Will you tell us when Hell freezes over?

Perhaps, but unlikely.

If she told us when Hell freezes over, it may end up with all Hell breaking loose.

Touche.

Nah, I'll make sure that doesn't happen.

One or the other must happen. Unless the intake of souls is equivilant to the rate at which Hell is expanding - but, with the population increasing drastically in comparison to the days of olde, one cannot deny that eventually the death rate will, if it already has not, overtake the rate at which Hell expands. I mean, would Hell be capable of taking in some six billion people, if all of Earth's population were to die off?

I'm talking about me letting hell loose.. I have no doubt in my mind that other people are going to influence it happening, but -I- personally will not be the one that causes it. I don't get the shiny honours line..

She has successfully let hell loose.

I get to hang out with the virtuous pagans in Limbo.

Perhaps gravity simply functions differently in Hell, such that the larger the mass of Hell becomes, the less pull gravity has, allowing it to expand more quickly as souls are added.

But, what is the chemical composition of a soul?

Cs5S2C4H12O3FeFr20?

I think what your all failing to realize is that each person has thier own personal hell and thus the temputure is set and constant.

You're failing to recognize that Hell expands with each person's creation.

5 Cesium, 2 Sulfur, 4 Carbon, 12 Hydrogen, 3 Oxygen, a single Ferris and 20 Francium?

I think Francium exists for only a few brief seconds, before decaying. But it's been a long time since I've payed attention in any Chem. class.

:peer: I sense no cliche's in your responce...

Francium, last I was aware, does not exist. It was hypothisized and created once, however the creation could not be duplicated thus leaving scientists to wonder if it ever was created. My knowledge could be a bit out-of-date, and if it is, then you're right about it only existing for fractions of moments. One of the two.

I believe recently they've been able to replicate it, but it's lifespan was nearly identicle to the recordings that you mentioned. Fractions of seconds, before decaying. But, as I said, I sleep through Chem classes, because I can do a lot of the math without a calculator, and can work my way through just about anything given a pen, paper, and some basic algebraic formulas. And a protractor, if it's got curves or angles, grr.

HAH! The element named after France doesn't really exist! Take that France!

Anyway...

A small group of people from Saskatchewan arrive in Hell. Much to the Devil's chagrin, rather than being tormented by the hellish flames, they are relieved to be out of the icy cold of Saskatchewan. The generally comment "You don't get heat like this back home!" and seem happy.

Frustrated, Satan turns up the heat. The troublesome crew from Saskatchewan decides to have a barbecue.

Enraged now, the Devil turns the heat up EVEN HIGHER. The people from Saskatchewan declare that this like summer, only better, because hey, no mosquitos.

Finally Satan decides if they like the heat so much, he'll turn the temperature down. So he turns the heat off and turns up the AC full throttle, switching from firey Hell to icy Hell. He is utterly exasperated when the folks from Saskatchewan begin throwing a wild party.

Finally he approaches them and demands, "What is with you guys! Don't you get it? You're in Hell! You're supposed to be miserable and suffering! You like the heat, you like the cold, what's with you?"

The nearest Saskatewanian, his face painted bright green, hugs the Devil, crying tears of happiness and hollers at the top of his lungs "THE RIDERS WON THE CUP!"

...but you probably have to live in Saskatchewan or at least follow Canadian football to get it.

That's funny and I don't live in that city or follow Canadian football.

Fe as in Iron.

All chemical elements can be created, depending on the circomstances. The buildup of our Solar System and maybe even of our entire Galaxy just doesn't support these heavier elements. Theoretically these elements could (and probably do) exist in solar system/galaxies of greater density, gravity and mass (all of which depend on one another). Also, another definition for a black hole is an element of extreme density, however, the mass of this is such that it continues to expand and won't really take the form of a stable element as we know it.

Ah, the beauty of philosophy, don't mind me... just having fun.