Top 10 Ways to Cope when MUD is Down

by Shamarah

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Shamarah2005-07-18 12:05:27
http://cgi.cs.indiana.edu/~oracle/digest.cgi?N=1387#1387-09

Quite funny.

By the way, the Internet Oracle isn't a standard advice column - not everything is written by the same person. It's like a column where everyone gets to take turns asking and answering questions and then the funniest answers are published. You can read about it on their website.
Shiri2005-07-18 12:34:12
You've told us about the Oracle before. tongue.gif

(Great one though, this. biggrin.gif) I have no idea wtf albuquerque is though.
Unknown2005-07-18 13:04:24
Not many people do. However, Bugs Bunny was often heading there - that, or Pismo Beach.
Unknown2005-07-18 13:11:20
For further explanation (as I see they went a bit more in depth with it). There is a cartoon show where Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are heading to Pismo Beach - however, they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque (Pronounced Al-bah-koi-key, if my memory does serve). They stop at an arabian cave, where they find a very angry man, most likely Muslim. He wields a scimitar. Inside, they find quite a bit of treasure, and a lamp. Inside the lamp is, of course, a genie. It's been a long time since I watched B.B., so much of the Cartoon is lost to me. However, I do remember Bugs Bunny going "Open Sesame!"

Bugs Bunny eventually gets to Pismo. Once there, he finds a clam. Inside, a pearl. Daffy Duck (standing about half an inch tall) grabs the pearl and repeats the infamous rant "MINE MINE IT'S ALL MINE MINE AHAHAHAHAHA MINE MINE AHAHAHA MINE MINE IT'S ALL MINE ALL MINE MINE MINE..."
Shiri2005-07-18 13:35:56
I saw that one. But I was like, 5 at the time, so I don't remember the Albuquerque bit.
Unknown2005-07-18 13:38:40
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jul 18 2005, 08:35 AM)
I saw that one. But I was like, 5 at the time, so I don't remember the Albuquerque bit.
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They just took a wrong turn there.
Shiri2005-07-18 13:42:15
I mean I don't remember them using the word. It looks more like it should be pronounced "oll-ber-kerhk" anyway.

EDIT: Plus I think it was in Italian when I watched it.
Unknown2005-07-18 23:00:21
I said that's how they pronounce it - Daffy Duck and Bugs weren't known for their flawless speech. biggrin.gif
Acrune2005-07-18 23:24:28
Albuquerque is a city in New Mexico I think. Al-bah-koi-key is the way bugs bunny says it, but weird al sings it 'Al-bah-ker-key', so who do you want to beleive? tongue.gif
Sekreh2005-07-20 04:47:57
Yea, its the capitol, or at least the largest city. It's pronounced Al-beh-ker-key, unless you're from new york, or bugs bunny I suppose...