Jesus god, I lost my spleen. It is now gone into remission. Like a tumor. But my spleen. Which may or may not be important.

Heh, I just noticed the squirrel hiding in the tree.

Your bee is -that- big?

This giant bumble bee would easily match the weight of a rather large-sized
dog. Bright yellow fuzz covers his thorax and abdomen in stripes with the onyx
sheen of its exoskeleton shown intermittently between. His head is collared by
the same yellow fuzz, coming around his neck and draping down to end in a point
that partially covers his chest. Hanging oddly around his neck half hidden in
the fuzzy bib is a small leather pouch. His large eyes resemble faceted
almond-shaped onyxes with two long jointed antennae sprouting from between.
His clear veined wings seem to sparkle iridescently when touched by any
available light. Six glossy segmented legs stem from his thorax each one ending
with a shiny hook-like foot. At the end of this beast's abdomen is large black,
glossy stinger that curves inwards and ends in a needle sharp dangerous point.
Ezyth is a humble-looking creature.
He weighs about 600 pounds.
He is mountable as a legendary steed.
He is loyal to Ialie, Mist Walker.

Jeez.

I got a giggle out of it, but that bee is HUGE.

...you copied me. My morphling weighs exactly six hundred pounds, and that's only because it was an allusion to my favorite series of books!

Ezyth came before your morphling

and I did not specify a size for him.

Ooooh I just loove Ialie style drawings! They're so cute I definitely want a book of those, I'll look through em with my children some day

Mean, but funny.

Ezyth doesn't have to be that big to be 600 pounds. He could just be very very dense.

Where's my *sagenod* smillie?

I've not seen many 600lbs dogs, might you want Me to change that?

Ever seen an obese English Mastiff? Mine weighed 300 something, with one foot off the scale.

Yeah, but I could use one of those dogs for a horse in real life. I think they are considered bigger then 'large'..

When I was eight, my father contrived a harness for my wagon. Sultan (The mastiff) used to pull my friends and I all around the neighborhood. That was before his thyroid (sp?) died, and had to start taking pills. He eventually lost most of his weight, but he slept a lot.