Looking for a Husband/Wife

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Kaalak2010-07-30 11:24:48
These ladies are being exceedingly modest. So allow me, if you will, a moment to set the record straight.

QUOTE (Vusilk @ Jul 29 2010, 01:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Vusilk is
  • old (142),
  • merian,*
  • female,
  • pleasantly average, see below
  • agreeable,
  • self-sufficient (bonus: transcendent cook with spatula, great for all your herofete needs),


  • A Bachelor of Science

Well its actually more than this. The Bards and Monks guilds have long been considered difficult to reconcile with Celestian rp and many argued that the new guilds were just 'tacked on'. Vusilk has taken it upon herself to integrate the roleplay approach of the Cantors with Celest and the Supernals by working on guild scrolls and by publishing a Prestige Winning publication.


QUOTE (Shulamit @ Jul 29 2010, 01:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It seems to be the rage again, then, to readd myself.

Shulamit is looking for a spouse.

Shulamit is a Lucidian Researcher. She's currently trying to get a bachelor of arts. (not that there is one, but well, she'll try)
She is a designer, before everything else. 3-4 cartels, usually working on at least one design, if not more if someone needs something made.
She would like someone close to her age, or at least, close to 100.


When Shulamit says she is a designer she isn't kidding. Shula is always spinning creative ideas past the Charities, formerly as a rogue, now for the enrichment of Hallifax. She's excellent and very attentive with novices and the sweetest person in the Basin second only to Ixion.


Unknown2010-07-30 13:24:49
For the good of the world, I would marry Sadie.
Unknown2010-07-30 15:09:57
QUOTE (Sadie @ Jul 29 2010, 06:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Due to circumstances leading up to Sadie being pressured into either marrying or adopting a child (something which she must be married first to do!) in order to be able to spoil her niece, I'll be posting her requirements for a spouse below.



What you get in return:

As much love as a psychotic character with a psychotic player can give. Lifetime loyalty -- that is, unless you betray her. All the food, hero fetes, enhanced edibles you and your organisation can eat. Partial command over some of her minions. Other package bonuses not listed here.

umm.gif emote eyes Sadie's fiance suspiciously
Chalcedony2010-07-30 22:57:29
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Jul 29 2010, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They must be nice to me, too.

No, you're not Talnara anymore. :< Go away.

QUOTE (Anisu @ Jul 29 2010, 10:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
just so you know, now that Sadie has taken the plunge you are next.

... What, no. Never. D:

QUOTE (Zarquan @ Jul 30 2010, 06:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For the good of the world, I would marry Sadie.

I say, go for it. wub.gif
Shulamit2010-07-31 05:10:50
Awww, Kaalak, too sweet smile.gif

Must get back to the ice cream designs! Delicious frozen ice cream....
Bhiele2010-07-31 12:33:13
Now that I am back, I am sure Bhiele's brothers want her to marry and start collecting suitable children. Bhiele is Glomdoring, Harbinger, was one of the first secretaries of the guild. She is only an aide in Glomdoring right now, but I've decided to reassert my political ambitions once I am acclimated again. Her family is Inseira, so you get a Druken, Eliron and Urazial as her brothers to be approved by. She is rather old too, and not a cougar. So her husband would have to at least be over 100 years old.

Edited to add- She pretends to be polite and kind, but really she isn't. It is part of her charm! tongue.gif
Eliron2010-08-01 03:32:48
QUOTE (Bhiele @ Jul 31 2010, 06:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She is rather old too, and not a cougar. So her husband would have to at least be over 100 years old.



Pffft. Cradle robbing is Inseira tradition! They just have to be old enough to adopt! smirk.gif
Bhiele2010-08-05 05:07:35
QUOTE (Eliron @ Aug 1 2010, 04:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pffft. Cradle robbing is Inseira tradition! They just have to be old enough to adopt! smirk.gif



Between cradle robbing and the musk that Druken likes to douse me with I may just catch a man! toadkiss.gif
Diamondais2010-08-05 05:08:23
Mieari's daughter is still looking for a husband! Dracnari, Gaudiguch and active are in your favour! Must also marry into Disati.
Aicuthi2010-08-05 05:44:46
Aicuthi is looking for a husband. Marrying her means you become a Shavatt. I'm the sole daughter and all my brothers are gay, so its up to me to procreate.

Requirements:

- Be lucidian, trill, or human. No exceptions, and in no preferred order.
- Reside in Hallifax and intend on staying there.
- Aspire to be something.
- Must know how to roleplay. Yes, that means we love each other. Kiss kiss.
- Good example of upstanding behavior.
- Male.

Expect:

- A wife who will pretty much do anything for you(don't push your luck bub).
- Absolute loyalty.
- Spoiled with family trinkets and clothes.
- To be criticized by my parents.
- Protection from evil-doers who would harm you.
- Influence and status.
- Fun.
Sylandra2010-08-05 05:49:02
QUOTE (Aicuthi @ Aug 5 2010, 01:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aicuthi is looking for a husband. Marrying her means you become a Shavatt. I'm the sole daughter and all my brothers are gay, so its up to me to procreate.

Requirements:

- Be lucidian, trill, or human. No exceptions, and in no preferred order.
- Reside in Hallifax and intend on staying there.
- Aspire to be something.
- Must know how to roleplay. Yes, that means we love each other. Kiss kiss.
- Good example of upstanding behavior.
- Male.

Expect:

- A wife who will pretty much do anything for you(don't push your luck bub).
- Absolute loyalty.
- Spoiled with family trinkets and clothes.
- To be criticized by my parents.
- Protection from evil-doers who would harm you.
- Influence and status.
- Fun.

Aicuthi rocks the casbah. This gets Sylandra's seal of approval.

..And I wanna see Shavatt babies. sad.gif
Daraius2010-08-05 11:19:13
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Aug 5 2010, 01:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aicuthi rocks the casbah. This gets Sylandra's seal of approval.

..And I wanna see Shavatt babies. sad.gif


Ditto, and ditto. Do keep in mind that if you're even remotely qualified to marry a Shavatt (and the standards are high), don't let Nihmriel catch you first or you will be assimilated! Your options are to keep your existence shrouded in secrecy, or to already be part of another family. Sominuses need not apply. tongue.gif
Unknown2010-08-05 13:38:43
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Aug 4 2010, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aicuthi rocks the casbah. This gets Sylandra's seal of approval.

..And I wanna see Shavatt babies. sad.gif


wub.gif Marry Aicuthi or Pectus will be shoving babies down your throat, quite literally.
Diamondais2010-08-05 13:41:22
QUOTE (diamondais @ Aug 5 2010, 01:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mieari's daughter is still looking for a husband! Dracnari, Gaudiguch and active are in your favour! Must also marry into Disati.

Stop your Hallifaxian ways of blotting out the important with the unimportant. biggrin.gif
Ayisdra2010-08-05 14:44:41
QUOTE (Sylandra @ Aug 5 2010, 01:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aicuthi rocks the casbah. This gets Sylandra's seal of approval.

..And I wanna see Shavatt babies. sad.gif


Traitor.
Sylandra2010-08-05 19:53:41
QUOTE (Ayisdra @ Aug 5 2010, 10:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Traitor.

Fake Skyplume.
Unknown2010-08-05 19:57:11
QUOTE (Aicuthi @ Aug 5 2010, 02:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aicuthi is looking for a husband. Marrying her means you become a Shavatt. I'm the sole daughter and all my brothers are gay, so its up to me to procreate.

Requirements:

- Be lucidian, trill, or human. No exceptions, and in no preferred order.
- Reside in Hallifax and intend on staying there.
- Aspire to be something.
- Must know how to roleplay. Yes, that means we love each other. Kiss kiss.
- Good example of upstanding behavior.
- Male.

Expect:

- A wife who will pretty much do anything for you(don't push your luck bub).
- Absolute loyalty.
- Spoiled with family trinkets and clothes.
- To be criticized by my parents.
- Protection from evil-doers who would harm you.
- Influence and status.
- Fun.

Akeley just got started in Hallifax, but once he gets his bearings/leaves the collegium his personality seems to fit the bill. I don't know how young Aicuthi likes 'em, but Akeley's 27 or 28.

Quick Edit: I'm quite new to Lusternia, but I've been mainly RPing and doing a touch of fighting in other MUDs for about four years now, so I like to think that I'm fairly accomplished at sticking to my character's personality happy.gif
Aicuthi2010-08-05 23:29:40
QUOTE (Akeley @ Aug 5 2010, 08:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Akeley just got started in Hallifax, but once he gets his bearings/leaves the collegium his personality seems to fit the bill. I don't know how young Aicuthi likes 'em, but Akeley's 27 or 28.

Quick Edit: I'm quite new to Lusternia, but I've been mainly RPing and doing a touch of fighting in other MUDs for about four years now, so I like to think that I'm fairly accomplished at sticking to my character's personality happy.gif


Sure thing. smile.gif You can start talking to me ICly or OOCly if you feel more comfortable that way.

Aicu is actually about the same age, she just aged herself forward in time via aeonics. Either way she fits into the immortality begins at twenty trope.
Llesvelt2010-08-06 00:37:44
Llesvelt is not gay < _ <
Casilu2010-08-06 00:46:09
QUOTE (Llesvelt @ Aug 5 2010, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Llesvelt is not gay < _ <


Prove it.