Points to anyone who knows where the song came from.

Prelude:

i liked the sailors
I hated the sailors.
The sailors TICKED ME OFF.
SO BADLY.
they'd better be in the second one
I still hear their song at night.
Argh.
I was laughing so hard with the sailors
They are.
woot
It's been confirmed.
Probably only as a cameo.
they were in the expansion pack too
Their song is now back in my head.
Noooooooo.
muhaha
Ohhhh, we're not keen on sinkin' so that's why we're sittin' thinkin', 'cause we ain't going nowhere 'till we get some wood.

.... random crap....

Anyway Kaervas has incurred my wrath with his singing of the sailor song.
Dolphins were used in WWII to blow up mines also
So I shall go nerf Geomancer so that their staff attack does them damage.



(Guides): Lisaera says, "I'm currently nerfing Geomancers as Kaervas has
incurred my wrath, so I'm too busy."

(Guides): You say, "Eidle eidle eee."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "Right, that's it, I'm nerfing TWO skills."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "Chasm will now break the legs of any Geomancer that
attempts it!"

(Guides): You say, "Oooo we've got this notion that we'd quite like to sail the
ocean."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "Three, poison will now only affect the Geomancer that
casts it."

(Guides): You say, "Oooo, we're not keen on sinkin' so that's why we're sittin'
thinkin'"

(Guides): Lisaera says, "Four, summon will now send the caster into a room with
no exits and 30 steel goats."

(Guides): You say, "Therrrre's no food on the table and we can't sail till
we're able."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "Five, tremors will now give permanent aeon to all
Geomancers that are online."

(Guides): You say, "Oooo the boat is now finished but there's still somethin on
the wish list."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "Six, taint wyrms will now be stronger than Luciphage,
aggro, and will wander Magnagora."

(Guides): You say, "Ooooh, We're not complainin' but there's still one more
thing remaining."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "Seven, sickening will now remove the caster's arms.
Permanently. They will never be able to do anything that they could not do
without both arms free ever again."

(Guides): You say, "Sooooo, Do us a favour find somethin' with a little flavour
cos we're goin' nowhere 'til we've got some meat."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "Eight, every time someone liches a Geomancer dies."

(Guides): You say, "Eidle eidle eee eidle eidle eee."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "Nine, melding will now make the caster susceptible to
wisp no matter where they are in the game."

(Guides): You say, "Ooooh, the boat is now finished But there's still somethin'
on the wish-list."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "I'm running out of ways to nerf Geos."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "Rockslide will now make a random choice between Shiro,
Erion and Guido Geomancer GM each time it ticks."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "After that last one I think your guild just imploded
anyway."

.....sometime later

(Guides): Lisaera says, "If you sing it again I swear I'll just shrub you."

(Guides): Lisaera says, "That sequence gives me nightmares."


Edit: Just before I posted this:

(Guides): Lisaera says, "If this shows me unfavourably I'll zap you."

Kaervas, you are one wicked man.

funny

and.... Black & White, Act 1, the ROTTEN sailors quest. (though it does give you something neat afterwards..)

Lisaera is one woman I do not want to with.

Best part of the Sailors is the South Park rip off when you start killing them. *sagenod*

Sad thing is, I know all the words to that song, in order.

I also know you can take the sailors women/children, who become slaves.

...sailors?

That was awesome

Isn't that only if you kill one of them, so you have to replace them with someone else?

And they're going to be in Black & White 2?

But yeah, the second or third time through I just wanted to throttle them *twitch*.

that's just so damn funny... you gotta admit, no matter what guild you're in that Lisaera's just a flippen awsome goddess.

I just sang that song to Trader Bob, he doesn't like me no more.