The Taint makes a wonderful conditioner, and can clear up clogged pores in a flash.

As such, the Taint is the perfect place for women to remain beautiful forever. I mean, just look at me.

Although I'm not truly tainted yet.. but I'm sure I'll look even better once I am.


Personally, I say Isune should be over in Mag, and that you guys stole her from us. *sniff*

Huh?

Edit: I really don't think we'll see new gods until we get new orgs, but maybe we could just somehow drench Terentia in taint.

Stay away from Terentia

Magnagora doesn't have any female gods because Fain and Raezon get intimidated by them.

Anyway Athana is only a bit away from demigod, so soon you'll have a female demigod!

And Isune

Fain and Viravain should hook up sometime... Yeah. Insanity and Cruelty. Those two will make the perfect couple. Then, they can have sex, and out'll pop little zombie like clown things that walk around saying things like... 'Come here, so I can eat your brains!'

Or I just need to eat something, whatever! :shrug:

What's to stop two male Gods mating? They're Gods after all.. surely being male isn't that much of a physiological disadvantage. (I'm holding onto my frog theory).

Viravain hates Fain, remember. Most gods do because of whatever he did way back when.

I could see Viravain hooking up with Elcyrion, as both are scholarly in a way. I've seen Viravain's private study posted in some logs, and it looks like a library, etc.

Mating is different than Sex. Personally, I'd rather not have traditional gender roles get too confused.

hmmm... Well, pooy on them.

But Lacostian and Isune need to get hooked up. I'm sorry, but those two were made for each other, am I right?

Raezon or Fain should just give birth to a goddess from their own body, like steal a baby and plant it in their arm or something.

(I've been studying greek mythology too much)

You guys.. why am I suddenly afraid to be associated with this thread when Fain and Raezon read it?

Hmm... Elcyrion is rational... Viravain is not...

So.. It's like any normal heterosexual relationship then! It might just work.

Could always have a child spring from their mind!

Exactly, that would be awesome. And then she could avoid that dominatrix stereotype of evil goddesses who run around with no clothing on.

Maybe she could even be disfigured.

Heh. I remember when an evil goddess came around in Achaea. The Church was freaked, and then when I saw the goddess myself, she was running around naked!

You're all starting to push your luck on this one.

Evil women and nudity just seem to fit together nicely, I guess...

Well now I'm becoming fond of the idea that it wouldn't be your typical "I'm the most beautiful thing ever" goddess. More like, she's horribly disfigured, or somehow should be just plain unattractive if she wasn't a goddess. But of course, she being a goddess, you're still drawn to her for some reason.



Actually, I've never really looked at all of the goddesses' descriptions. Does someone have them?

I think Viravain's giving an oh-so subtle hint.