And better yet, my only potential mental issue is introversion!

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Ok, so mayybe putting books on astrology right next to a bible wasn't too loved. Oh well, I'm still a goody goody (ok, the moderates don't help that statement ). If it helps a little my character got banished to the 4th level and scored high on the 8th.

Anyone get banished to level 9 yet?

Sadly, I'm only Wrathful and Gloomy. And I will agree with being both.

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.



Definately on the Gloomy side on that, but lately I've been a bit Wrathful.

Dude. You lost. Didn't you know? The goal is to find your place in Hell, a place without God and no hope of God. not a place in Purgatory, which is a place without God, but all there bear the false hopes of God.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 - Lustful | High
Level 3 - Gluttonous| High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious| Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy| Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis, Heretics | Very High
Level 7 - Violent| Low
Level 8- the Malebolge, Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus, Treacherous | Low

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Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate


Hmm! I think I should've at least had a few disorders that were higher. Eh, well. I try to be a good person, mostly.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

I -swear- I'm not that bad. Eh. Guess this is what I deserve for taking this test at *cough* a bad time of month for me. *cough*

Since I forgot to post the details from taking it the other day (where's the circle of hell for procrastinators?):


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eighth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

I'm a bad, evil man

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Extreme
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

Rafael is going to the 1st level of Hell - to Limbo. Funny, though, I could've swore the first time I looked at it it said purgatory.

And where are you going, our Hell-bent friend?

heh...

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

3rd circle - gluttons.

And no, I'm not obese.

Gluttony doesn't mean obese. =\\ Gluttony simply means you overly enjoy the food and wine you take. Or enjoy it more than you love God/being a good person.

Alcoholics are gluttons. I'm an alcoholic (Not really. I could stop whenever I'd like. Seriously, I could). I'm as skinny as a twig.

... Yay?

Edit: Oh, yeah, forgot to say: the above is for me. Answering as Jack, I get:




Double yay.

*Disappears*

Limbo, so not cool

Well I got the 7th Level of hell, but I already knew that so Im kindof bummed, I was hoping for something a little more exotic, then a damn sand box, with bits of fire raining down on me. Oh well anyhows its still good, at least we get to have other people who are like us, I mean if you think about it hell is the perfect way to meet a perfect match!

I'm really not very violent, I don't know where the test got that from .

I haven't beat anyone up since primary school.