Private Parts!

by Aym

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Munsia2005-07-03 06:55:46
Munsia D'cente's bits are best described as her "youthful socket" tongue.gif
Narsrim D'cente's bits are best described as his "erect cannon".
Malicia's bits are best described as her "inviting pear".
Amaru's bits are best described as his "deflated drumstick".
Suntie's bits are best described as her "foamy honeypot".
(personal name) Sasha's bits are best described as her "slick puddle".
(my sister) Elizabeth's bits are best described as her "fermenting port".
Soll Peulus's bits are best described as his "wiry blowpipe".
Leef's bits are best described as her "crushing fissure".
Aym2005-07-03 07:01:21
QUOTE(Jasper @ Jul 3 2005, 06:22 AM)

Mother Night's bits are best described as her "slick taco". roflmao.gif
Auseklis's bits are best described as his "rigid muppet".

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laugh.gif Rigid Muppet!! I have a new nickname for my ex now.... ninja.gif
Unknown2005-07-03 07:14:30
QUOTE(munsia @ Jul 3 2005, 04:55 PM)
Soll Peulus's bits are best described as his "wiry blowpipe".
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Heh, poor Soll just can't win.
Soll2005-07-03 10:14:00
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Gaetele2005-07-03 13:09:55
(insert my real first and last name here) bits are best described as his "spewing spur".
Gaetele's bits are best described as her "chubby catflap".
(insert my real first name here) bits are best described as his "throbbing bagpipe".

o.o Erm...
Murphy2005-07-03 14:05:52
Murphy's bits are best described as his "stubby inferno".

.....

I'm hot baby! -ignores the stubby bit-
Nayl2005-07-03 14:08:21
Long and thin might slip right in, but short and stout will make her shout.

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Murphy2005-07-03 14:14:17
Yeh thats right baby, I'm 8 inches..........

AROUND!!!! (think about it)
Nayl2005-07-03 14:16:48
It's eleven, and here's a good one for ya Murphy.
I've a penis like an 8 year old boy.
Stands about this high *raises arm to kid height*
Murphy2005-07-03 14:22:00
girl: Oh baby, give me a whole 8 inches, i want it bad

me: Bitch, I aint folding it in half for NO-ONE
Munsia2005-07-03 15:19:03
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Soll2005-07-03 15:22:06
dots.gif Think that's enough now. Gotta keep this good for the littles. wink.gif
Munsia2005-07-03 16:00:55
QUOTE(Soll @ Jul 3 2005, 11:22 AM)
dots.gif Think that's enough now. Gotta keep this good for the littles. wink.gif
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Like you? laugh.gif
Soll2005-07-03 16:27:30
Yes. sad.gif
Laysus2005-07-03 18:06:56
Laysus L'Eternae's bits are best described as his "gargantuan bludgeon".

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Crylia2005-07-03 19:59:57
QUOTE(Nine Breaker @ Jul 2 2005, 05:40 PM)
Crylia - urgent cave
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You people are wierd rolleyes.gif
Navaryn2005-07-03 20:20:12
Navaryn's bits are best described as his "proud cylinder".

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Soll2005-07-03 20:28:56
A mother's bits are best described as her "unappeasable rupture".
A father's bits are best described as his "pendulous equipment".
Malicia2005-07-03 21:13:40
QUOTE(Munsia)
Munsia D'cente's bits are best described as her "youthful socket"
Narsrim D'cente's bits are best described as his "erect cannon".
Malicia's bits are best described as her "inviting pear".
Amaru's bits are best described as his "deflated drumstick".
Suntie's bits are best described as her "foamy honeypot".
(personal name) Sasha's bits are best described as her "slick puddle".
(my sister) Elizabeth's bits are best described as her "fermenting port".
Soll Peulus's bits are best described as his "wiry blowpipe".
Leef's bits are best described as her "crushing fissure".



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Wow, you guys...are..bored. biggrin.gif
Joli2005-07-03 22:25:29
QUOTE(Murphy @ Jul 3 2005, 09:14 AM)
Yeh thats right baby, I'm 8 inches..........

AROUND!!!! (think about it)
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stay the nil away from joli then.. you'd kill her!?