's so overpowered."
4041h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
3858h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-say what the hell
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
3558h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You say, "What the hell."
3558h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-say oh
You say, "Oh."
3762h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
3499h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-wounds
With a focused look, Malicia strikes at you with a sable assault fencing
rapier. You are poked in the chin for a small puncture.
3183h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Your wound status is:
      _'''''_
      /      \\
      @ (  3) @
      \\_    _/          Deep Wounds:
        |  |            -------------
  _____/___\\_____      Head:  critical
  /              \\      Chest: no wounds
  |  | (100) |  |      Gut:  no wounds
  (100)      (100)      Larm:  no wounds
  |  | (100) |  |      Rarm:  no wounds
  \\___|_______|___/      Lleg:  no wounds
    R |  |  | L        Rleg:  no wounds
      |  |  |
    (100)|(100)
      |  |  |
    _|  |  |_
    (_____|_____)
3183h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
You have recovered equilibrium.
3183h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-say gah, stop
You say, "Gah, stop."
3524h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "Head at 0 yet?"
3524h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-say down to 3 :@
You angrily say, "Down to 3."
3524h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb- Active mode.

3524h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-apply health to head
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your head.
The deep damage in your head partially heals.
3728h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Visaeris has bled to death.
3728h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade laughingly says, "I can't behead you,
love."
4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-apply health to head
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your head.
The deep damage in your head partially heals.
4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-

4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-def
4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-growl
You growl menacingly.
4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-smoke pipe82736
You take a long drag off your pipe.
4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-apply health to head
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your head.
The deep damage in your head partially heals.
4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Lanista Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade says, "Unless I use a swing."
4069h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Malicia cowers in a corner, whimpering.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-apply health to head
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your head.
The deep damage in your head partially heals.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Visaeris shouts, "I'm a moron."
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-say overpowered
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-apply health to head
You say, "Overpowered."
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your head.
The deep damage in your head completely heals.
4096h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
Overpowered.
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Only worthwhile part in the whole post.
Malicia2005-06-10 20:07:25
I should also add that I'm the one that designed that sable assault fencing rapier that I've starting to see many people use. smile.gif
Erion2005-06-10 20:12:51
Think people'll still be using it in like, 3-4 RL years?

That'd be really wierd, you know? biggrin.gif
Malicia2005-06-10 20:14:32
I didn't want anyone to use it! It was a cartel design so someone in my guild has been passing them out, grrr. Mine, I say. Mwa.

/hijack

Erion2005-06-10 20:15:31
Heh.

EDIT: So this post isn't so entirely useless - get your OWN cartel, and you'll be guaranteed no one will use 'em. tongue.gif
Terenas2005-06-10 20:20:18
Though what Amaru posted isn't new, it does goes to show how rediculous wounding is right now.

Erion, you did not have to quote Amaru's entire post, seriously. If you're going to be posting just for postcounts, don't spam with useless stuffs and at least try to make useful contributions.
Amaru2005-06-10 20:29:31
QUOTE(Erion @ Jun 10 2005, 09:26 PM)
Psst.  Talk about a useless post.  You know posting about the uselessness of my post simply causes me to post, right? cookie.gif +1.  I don't post unless someone else posts to me.
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Some mod put him to post count 0.
Terenas2005-06-10 20:39:45
QUOTE(Amaru @ Jun 10 2005, 08:29 PM)
Some mod put him to post count 0.
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Or delete half of the posts he made today. halo.gif
Erion2005-06-10 20:42:44
Mods have already talked to me. Go 'way now, and stop the hijack.gif. At least my posts don't tell mods how to do their jobs. Har.

So, take a cookie.gif, and calm down. smile.gif
Ceres2005-06-10 20:43:22
Ignore user. Great function.
Erion2005-06-10 20:45:19
QUOTE(Ceres @ Jun 10 2005, 04:43 PM)
Ignore user. Great function.
135859


Hear hear. I'd offer you a cookie, but I'm sure it'll irk some people. happy.gif

Now, wounds. Who wants 'em changed? biggrin.gif It's upsetting so many people, maybe we should leave it as-is, and make amissio drain 95%. And make wrack/absolve take 3 power to pull off.
Amaru2005-06-11 17:42:30
And look at this:


4096h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
The room darkens as a hideous archdemon appears.
Daevos arrives from the south.
4096h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
Malicia wildly jabs a fullered broadsword of blue steel at Skung, the Red
Overseer. Malicia plunges her broadsword deep into him.
4096h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
Daevos moves over to block the south exit.
4096h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
Malicia wildly jabs a exquisitely crafted draconic broadsword at Skung, the Red
Overseer. Malicia plunges her broadsword deep into him.
The final blow proves too much for Skung, the Red Overseer, who expires,
pitifully.
Skung, the Red Overseer has been slain by Malicia.
4096h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
You blur and slip through time as Daevos approaches you.
4096h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
With a powerful lunge, Daevos strikes at you with a baleful rapier of darkened
steel. Daevos strikes your right leg, striking a major artery which splurts
blood in all directions.
3763h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-outr yarrow
eat yarrow
With a powerful lunge, Daevos strikes at you with a baleful rapier of darkened
steel. You are feebly struck in your right leg with the blade.
3472h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
You bleed 79 health.
3393h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-drink health
You remove 1 yarrow, bringing the total in the Rift to 1903.
3393h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-look
You eat a yarrow sprig.
The flow of blood recedes as your right leg's main artery mends.
3393h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdb-
With a cold smile, a hideous archdemon digs his claws into your flesh, sending
a bolt of excruciating pain through your body.
3393h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdbp-
You must regain equilibrium first.
3393h, 2702m, 3439e, 10p xkdbp-
You take a drink from a diamond vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
4096h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p xkdbp-
You must regain equilibrium first.
4096h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p xkdbp-
Vegetable Warehouse.
The long warehouse is held up by wooden pilings. Several ramps lead up to
platforms where the vegetables are stored in locked bins. Wheelbarrows are
propped up against the wall. In the centre of the warehouse are stacks of empty
baskets, muddy with dirt and in poor repair. A painting of a hideous archdemon
is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Skung, the Red Overseer, has been slain,
his chest caved in and skull smashed. Crackling with blue lightning, the
Handmaiden of Shakiniel hovers in the air here. A magnificent white unicorn
stands here in silence, illuminating her surroundings with a gentle silver
glow. Limned with holy fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a floating
cloud, regarding you with her sympathetic eyes of light. A huge archdemon looms
here, surrounded by black mist. Acolyte Marsu is here, shrouded. He wields an
iron shield in his left hand and a glowing powerstone in his right. Lanista
Malicia La'Saet, Sunaj Blade is here, shrouded. She wields a exquisitely
crafted draconic broadsword in her left hand and a fullered broadsword of blue
steel in her right. Servant of the Lith, Borca, Melee Connoisseur is here,
shrouded. He wields a tower shield in his left hand and a twisted staff in his
right. Warlord Daevos Feyranti, Marshal of Death is here. He wields a baleful
rapier of darkened steel in each hand.
You see a single exit leading south (open door).
4096h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p xkdbp-writhe
4096h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p xkdbp-
You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
4096h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p kdbp-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4096h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p ekdbp-
You may eat or smoke another herb.
4096h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p ekdbp-
Tight bindings cling to you, making that impossible.
4096h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p ekdbp-
Marsu suddenly scoops up the corpse of Skung, the Red Overseer.
4096h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p ekdbp-
Marsu points at you and shoves a hideous archdemon towards you. Wicked steel
implements appear in his claws as he jumps on you, then begins to carve deeply
and slowly into your flesh. You scream and convulse in abject agony during this
obscene torture.
3045h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p ekdbp-
You must regain balance first.
3045h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p ekdbp-
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
3045h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p exkdbp-
Tight bindings cling to you, making that impossible.
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With a powerful lunge, Daevos strikes at you with a baleful rapier of darkened
steel. Daevos strikes powerfully your right leg, and blood fountains out in a
thick spray.
2701h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p exkdbp-
Tight bindings cling to you, making that impossible.
2701h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p exkdbp-
With a powerful lunge, Daevos strikes at you with a baleful rapier of darkened
steel. Daevos strikes deep into your right foot, pinning it down with a baleful
IMPALED IN YOUR right LEG!
rapier of darkened steel. You involuntarily crumple to a crouch and can think
of nothing but freeing your impaled foot.
2413h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p exkdbp-smoke pipe55262
With a powerful lunge, Malicia strikes at Daevos with a fullered broadsword of
blue steel. Malicia pricks him in the gut causing him to bleed slightly.
2413h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p exkdbp-
With a powerful lunge, Malicia strikes at Daevos with a exquisitely crafted
draconic broadsword. Malicia pricks him in the gut causing him to bleed
slightly.
2413h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p exkdbp-
You twist and turn as you attempt to escape from your entanglement.
2413h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p exkdbp-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2413h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p exkdbp-
You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
2413h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p exkdbp-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2413h, 2582m, 3439e, 10p exkdbp-
You have writhed free of your entanglement.
writhe
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Bleeding wounds open up on your body, as your soul surges with holy power.
2682h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You begin to writhe furiously to escape the blade that has impaled you.
2682h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p ekdb-smoke pipe55262
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2682h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p ekdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2682h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p ekdb-get corpse
get orc
get essence
get shield
get gold
put gold into pack
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
2682h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
2682h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-drink health
smoke pipe55262
Your health continues to drain away as your impaled body shudders on the end of
the weapon.
2374h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2374h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2374h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2374h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2374h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2374h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2374h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
You bleed 445 health.
1929h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
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You take a drink from a diamond vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-clot
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-smoke pipe55262
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2521h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2725h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2725h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2725h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2725h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-
The sharp pain your your foot from the weapon pinning it to the ground makes
you incapable of anything else other thing thoughts of escaping it.
2725h, 2782m, 3439e, 10p exkdb-smoke pipe55262
With an heroic effort you manage to writhe yourself free from that which
writhe
Active mode.
chant puer rleg
PUER YOUR RIGHT LEG! PU RLEG!
Active mode.
impaled you.



How, HOW has the mission to balance out speed knights given

DAMAGE KNIGHTS

their old friend, the two-hit-pinleg?

This is insane.
Malicia2005-06-11 17:48:46
Oh that's not so bad, Amaru. Really.

Roark's working on it still, I believe.
Amaru2005-06-11 17:54:44
Insane.
Roark2005-06-11 18:09:56
QUOTE(Malicia @ Jun 11 2005, 01:48 PM)
Roark's working on it still, I believe.
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Correct.
Syrienne2005-06-11 18:24:15
Roark is always working on it, thats the one reassuring thing about Lusternia.
Amaru2005-06-11 18:25:04
Agreed.
Syrienne2005-06-11 18:26:39
Three cheers for Roark! I always knew he was a cool guy, ever since I used to his conversations about philosophy with Valek heh.
Asarnil2005-06-11 18:30:10
Duh Amaru stop whining - old lunging used to give crap wound damage instead of upgraded wound damage like crush. Now it is fixed to be on par. Please go die, go to hell, get kicked out for molesting Satan's leg, sent to purgatory for a million years, wait it out, go back to hell, be emasculated for continuing to try and molest Satan's leg, before being stuck in a cage having to watch extremely old fat men have sex for the rest of eternity.
Amaru2005-06-11 18:33:36
Hope you realise you look dumb.