Might not be funny to some, but I thought it was since I was able to nab joli and get back alive.

You gently rise into the air and dance along a moonbeam to Joli.
On the De'Unnero Petal.
A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. An
obsidian eye sigil is here. Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped sigil. A
huge archdemon looms here, surrounded by black mist. Acolyte Eruttu Wyndon,
Servant of the Five is here, shrouded. She wields a blackened tower shield with
a serrated-edge in her left hand and a glowing powerstone in her right.
Vesteran Mistress, Joli Glacielle, Thalassic Lodestar is here. Death Marshal
Marcalo De'Unnero is here. He wields an ethereal flail of intricate hues in
each hand.
You see a single exit leading northwest (closed door).
Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate.
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beckon joli
You beckon to Joli.
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(Serenwilde): Xerith (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You can moonbeam to
anywhere?"
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Marcalo's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
Marcalo begins to chant in a deep and baleful voice, and an iron cross rises up
from the ground before you. Vicious spikes slam into your flesh and nail you to
writhe
the cross. You scream in pain and agony as blood is splattered in all
directions.
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Joli begins to follow you.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are no longer stunned.
sip health
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You crucified state makes that impossible.
writhe
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moondance beam icarus
You begin to writhe furiously to escape from the iron cross.
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You must regain balance first.
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You jerk as the iron cross pulls your limbs, resulting in a sickening crunch of
bones.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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Eruttu's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
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Eruttu raises a palm which glows with a tiny pinpoint of light. The light turns
into a sparkling current of energy that slams into you, dissolving your flesh.
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Eruttu takes a long drag off her pipe.
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drink health

With an heroic effort you manage to writhe yourself free from that which
unparry all
parry gut 1
light 36870
light 95184
light 35186
smoke 36870
HEAL REFLEXES ARE **ON**
AUTOHEALER ON
AUTOHEALER ON

impaled you.
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You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
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You cease parrying.
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You adjust your attention spent parrying your gut.
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You take a long drag off your pipe.
probe 36870
probe 95184
probe 35186
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3901h, 2884m, 3112e, 10p, 21300en, 13320w exk-
moondance beam icarus

It has 13 months of usefulness left.
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Marcalo takes a long drag off his pipe.
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With a focused look, Marcalo strikes at you with an ethereal flail of intricate
hues. You are hit on the right thigh for a minor bruise.
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With a focused look, Marcalo strikes at you with an ethereal flail of intricate
hues. You are hit on the right thigh for a minor bruise.
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It has 7 months of usefulness left.
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It has 13 months of usefulness left.
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You lift a hand languidly and send a moonbeam to Icarus.
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A hideous archdemon forms a ball of darkness in his palm, then hurls it at you,
**CHECK DIAG**
focus body
striking you full in the chest. Shadowy tendrils burst forth and slither over
your skin.
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Death Marshal Kalas Ixion Supreme Commander echoes, "Two ears and a scalp
please, I'm hungry."
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You focus your mind on your motor skills but find you are already mobile.
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Eruttu begins to chant in a deep and baleful voice, and an iron cross rises up
from the ground before you. Vicious spikes slam into your flesh and nail you to
writhe
the cross. You scream in pain and agony as blood is splattered in all
directions.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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(Serenwilde): Kante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No."
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You bleed like a stuck pig upon the iron cross.
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You are no longer stunned.
sip health
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You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Eruttu.
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moondance beam icarus
You crucified state makes that impossible.
writhe
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With a focused look, Marcalo strikes at you with an ethereal flail of intricate
hues. Your right leg is elegantly striked and swept out from under you,
knocking you to the ground.
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A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.
You bleed 77 health.
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With a focused look, Marcalo strikes at you with an ethereal flail of intricate
hues. Your right leg is smacked with a force that goes to the bone.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around
Marcalo.
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moondance beam icarus

Marcalo takes a long drag off his pipe.
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You gently rise into the air and dance along a moonbeam to Icarus.
Joli follows you ether.
Grand Plaza of Deepnight.
A sign here suggests you READ SIGN! A painting of Tetra, the elemental scourge
is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A statue of Richter stands here,
memorializing his noble spirit. Icarus Treeripper is here. He wields a crimson
double-chained taurian flail in each hand. You see a sign here instructing you
that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see exits leading north (open door), northeast, east, southeast, south,
southwest, west, northwest, up (open door), and down (closed door).
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You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
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You are no longer stunned.
sip health
4480h, 2884m, 3112e, 10p, 21300en, 13257w exkp-
You crucified state makes that impossible.
writhe
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You begin to writhe furiously to escape from the iron cross.
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look
You bleed like a stuck pig upon the iron cross.
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You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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With an heroic effort you manage to writhe yourself free from that which
unparry all
parry gut 1
light 36870
light 95184
light 35186
smoke 36870
HEAL REFLEXES ARE **ON**
AUTOHEALER ON
AUTOHEALER ON

impaled you.
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You bleed 95 health.
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You cease parrying.
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You adjust your attention spent parrying your gut.
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You take a long drag off your pipe.
probe 36870
probe 95184
probe 35186
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4480h, 2884m, 3112e, 10p, 21300en, 13263w exkp-

Icarus's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
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It has 13 months of usefulness left.
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drink health

It has 7 months of usefulness left.
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It has 13 months of usefulness left.
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You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
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"Eek!" Joli shouts in fright.
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say fark
You say, "Fark."
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look

You bleed 37 health.
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(Serenwilde): Kante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They have to be in
the same general area as you to beam to them."
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Icarus Treeripper says, "Portal exit."
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diagnose

You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
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You are:
afflicted by a crippled right leg.
sprawled on the ground.
afflicted with clumsiness.
reckless.
an insomniac.
sensitive to pain.
has an aura of repugnance.
smile
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You have recovered equilibrium.
outr horehound
eat horehound
drink love
apply mending to legs
stand
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Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.
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You remove 1 horehound, bringing the total in the Rift to 13.
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You eat a horehound blossom.
Prudence rules your psyche once again.
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You take a drink from a pearl vial.
You no longer will inspire disloyalty among friends.
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You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
The bones in your right leg mend.
stand
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You may apply another salve to yourself.
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You may eat or smoke another herb.
outr kombu
eat kombu
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You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
sip melancholic
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drink health
You remove 1 kombu, bringing the total in the Rift to 71.
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You eat kombu seaweed.
Thank Estarra! Your clumsiness has been cured.
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You take a drink from an emerald vial.
The stinging feeling fades.
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You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
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(Serenwilde): Xerith (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ok."
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look

Vesteran Mistress, Joli Glacielle, Thalassic Lodestar says, "Are you ok?"
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You may drink another purgative or curing potion.
You may eat or smoke another herb.
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Marcalo tells you, "Damn good show *smile*."

was going to pay ransom but didn't have enough money...and ixion wouldn't lend me any

Yeah, Joli spazzed on the city, cos she got saved by someone outside of it and it -appeared- that they weren't doing jack. Athalas did they ask you to do it or what?

I see you fled to Deepnight, heh. Too bad they disconnected me from Serenwilde, or you could have ran there.

Were you guys RPing a capture or something, or was it just a normal fight?

Yay for kidnappings in manses!

Marcalo said it. Good show.

Go Athalas.

No it usually involves Marc telling me he's going to do it and me telling him not to, then us arguing for a while until he finally does it and I manage to get away.

but that bit is all ooc, so Joli's usually like "wtf is going on!" and we rp it. They like treating me like a hostage.. it's their way of trying to get me to go to the dark side, but I don't see how removing my limbs is helping.

it helps cause its fun. and i am glad some one did somthing this time it made it really fun, although if we had been properly prepped athalas woulda died. but still Good show, little bit of player rp there.