Real life Score and Descriptions

by Aym

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Jack2005-10-24 00:52:57
BUMMMMMMP.


Sex: Male Race: Brit
Level: 17 (68%) Rank: Wanker
Health: Suffering. Quit smoking. Endurance: Nil.
Mana: 100/100 Willpower: 10/10
Ego: 9000/9000 Reserves: 85%
Karma: -15%
You are ranked 589578th in Britain.
You are the 457th ranked combatant.
You stand small and embarassed as a citizen of the wretched City of Middlesbrough.
You have reached the rank of "Football hooligan" in your city.
You walk the land guildless. Gap years sure are fun!
You are a member of the clan called 'AA'
You are 17 years old, as previously mentioned.
You were born on the 16th of February, 1988


Strength: 12 Dexterity: 15 Constitution: 21
Intelligence: 1 Size: 17 Charisma: 1
You are only wearing yer undies and have the munchies.
You desperately need sleep, but caffeine ingestion is preventing it.
You are sober and in control, a true rarity.
You are an enemy of: Tories, Macmillan College, pidgeons
You currently possess 16 lessons, 18 credits, 9 GCSE's.
You have played for a total of 17 years, 296 days, 1 hour and 50 minutes.
You are a fifteenth generation member of the Graham family.
Your current mindset is hyperactive.
Your motto: 'Dude.'
You will timeout after 50 years mindless indulgence.
tsaephai2005-10-25 23:58:22
Esteban
Sex : Male Race : Native American-Scottish
Level : 19 (98%) Rank : Inquisitive
Health : 1056/1056 Endurance : 3030/3030
Mana : 1757/1757 Willpower : 7685/7685
Ego : 1304/1304 Reserves : 69%
Karma : 86%
You are ranked 3,000,184,653 in the world.
You stand tall as a proud member of Ryupisa.
You have reached the rank of 'Philosopher' in your Class.
You are an aide to a plant taxonomist.
You are Ebonglom's pustule in the Ebonguard.
The position of a Watcher of Flies in the Ebonguard is held by you.
You are a Hermit in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are the head of the clan called 'Ryupisa.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Anashinabi.'
You are a Novice Practitioner of the Eighth Fold Path in the divine order of Siddhartha Guatama.
You are 16 years old.
You were born on the third year after the yakr eka.

Esteban
Strength : 9 Dexterity : 17 Constitution : 10
Intelligence : 17 Size : 11 Charisma : 8
You are heavily dressed, and reasonably full.
You do not need sleep.
You are sober and in control, and will always remain so.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look like an inuit savage.
You are an enemy of: Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Libertarians, Liberals, Conservatives, Vegetarians, Vegans, United states, England, Canada, Sweden, Switzerland, Australia, Germany, Poachers, Non-hunters, People who aren't logical, People who don't recognize we are part of nature.
You currently possess 120 lessons, 0 Credits.
You have played for a total of 21 days, 14 hours and 17 minutes.
This week you've played a total of 0 days, 0 hours and 22 minutes.
When you shout, others will hear: With a deep roar, the normally soft spoken creature Kshiipopuumau, screams "Blah blah blah."
You are a member of the 'Mctavish' family.
Your current mindset is angry.
You have as many free reincarnations as needed to attain nirvana.
Your warcry is, 'Nothing matters but glomdoring!'
You will timeout after 10 minutes of inactivity.
Gaetele2005-10-30 00:16:41
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Sex: Male Race: British-Chinese (aka: Hong Kong)
Level: 16 (23%) Rank: Newbie Driver!
Health: 1/1 Endurance: 1/1
Mana: infinite/infinite Willpower: infinite/infinite
Ego: 1/0 (ie: infinite) Reserves: infinite
Karma: -100%
You are ranked 5,384,291,340 in the world.
You hunch over lazily as a proud couch-potato of the USA.
You have reached the rank of 'Cynical SOB' in your city.
You are an aide to a computer scientist/engineer.
You are a Junior in High School.
You are a Destinationless Wanderer in the Fellowship of Explorers.
You are a member of the clan called 'MKMB nerds.'
You are the head of the clan called 'MKMB Saxophones.'
You are a member of the clan called 'Bisexuals Unite!
You are a Typical Computer-Programming Music-Adept Asian Nerd in Society.
You are 16 years old.
You were born on the 5th of October, 1989 years after year 0.


Strength : 1 Dexterity : infinite Constitution : 1
Intelligence : infinite Size : 9 Charisma : infinite
You are heavily dressed, and constantly hungry.
You do not need sleep, although more wouldn't hurt.
You are sober and in control... for now, at least.
From the clothing that can be seen, you look like an average asian male.
You are an enemy of: Animals, Plants, Gods.
You currently possess 1337 lessons, 1337 Credits.
You have played for a total of 16 years too long.
This week you've played a total of 1 week too long.
When you shout, others will hear: A baritone voice, emanating from a person who shouldn't have one, yells a random sarcastic comment.
You are a member of the '' family.
Your current mindset is... ooh, fly!
Your motto is, "I'm only sarcastic 105% of the time."
You will timeout after a few seconds of inactivity.

He is an average asian male and stands at about 5'6". His hair is combed in front of his face, conspicuously blocking his right eye from view. He is extremely skinny, as though he's anorexic, even though he isn't. He's dressed in all black, but doesn't have the typical lipstick and other retarded things "goth" kids wear. He has extremely straight posture, but is slightly hunched over as though he is used to carrying a large load for extended periods of time. He is wearing a black t-shirt with a cynical statement on it, a black hooded sweatshirt, black jeans decorated with a chain used to carry house keys, and black sneakers.