Looking for a Husband/Wife

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Unknown2010-07-19 10:03:51
Hadrian is always seeking a true love to settle down with and live happily ever after. love.gif

Video of me dancing shirtless with a couple of drunk friends. drunk.gif
ongaku2010-07-21 04:32:29
Drezneth needs a lovey. wub.gif He's an adorable half-crazy little Dracnari whose weapons talk to him. Son of Lucan and Kameen, you get the following perks being married to him:

- Awesome fathers-in-law
- Awesome grandfather-in-law
- Birthday and anniversary gifts (note: this is dependent on whether or not I remember about these dates)
- Access to a really sweet manse
- Lots of love
- Extremely tight-knit family environment (Silverwolf-side, not sure how Ama'nar'isil is)
- Fun RP with very little in-family drama (again, on the Silverwolf side)

Requirements:

- Females only
- No Lucidians
- No Gloms or Hallifaxians
- Must be willing to deal with Drezneth's little quirks and sometimes boring... ness (don't get mad, Drez, you know I love you)
- Must be willing to deal with father-in-law Lucan's overly grumpy nature
- Must be willing to go through a rigorous screening process that may or may not include getting the crap kicked out of you by Lucan to ensure you're tough enough to mother his grandchildren (he'll only go easy on you if you're Trill, since he has a soft spot for them)

Cons:

- Nigh impossible-to-pronounce family name
- Others that I won't mention on the forums, but if you're curious, you can speak to me in-game
- Fathers-in-law who are basically alts

Feel free to contact me here, because I don't know if Drezneth frequents the forums. You can also message me or Drez in-game if you want to get something started. smile.gif All of it RPed out, of course.


Everiine still needs a wife too! Someone old and Trill marry him! (Not Casilu. ninja.gif )
Casilu2010-07-21 04:36:02
QUOTE (Ongaku Nil'Goeth @ Jul 20 2010, 09:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Everiine still needs a wife too! Someone old and Trill marry him! (Not Casilu. ninja.gif )



Bigot.
Aicuthi2010-07-21 06:02:11
QUOTE (Aicuthi @ Jul 18 2010, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Looking for a brother/sister to bloodbond with.



Now looking for a lover for Lydesne. The only requirement I have is you're cool/strong and from Magnagora.

edit: typo.
ongaku2010-07-21 06:02:28
QUOTE (casilu @ Jul 20 2010, 11:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Bigot.

You know I wub.gif you. But Lucan wouldn't. >.>
Casilu2010-07-21 07:28:58
QUOTE (Ongaku Nil'Goeth @ Jul 20 2010, 11:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know I wub.gif you. But Lucan wouldn't. >.>


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome


I can fix.
Diamondais2010-07-25 00:50:42
Mieari's daughter is looking for a husband,

the requirements are as follows:

- Be a Dracnari
- Be a citizen of Gaudiguch
- Be male (sorry girls)
- Please be active, or if it's an alt, be willing to play the character around the same time as her

Contact me by PM and I'll help set you guys up!
Vusilk2010-07-29 08:55:57
After waiting a pathetically long time for the magical return of meriankind and that one special suitor, I've decided to pawn Vusilk off on some other willing Celestian family. Since I've been gone a while and played mostly with other Cantors (i.e., two other people), I'll provide a short laundry list for those who don't know anything about her.

Vusilk is
  • old (142),
  • merian,*
  • female,
  • pleasantly average,
  • agreeable,
  • self-sufficient (bonus: transcendent cook with spatula, great for all your herofete needs),

and would like
  • an equally old spouse (at least someone older than 50-75, for no good reason other than satisfying my need for logical consistency)
  • of either gender
  • who is preferably NOT one of the furry sort running around Celest.

I'm also okay with siblings, but I didn't feel like writing two posts that said basically the same thing. Anything's negotiable, as long as the spouse/sibling/family is primarily Celestian-based. I like where I am, and I don't care to leave. Vusilk's really too Plain Jane to deal with the interorganization thing anyway. Contacting me here or in-game is fine. smile.gif

*the merian thing is actually pretty important to her/me, since I find the whole racial history very rich and interesting, so keep that in mind
Diamondais2010-07-29 13:10:49
QUOTE (diamondais @ Jul 24 2010, 08:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mieari's daughter is looking for a husband,

the requirements are as follows:

- Be a Dracnari
- Be a citizen of Gaudiguch
- Be male (sorry girls)
- Please be active, or if it's an alt, be willing to play the character around the same time as her

Contact me by PM and I'll help set you guys up!

Bump!
Unknown2010-07-29 20:49:09
Due to circumstances leading up to Sadie being pressured into either marrying or adopting a child (something which she must be married first to do!) in order to be able to spoil her niece, I'll be posting her requirements for a spouse below.

QUOTE
- Being a trill is great but not required.

- Must not blanch at the sight of a pile of utterly squeezed-to-death decapitated heads, mutilated legs, mangled arms, bloodied ears, eyeballs, flesh, and blood. Mutual feelings for collecting and gnawing on such items are greatly appreciated.

- Have a fondness of trill and rats, or at least an understanding of an obsession over them.

- Not whine.

- Not add to the piles of drama Sadie's already given. Sadie is a person who tries to get things over with as quickly as possible, not drag things out or intentionally provoke them.

- Not be an illithoid!

- Be able to separate family life from duty. Even if Sadie's dearest (yes, dearest!) sister were to start killing or kidnapping fae, Sadie would defend them against her.

- Like or at least pretend to like being given thirty different food items in a row to taste test, even if they have shards of steel in their dough or are dripping with the blood of baby goats.

- Have some pride.

- Understand that Chalcedony is for Sadie's eating only, and not demand sharing.

- Not call Sadie a 'cat'. Those scratching post kegs she carries around are used by lions, too.

- Age is of no concern. It makes little difference in Lusternia anyway.

- Be loyal.

- NO CORRUPTING HER INNOCENCE WITH FUNNY BUSINESS.


What you get in return:

As much love as a psychotic character with a psychotic player can give. Lifetime loyalty -- that is, unless you betray her. All the food, hero fetes, enhanced edibles you and your organisation can eat. Partial command over some of her minions. Other package bonuses not listed here.
Anisu2010-07-29 21:03:46
QUOTE (Sadie @ Jul 29 2010, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Due to circumstances leading up to Sadie being pressured into either marrying or adopting a child (something which she must be married first to do!) in order to be able to spoil her niece, I'll be posting her requirements for a spouse below.



What you get in return:

As much love as a psychotic character with a psychotic player can give. Lifetime loyalty -- that is, unless you betray her. All the food, hero fetes, enhanced edibles you and your organisation can eat. Partial command over some of her minions. Other package bonuses not listed here.

seeking a trill... this smells like a trap to catch dinner suspicious.gif

-edit- Oh you potential suitors the occasional being eaten is a small price to pay for interacting with Sadie, she is awesome!
Eliron2010-07-29 22:29:48
Eliron is looking for a husband for his daughter, Tzephanya. Tzephanya is open to the idea of an arranged marriage to expand the Inseiras, but friendship and future love are positives.

Requirements:

- Offer friendship/company to Tzephanya
- Bbe willing to adopt future children under the Inseira name (aka, marry into the Inseiras).
- Be of Hallifax or Glomdoring.
- Be capable of some level of RP, including being respectful of the rest of the family and playing out meeting the family and surviving getting Druken's approval.

Tzephanya is:

- Quiet, but intelligent and charming when engaged.
- Has a delightful sense of humor that's occasionally just dark enough to get along well with her Glomdoring relatives.
- A transcendent cook with spatula who is willing to indulge family members with delicious goodies.
- Related to leadership in the Glomdoring, especially in the Shadowdancers and Harbingers.
- Able access to the family manse and family jewelry and tailoring cartels, as well as sell through the family shop in Glomdoring.

PM me here or contact Eliron in game.
Druken2010-07-29 22:58:24
QUOTE (Eliron @ Jul 29 2010, 06:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eliron is looking for a husband for his daughter, Tzephanya. Tzephanya is open to the idea of an arranged marriage to expand the Inseiras, but friendship and future love are positives.

Requirements:

- Offer friendship/company to Tzephanya
- Bbe willing to adopt future children under the Inseira name (aka, marry into the Inseiras).
- Be of Hallifax or Glomdoring.
- Be capable of some level of RP, including being respectful of the rest of the family and playing out meeting the family and surviving getting Druken's approval.

Tzephanya is:

- Quiet, but intelligent and charming when engaged.
- Has a delightful sense of humor that's occasionally just dark enough to get along well with her Glomdoring relatives.
- A transcendent cook with spatula who is willing to indulge family members with delicious goodies.
- Related to leadership in the Glomdoring, especially in the Shadowdancers and Harbingers.
- Able access to the family manse and family jewelry and tailoring cartels, as well as sell through the family shop in Glomdoring.

PM me here or contact Eliron in game.



I'm a hoot. I swear. You can't pass this up.
Shulamit2010-07-29 23:01:10
It seems to be the rage again, then, to readd myself.

Shulamit is looking for a spouse.

Shulamit is a Lucidian Researcher. She's currently trying to get a bachelor of arts. (not that there is one, but well, she'll try)
She is a designer, before everything else. 3-4 cartels, usually working on at least one design, if not more if someone needs something made.
She would like someone close to her age, or at least, close to 100.

No enemies of Hallifax or Lord Lyreth.

No mudsexing. She shows her love with designs that look like her beloved.
Chalcedony2010-07-30 03:20:34
QUOTE
- Being a trill is great but not required.

- Must not blanch at the sight of a pile of utterly squeezed-to-death decapitated heads, mutilated legs, mangled arms, bloodied ears, eyeballs, flesh, and blood. Mutual feelings for collecting and gnawing on such items are greatly appreciated.

- Have a fondness of trill and rats, or at least an understanding of an obsession over them.

- Not whine.

- Not add to the piles of drama Sadie's already given. Sadie is a person who tries to get things over with as quickly as possible, not drag things out or intentionally provoke them.

- Not be an illithoid!

- Be able to separate family life from duty. Even if Sadie's dearest (yes, dearest!) sister were to start killing or kidnapping fae, Sadie would defend them against her.

- Like or at least pretend to like being given thirty different food items in a row to taste test, even if they have shards of steel in their dough or are dripping with the blood of baby goats.

- Have some pride.

- Understand that Chalcedony is for Sadie's eating only, and not demand sharing.

- Not call Sadie a 'cat'. Those scratching post kegs she carries around are used by lions, too.

- Age is of no concern. It makes little difference in Lusternia anyway.

- Be loyal.

- NO CORRUPTING HER INNOCENCE WITH FUNNY BUSINESS.

- Be willing to RP out meeting and getting the family's approval. All active members. (Only about 8 out of 3948203984 are active though.) And take the abuse of rejection well enough to try again.

- Marry into Talnara!

Fixed!

... And why am I in here? D:

Bump. I demand an in-law to bother.
Siam2010-07-30 05:58:06
They must be nice to me, too.
Anisu2010-07-30 05:59:01
QUOTE (Chalcedony @ Jul 30 2010, 05:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fixed!

... And why am I in here? D:

Bump. I demand an in-law to bother.

just so you know, now that Sadie has taken the plunge you are next.
Shaddus2010-07-30 07:50:11
QUOTE (Shulamit @ Jul 29 2010, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She shows her love with designs that look like her beloved.

I must admit, I'm a little turned on by this. Do you make Shaddus-vials?
Shulamit2010-07-30 08:02:49
I'd actually have to get a good look at you...and, you know, care enough about you to design one to look like you, hehe smile.gif
Shaddus2010-07-30 08:17:30
QUOTE (Shulamit @ Jul 30 2010, 03:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd actually have to get a good look at you...and, you know, care enough about you to design one to look like you, hehe smile.gif

Hey, I have a cherub-skin bed in my own manse, I have an innerworm that's just dying to meet you, and I can make pretty instruments and stuff. What's not to love?