A friend and I who muds got to laughing about descriptions, and how our score and description would look for our real life selves. Let's see what -you- come up with! *g*

Aym d’Murani (female American)
You are level 30 (prime of life) and 5% to the next level.
Health: 100/100 Mana: 100/100
Endurance: 100/100 Willpower: 100/200
Strength: 10 Constitution: 10 Dexterixty: 15 Intelligence: 20
You are ranked 1,342 in the United States.
You are known locally for acts of infamy and drunken hedonism.
You are an expert Player Hater in the Pimptress Club.
You are a Nation Walker, having lived in nearly state.
You are a member of the clan called “The GRITS Parade”
You are a member of the clan called “We can’t help it we are Bitches”
You are a member of the clan called “The Grateful Dead Society”
You are a member of the clan called “Don’t wear socks with sandals though Club”
You are mentored by your Daddy.

Aym’s Description

She is a southern girl about five feet seven in height, and is of mildly athletic build. Her tortoiseshell blonde hair is cropped short, curling under the point of her chin framing the fair ivory skin of her face. Freckles are liberally dotted along the bridge of her nose and cheeks, and her golden hazel eyes ameliorate from green to dark amber. The scent of lavender lingers on her skin, and her face is unmarked by cosmetics. She is wearing a faded pair of low-slung jeans, an old black fitted Danzig t-shirt, a pair of tiny silver hoop earrings, a silver cuff bracelet and a pair of black ballet slippers.

Poo! Someone play along too! Or I'll feel like a real spastic for being bored enough to make up a fake score for myself.

Hmm, we had this a while back, I know I got a stats set from Richter and Nikua got one from Guido...amongst others.

Link us, Shiribot!

Drats. Sorry!

See, the reason I didn't just post it in here in the first place is because I couldn't be bothered to find it and hoped someone else would, and then copy paste it onto here or something. But, uh, okay.

Darn lazy Richter.

My game is different! The description is the fun part!




...I'm such a nerd.

Well, you do play Lusternia.

I got bored. Thought I'd do this:

Joli Glacielle (female American)
You are level 16 (too effing young) and 90% to the next level.
Health: 1000/1000 Mana: 100/100
Endurance: 100/100 Willpower: 200/200
Strength: 3 Constitution: 10 Dexterixty: 15 Intelligence: 18
You are ranked 6,000,328,323 in the United States.
You are known locally for nothing at all.
You stand tall as a proud citizen of Hell..
You have reached the rank of 'Idiot Youth' in your city.
You are an Senior in high school.
You are a Bum, having not left home yet.
You are a member of the clan called “The GRITS Parade”
You are a member of the clan called “We can’t help it we are Bitches”
You are a member of the clan called “Snuggle Bunnies United”
You are a member of the clan called “Hugs, not Drugs”
You are mentored by my mama.
You are 16 years old.
You were born on the August, 1988 years after the birth of Jesus.
You are carrying 0 dollar's bill.


Strength: 3 Dexterity: 15 Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 18 Size: 10 Charisma: 16
You are dressed in your skanky weekend clothes.
You need sleep, but are too stupid to go to bed.
You are sober and in control, as always.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look like a skank..
You are an enemy of: no where
You currently possess 7 lessons, 21 credits.
You have played for a total of 5432 days, 16 hours, and 3 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 6 days, 2 hours and 47 minutes.
When you shout, others will hear: A small, southern female whines, "Blah blah blah."
You are a member of the Glacielle family.
Your warcry is,” “In a minute.."
You will timeout after 83 years, 27 days, and 2 hours of inactivity.


She is a southern girl almost 5 feet and 2 inches. Her blue eyes are dazed from lack of sleep and her blonde hair falls along her face, partially covering her eyes. Black tell tale roots make it very obvious that she is not a true blonde. Her full lips are permanently pouting. She is well endowed, though her meager clothing doesn’t flatter her figure at all, even through the baggy shorts you can still make out the outline of well rounded hips, to her dismay. She is wearing a dark grey pair of shorts, a white shirt adorned with sparkly snowflakes, and a stone quartz ring.

Laysus L'Eternae (Male Brit)
You are level 19 (Student) and 92% to the next level.
Health: 2500/2500 Mana: 5000/5000
Endurance: 100/100 Willpower: 200/200
Strength: 3 Constitution: 10 Dexterixty: 15 Intelligence: 18
You are ranked 53rd in England.
You are known on campus for missing exams.
You sit down as a proud citizen of the chair in front of your computer.
You have reached the rank of 'Taxdodger' in your city.
You are a Second Year in the University of Sussex.
You are a Xenophobe, having been everywhere in your own country but not much abroad.
You are a member of the clan called "The tall, the skinny, and the ugly"
You are a member of the clan called "Chocaholics anonymous"
You are a member of the clan called "Looks like Jesus"
You have no mentor. That explains a lot...
You were born on the 20th of July, 1985 years after the apparent birth of Jesus.
You are carrying 25 pounds sterling.

Strength: 8 Dexterity: 18 Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 18 Size: 11 Charisma: 13
You are dressed in...erm... get dressed, boy.
You don't need sleep. You just got up! Go back to bed and I'mma slap you, boy.
You are sober, but since when were you in control?
You are badly in need of a shave
From the clothing that can be seen, it's good your house is empty.
You are an enemy of: no where
You currently possess 0 lessons, 0 credits.
You have played for a total of 7275 days, 10 hours, and 59 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 2 days, 12 hours and 59 minutes.
When you shout, others will hear: A deep, sexy male voice resonates, "Blah blah blah."
Your warcry is,” “Oh, bugger..."
You will timeout after 85 years, 56 days, and 13 hours of inactivity.


He is a lanky git and stands tall at a height of 6'4", with the slight disadvantage that he can in fact encompass his waist using his own hands. Well. Almost. His hair is long, and that oh-so-common used-to-be-blonde colour. He is unshaven, giving him the not overly bad looking beginnings of a beard/tache.
He is wearing: A smooth-looking pair of rectangle-rimmed spectacles, and a bass guitar for modesty.

Edit: Joli, I wanna see you without blond hair now

I think its time that you woke up

Too cute Joli! Glad we have another GRITS in the clan.

I'd look goth... and that scares me so, no.

There's too many blondes in the world, though

Go Redhead

I'll second that one

Dana Higginbotham (male American)
You are level 22 (Best years) and 60% to the next level.
Health: 40/40 Mana: 160/160
Endurance: 50/50 Willpower: 300/300
Strength: 10 Constitution: 8 Dexterixty: 10 Intelligence: 25
You are ranked 2,718 in the United States.
You are known locally for acts of Cynicism, Pessimism and Child Care
You are an expert Cynical Lord of the Washington Cynics
You are an RP whore, having played almost every table-top system out there.
You are a member of the clan called “Anime Dokokai 2.0”
You are a member of the clan called “Game Developer's Club”
You are a member of the clan called “Lusternia Addicts”
You are mentored by no one.

Dana's Description

He is a northwestern guy and stands approximately 6'2 in height with pale, white skin that is wrapped around a large, heavy-set frame. He appears to be on the husky side of life, with large, muscled legs that could use more tone and definition. Topping his head is short, unkempt dirty blonde hair, and hidden behind his spectacles are a pair of blue eyes with hints of grey. He appears to be relatively clean shaven. He is wearing a black and biege silk hawaiian shirt that hangs open, a black t-shirt with an emblem for Woody's Longboards, a pair of blue carpenter jeans that are slightly baggy and a pair of black leather hiking boots.

"Kapp'n Kail", Kyle the Booty Pirate
Sex : Male Race : White American
Level : 16 (24%) Rank : Irritant
Health : 951/951 Endurance : 13400/13655
Mana : 1168/1329 Willpower : 5545/5545
Ego : 976/1392 Reserves : .003%
Karma : 100%
You hunch over, regretful of your citizenship of the United States of America.
You have reached the rank of 'Pink-o Commie' in your country.
You are the Booty Captain in the Penguins of Discord.
You are a member of the Radical Liberal Cartel.
You are a member of the clan called 'Radical Liberals.'
You are the clan head of the clan called 'PAN - Prenatal Alcoholics Anonymous.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Erisian Discord for Dummies.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Anti-Mexican Forces - IRS.'
You are a Know-it-all in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are 17 years old.
You were born on the 28th of June, 1987 years after the beginning of the Common Era.

"Kapp'n Kail", Kyle the Booty Pirate
Strength : 12 Dexterity : 16 Constitution : 4
Intelligence : 14 Size : 9 Charisma : 18
You are scantily-clad, and not hungry.
You are slightly tired.
You are never sober and in control.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look like a pirate.
You are an enemy of: White people, Black people, Brown people, Living people, Dead people, Your Cousin's Sexuality.
You currently possess 5,000 lessons, 24 Credits.
You have played for a total of 6559 days, 15 hours and 04 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 6 days, 15 hours and 04 minutes.
You are currently ignoring shouts. Typing F*CKOFF will remedy this.
When you shout, others will hear: A valley-girl male voice, slurred and sounding like an enraged, horny pirate, pierces your sanity, "So, did you hear about my cousin..?"
Your family rejected you - but they're racist conservatives, so who cares?
Your current mindset is ADHD.
You have an infinite number of free reincarnations.
Your warcry: 'ARRRRRRRIIIIIIIBBBBBBBAAAAAAAA!!!! Dirty Mexican! IRS!"
You will timeout after 4 minutes of good sex.

He is a pale, knee-jerk liberal and has soft, pale skin. His eyes are a dark brown, bearing a cold, piercing stare. His lips are twisted to the right in a slight smirk, revealing nothing of his teeth. He stands no more than six feet in height, long legs hidden beneath black, baggy pants and arms covered by an Abercrombie long-sleeved shirt. His left hand is tucked into the waste of his pants, while his right is resting on his left shoulder - leaving his arm to hang infront of his chest. His head is tilted slightly to the right, with a look upon his face of utter curiousity, mixed with a cocky, self-assurance. His hair is spiked up, blonde mixed with white-blonde. What bits of his pale, snow-white skin can be seen are without marr, pock, or flaw - minus a small scar on his left cheek, shallow, running from top of the bone-ridge below his eye, and running alongside it, barely noticeable, unless the sun hits it just right. He is obviously clean-shaven - for not a bit of hair can be seen, excepting his spikes.

Har - that was me in this one fashion show I was forced into by me friend. She took a picture of me like that. A picture no one will ever see again, because I stole it AND the negatives. Muahahaha.

Sarah, Queen of WTF (Changeling Scottish-American)
Sex : Dont Ask Race : The drunk loudmouth over there
Level : 17 (90%) Rank : Smartass
Health : 850/1080 Endurance : 5000/5000
Mana : 1743/1743 Willpower : 5545/5545
Ego : 2000/1485 Reserves : 20%
Karma : -45%
You have reached the rank of 'Threat to Sanity' in your city.
You are the Queen of Clubs in the 52 Pickup Society.
You are a member of the Illuminated Seers of the Bavarian Illuminati.
You are a member of the clan called 'Avatars of Discord'.
You are the clan head of the clan called 'Starving Writers Association.'
You are a member of the clan called 'What Not To Do On Friday Nights.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Society For The Persecution of Visaeris and the Sowing of Headaches.'
You are a Mapless Fool in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are 17 years old.
You were born on the 14th of October, 1987 years after the beginning of the Common Era.

Sarah, Queen of WTF
Strength : 13 Dexterity : 16 Constitution : 12
Intelligence : 25 Size : 9 Charisma : 12
You are scantily-clad, and always hungry.
You are eternally tired, but never able to sleep.
You wish you were sober and in control.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look like an idiot.
You are an enemy of: The Catholic Church, The Lutheran Church, The Church of the Latter Day Saints, The Assemblies of God, The Methodist Church, The Church of the Seventh Day Adventists, The Pentacostal Movement, The Christian Fundamentalist Movement, The Islamic Faith, The Jewish, Bankers, The Democratic Party, Bankers, The Republican Party, Bankers, The Communist Party, Store Clerks, The Green Party, The Earth Liberation Front, Greenpeace, The Conservative Right, The Liberal Left, The Independants, Latin Americans, Americans in General, The British, The Damn Aussies, The State of Ketucky, The Neighbors, The Sane, Anyone Not Previously Included.
You currently possess 5 lessons, 0 Credits.
You have played for: Too long, now go die
This week you've played a total of: Eh, youre barely living anyway.
You are currently ignoring shouts. Typing SHOUTSON will remedy this.
When you shout, others will hear: A squirrelesque canadian voice painfully pierces your mind, "Blah."
You have a restraining order against your family.
Your current mindset is what mind?
You have no reincarnations.
Your warcry: 'I need a smoke..."
You will timeout after 2 hours of heavy drinking.

Ooooo Someone do mine?