Looking for kids

by Richter

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Anisu2010-07-17 10:57:50
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Jul 17 2010, 11:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can pretend to be Serenwilde! happy.gif

do you have enough amnesia dust for the entire basin though!
Unknown2010-07-17 11:12:39
No Ms.Anisu! I only brought enough for me. Wait.. What was I saying?
Unknown2010-07-17 13:54:34
QUOTE (Ongaku Nil'Goeth @ Jul 17 2010, 04:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No problem, Akeley, I understand. smile.gif I haven't been on Lucan much anyway, though I was keeping my eyes open for you. <.<

Although Ongaku might be interested in Wick, what with his fascination with Ackleberry. suspicious.gif So long as you don't mind a fuzzy-wuzzy crazyass noble Magnagoran skunk as your dad. >.>

That would actually be perfectly fine with Wick, and me. If Ackleberry ever does get released Wick might reincarnate Otter Furrikin anyway. You should snatch him up!
Unknown2010-07-17 21:19:39
Phoebus Skyplume desires children. She's a nice trill lady, and she's married to one of those lucidian guys, who happens to be the Mayor of Hallifax, currently. They're both Aeromancers in Hallifax and would expect you to behave yourself in public, so please, even though Phoebus can be a little silly in the head, don't try to ask to be her kid if you're going to make a fool of yourself constantly. A bit of silliness in private is accepted! Just...don't be a moron at the Matrix or anything, please. I beg you.

Trill or lucidian children would be preferred, but if you are of another race and completely awesome, Phoebus has nothing against adopting you. In fact, neither of her current children are trill or lucidian...but I'm hoping to balance that out a bit. It used to be that Phoebus could only adopt people, but I have totally retconned that and conveniently discovered that she can, in fact, have children. So yes. You may have been one of the lucky babies to survive Phoebus' child-handling ineptitude.

The Skyplume family is a mostly Hallifaxian family (there is a Celest branch but Phoebus is not a part of it) and so it would be best if you are from Hallifax, because Phoebus doesn't get out much and would like to be able to see her kids every now and again. They have a family manse, but it's still growing and Phoebus is not rich and will not buy you a room (she'll help pay a little though if you really want one), so don't expect to be that spoiled. Just expect to have a mother who likes to go out and buy you a bunch of cake for no reason every now and then.

So uh, if you think you want to be a part of this whole shebang, just start to get to know Phoebus IC, and shoot me a message or a tell or something. With any luck you will be awesome, and you will think the family is awesome, and everything will be fantastic.
Unknown2010-07-17 22:43:54
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Jul 17 2010, 05:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Phoebus Skyplume desires children. She's a nice trill lady, and she's married to one of those lucidian guys, who happens to be the Mayor of Hallifax, currently. They're both Aeromancers in Hallifax and would expect you to behave yourself in public, so please, even though Phoebus can be a little silly in the head, don't try to ask to be her kid if you're going to make a fool of yourself constantly. A bit of silliness in private is accepted! Just...don't be a moron at the Matrix or anything, please. I beg you.


I feel like this is directed at someone....
Rika2010-07-17 23:31:46
Somnius?
Unknown2010-07-18 01:47:26
QUOTE (Phoebus @ Jul 17 2010, 02:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Phoebus Skyplume desires children. She's a nice trill lady, and she's married to one of those lucidian guys, who happens to be the Mayor of Hallifax, currently. They're both Aeromancers in Hallifax and would expect you to behave yourself in public, so please, even though Phoebus can be a little silly in the head, don't try to ask to be her kid if you're going to make a fool of yourself constantly. A bit of silliness in private is accepted! Just...don't be a moron at the Matrix or anything, please. I beg you.

Trill or lucidian children would be preferred, but if you are of another race and completely awesome, Phoebus has nothing against adopting you. In fact, neither of her current children are trill or lucidian...but I'm hoping to balance that out a bit. It used to be that Phoebus could only adopt people, but I have totally retconned that and conveniently discovered that she can, in fact, have children. So yes. You may have been one of the lucky babies to survive Phoebus' child-handling ineptitude.

The Skyplume family is a mostly Hallifaxian family (there is a Celest branch but Phoebus is not a part of it) and so it would be best if you are from Hallifax, because Phoebus doesn't get out much and would like to be able to see her kids every now and again. They have a family manse, but it's still growing and Phoebus is not rich and will not buy you a room (she'll help pay a little though if you really want one), so don't expect to be that spoiled. Just expect to have a mother who likes to go out and buy you a bunch of cake for no reason every now and then.

So uh, if you think you want to be a part of this whole shebang, just start to get to know Phoebus IC, and shoot me a message or a tell or something. With any luck you will be awesome, and you will think the family is awesome, and everything will be fantastic.


*stamps* Oh, and you'd also have to deal with Pectus staring at you, or trying to drop babies on your head.
Neos2010-07-18 16:04:43
After so many years being single, in part due to a failed engagement, Neos is about to be married again. Hopefully this one goes somewhere. So in 21 or 20 ingame months he and his bride will be looking for kids.

Why they are so awesome:
Family manse on both sides.
Family aethership on Neos' side. Don't know about his wifes.
Constant aetherhunts with either family or friends.
A very fun family.
We won't spoil you, but we will help you get anything you need.
Family is a Banner House, fully intend to shoot for Great House.
Active family.
Family shops.
Both sides of the family are well-known in Celest.

I'm kinda bad at this. Simple way to know how awesome the parents are. Ask Pectus.
Aicuthi2010-07-19 19:37:35
Magnagoran offspring please.
Diamondais2010-07-19 20:13:23
Still looking for Disati children!

- Mother's the GA of the Templars
- Father is Lekius
- Disati is going for historical house, one day
- I'm fairly active right now living in EST but will soon be fairly active living in GMT
- You would be fairly well connected within the city
- Dracnari children are preferred as Disati is considered a Dracnari family
- Be in Gaudiguch

Contact Mieari IC, or PM me here.
Fania2010-07-19 21:37:14
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Jul 18 2010, 09:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We won't spoil you, but we will help you get anything you need.


Neos lies. You will be spoiled!
Neos2010-07-20 00:08:11
QUOTE (Fania @ Jul 19 2010, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Neos lies. You will be spoiled!


Love is all that is dealt out constantly!
Ilyssa2010-07-20 02:54:58
Ilyssa is a mother currently looking to adopt Celestian and Hallifaxians. Reasons why I can spoil you more then Neos:
- A growing family manse that where your room may or may not be bought for you
(It depends on how adorable you are and if I ran out of gold buying something shiny again.)
- A crazy nitpicking-ness that will either make you:
A.) Devoted to what you do, and damn well good at it.
B.) Devoted to what your parents do, and you better be damn well good at it.
C.) Insane.
- Ilyssa's mom is the leader of Celest. Say the word and you can have Inagin executed.
- Ilyssa is a former Guild Administrator of the Paladins. If I can watch over a guild I can control some little brats- err angels.
- Ilyssa is soon joining Hallifax. Just say the word and you can have your personality terminated for the greater good of the
Collective. Or maybe instead, consider me someone who will soon be able to lead you around what I have heard is a
confusing city.
- Ilyssa's wife Ilithyia has a fully equipped aethership complete with a couple diamonuts. Just say the word and you
can have the black dragon executed.
- I won't make things unpersonal with some ad on the forums.

On a side note, if you're cute enough to be adopted I will probably make you call me Auntie Ilyssa anyway. But you don't get stuff if you aren't my kid.
Ameryth2010-07-20 03:59:09
I'll be happy to put Saerbias up for adoption.

He's a nice little retarded Krokani Spiritsinger, who 'sees' 'soul-songs' which are expressions of the essence of a person, place or thing. Most everything will be in the expression of a song, and he presents ideas and names as joint words to express a more subjective meaning than an actual word. Black-hair, wild-sky and such.
Neos2010-07-20 06:09:29
QUOTE (Ilyssa @ Jul 19 2010, 10:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ilyssa is a mother currently looking to adopt Celestian and Hallifaxians. Reasons why I can spoil you more then Neos:
- A growing family manse that where your room may or may not be bought for you We have this, and if you want we can help you get a room in the family manse or Neos' side, and possibly on the other side of the family.
- Ilyssa's mom is the leader of Celest. Say the word and you can have Inagin executed. She would be your great-grandmother.
- I won't make things impersonal with some ad on the forums. I know how to properly use words.

On a side note, if you're cute enough to be adopted I will probably make you call me Auntie Ilyssa anyway. But you don't get stuff if you aren't my kid. Would be your aunt.


More when I'm not tired and forget I'm posting.

edit: To appease Rika
happy now?
Rika2010-07-20 06:15:09
Your, not you're. Funny, especially when you say you can use words properly.
Unknown2010-07-20 06:19:17
QUOTE (AquaNeos @ Jul 20 2010, 02:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
More when I'm not tired and forget I'm posting.


I think, regular grandmother... right? Ilyssa's mom = her child's grandmother.....
Neos2010-07-20 06:43:57
QUOTE (rika @ Jul 20 2010, 02:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your, not you're. Funny, especially when you say you can use words properly.


I'm seriously not up for it right now.

QUOTE (Taraj @ Jul 20 2010, 02:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think, regular grandmother... right? Ilyssa's mom = her child's grandmother.....


Jazella - Great-grandmother
Saoirse - Grandmother
Kheslyn - Mother
Child

Was saying if Neos is chosen as the parent instead.
Ilyssa2010-07-20 12:52:16
Okay I wrote that at like... 2 in the morning, and if you want I can fix the grammar and the spelling errors. No reason to be so critical. It's a forum for a game, cool down. Besides. I spel gud. (I spel welll, before someone says something.)
Razenth2010-07-20 16:15:01
That's not a spelling and grammar issue. It's your advertising being contrary to the product you're offering.