Looking for a single female... for some hot threesome action with my wife and I. Yea.... umm... *hides from Athana*

Hmm...

Jasper needs a wife. People keep yelling at him to get one.

Criteria:

Race: Preferably Elfen, however he would settle for a faeling.
Commune/City: Glomdoring, must be Glomdoring.
Guild: I would love a Blacktalon, but he can settle for a Shadowdancer.
Age: From 35-40
Interests: Ritual, Jasper loves Ritualism and his mate has to as well. Also must have a sense of creativity as well.

And thats it.

let's see.. Since I'm making a harem/order I need the following:

A nice benefactor -poke richter-
Some people to train me how to fight (need around 3-4 of these.. )
A bodygaurd
A yes-man (cos I'm always right)
Someone to help with guild work
Someone to keep me entertained (Sylphas, yay)

I've already got my little squirellkin, so I don't need any lovers.

Would you like them to ride unicorns and never want sex - infact, they perform only for your pleasure, and think nothing of themselves?


Ahahaha, I'm so funny.

Race: Mugwump, Human...well, anything without fur.
Commune/City: Any
Guild: meh
Age: I love the young ones....
Mudsex: No thanks
Interests: Needs to be able to be ignored, since well, that's all I'm good for in a relationship, ignoring you.

Looking for a woman for Terenas! If Dumi doesn't come back.


Has to be a kitty like he is. He likes em fuzzy.

ok so back again serious this time,

looking for a woman

preferably a viscanti, but really any race besides elfen/merian will do

preferably from magnagora, but glomdoring will do

preferably a nihilist, or a shadowdancer, geomancer or blacktalon will do

absolutly no mudsex or kids

looking for some one who likes to rp and is willing to do just that rp.

i know that last statment sounds funny coming from me but well i've changed a little.

send pm's or get hold of me on aim so we can arrange a meeting, aim is creepofthenight, yahoo is creepofthenight, and msn is lasinist@hotmail.com

Looking for young men between the ages of 18 and 20 for real-life relationship. Must love cuddling, beaches, pizza, and fine wine, but isn't afraid to get so ed up that we can't see our hands in front of our faces. As well, must be willing to clean the kitchen and bedrooms, do his own dishes, and cook. As well, must be willing to drive me where I like, pay for my hair appointments (which can run in excess of $100 easily) and be willing to be doted upon as I spend large sums of cash on cruises and dinners.



Oh wait, was this for Lusternia?

I am going to hate myself for this perhaps in the end but...

Seeking a wife
Race: Any except the furry ones and those that attack your legs due to lack of stature... must have some form of intelligence, someone you can talk to and hear a good response from...
Commune/City: Any but serenwilde.. Rouge's are allright...
Guild: Knight class..
Age: Around 25-38
Mudsex: As long as you don't mind getting laughed at, why not?
Interests: Must enjoy poetry somewhat, and be able to create her own.. Not just flaunt at you.. Must enjoy at any rate frightening people, and is selfless.

Superficalities: (If I am putting an ad, this is what it would be around)
Must be tall, kissable at least.. don't want to stoop or go down on my knees to kiss people of lesser stature. Pianist hands, earth toned skin.. doesn't mind me having long hair. Perfers singing if anything wrong has happened at times perhaps.. Must be the main character of someone, not a bloody alt. Anything from the superficilities may be taken away, but not the height as well as the alt. Beauty is not cared for.

Musts: Must be willing to marry me for love, and must understand that at times I will be gone due to outside reasons, and so is not tempted by others. And must understand that there are times where I may be pissed, and at others withdrawn. Also must not be from Achaea.

One last thing, she must be a she, not a trans nor a bi/lesbian.

You don't want a Serenwilde wife but you want to join the commune?

Two things. One, I joined Celest, and I am waiting for someone to induct me to the paladins again. Two, most of the people there I am friendly to, that is all that I want it to be, a friendship at any level, marrage I think not.

Laugh at who? You?


Watches as the what drips onto who?





hypocrit.


*grumble*

Meh.. it was worse in Achaea.. got guild disfavored for that.... anyways.. no, not at me, as it isn't my first time either ic or ooc.

Aww I'll take two please :>.

Come on. More eligible women. We know you are out there...

thats it folkien just for you i will make a female character so you can marry her!

...oh yeah. I can see that relationship working.

I wouldn't mind Arale getting in a relationship.

Let's see, her husband material would need to be...


Race: Faeling
Home: Serenwilde
Guild: any of Serenwilde's guilds
Age: over 25
Personality: it would be nice if he were creative. A member of one of the more design-oriented trades like jewelry or tailoring. Should consider promises unbreakable. Be at least a little spiritual. Be willing to be a sounding board for ideas and willing to provide honest help/advice/feedback when needed. Be ready for a long, slow courtship.


OOC considerations:
No mudsex.
Prefer a main character or regularly played second.
No mudsex.
A character who hasn't guildhopped a dozen times.
No mudsex.
I'd prefer the player to be an adult... or at least be emotionally mature.
No mudsex.

Sounds like Arale is the one for me. Heck, she even loves mudsex as much as I do. *rofl*

Single orclach female seeks single Glomdoring male for friendship and fun, maybe more. Magic users are preferred over warriors. Wielding fleshy swords is a major turn-off, no matter the archetype. Must meet IC, will ignore forum responses. Must be willing to put up with a raving fanatic who is bent on writing lots and lots of pro-Glom propaganda. Similar fanaticism a plus.