I DON'T SEE AN 'R' IN HOLLAND, DO YOU?

It's secretly Hollandr, pronounced Colander, but with a silent R, so it's more like colland, thus Holland. Or something.

There is no D in Germany either!

But your right, its not Holland, Holland doesn't get a domain name. Its Croatia

http://www.computeruser.com/resources/dict...nf.domains.html

You don't know why Germany is De Dag?

Shhh!

Holland = Netherlands = .nl

Not to be confused with the Netherworld, which was a contestant for .hl itself. I think they finally settled on .gov, though. In its native tongue, it's pronounced Euasguvnmint

Germany in the German language is Duestchland, or something. Horrible spelling. Duetch, duestch, something. Duetsch? Something! But, yea. .de is germany.

Deutschland. Telling others how to pronounce it would be horrible hypocrisy from my side.

Holland, in the dutch language, is Netherlands.. and there is both an H and an R in Netherlands, so NYAH!

I was kidding. You were serious.

I was? thats news to me.

Unless I write a 10 line post or more, I'm most likely not being
serious.

Unless of course that means this post is too short to be considered
serious, but you all think I'm a lying hypocrit anyways so I should be
able to get away with nine lines, or is eight enough also? Nah, I
bet I need nine.

Fe stands for Ferrum (Iron).

So says IUPAC (International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry), and they ought to know, given that they're the people who set the precise values for atomic weight you get when you look at any periodic table, AND provide the error margins.

So there.

http://www.iupac.org/reports/periodic_table/index.html

Uhm, I don't want to be a gamebreaker, but aren't atomic weight values determined by the simple fact that the weight of both a proton and neuron is 1? therefore making hydrogen weigh something like 1.0000000001 or something along those lines. Then these values were used to calculate all the other atomic weights.

I'm not sure on this though, it's been a while since I've done any nuclear physics.

They don't actually bother with the weights of electrons and the extra mass of neutrons. The reason why you get decimals is that they take the supposed universe-wide proportion of the different isotropes, then average their atomic weights.

Heh, you'd be surprised just how many scientific cataloges list "correct" molecular weights of atoms, including the extra decimals for electron weight.

I was far too lazy to read all four pages of this, so I apologize if this one was already mentioned.


It's really quite simple:

God is Jesus. Jesus is God. Jesus is also God's son. God is not Jesus's son, though, because that obviously wouldn't make any sense. God loves mankind more than words can express, but he also wanted to kill us all because of the actions we commited as a result of the nature he gave us. Jesus decided to offer himself instead, who is God. So God allowed Jesus to be killed, which means he killed himself and his son at the same time but no one actually got killed except Jesus who is God, but isn't God in the sense that God didn't die when Jesus did.

Now, if this makes sense to you and you accept it, you're a good person and will go to Heaven. If this doesn't make sense to you, you can still be a good person and go to Heaven as long as you write it all off on account of "God working in mysterious ways". However, if it doesn't make sense to you AND you don't allow "God working in mysterious ways" to suspend your confusion, it means you're a terrible person for not accpting something your human mind and system of logic couldn't possibly accept even though God-- who loves you more than anything, mind you-- gave you that very mind and system of logic in the first place. And because of that shortcoming he gave you, you'll have to burn in hell forever, even though he loves you enough to kill his son in your place (who is actually him) which won't actually prevent you from going to hell if you don't believe it.

To sum up, our God is an AWESOME God.

*thwap* Have a cookie

I'm attempting to figure out two things.

Thing the First: Are you being serious? It's a pity that text does not convey emotion like the human voice. This will have to be remedied. Bard-boy, get on this. And you, Father Sun. I know you're lurking, with your shinyness. Get coding.

Thing the Second: What this has to do with Hell being exothermic or endothermic, or the scientific name of Iron.

Did you just call Estarra a man?