Looking for a Husband/Wife

by Unknown

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Unknown2006-06-06 09:47:57
Stagar needs a partner.

Female preferably
Magnagoran or Glomdoring preferably, Serenwilde might work
Age doesn't matter (Stagar is 65)
Will be with anyone even remotely interesting, unless you are completely and utterly confusing to be around. wacko.gif


EDIT: Looks like I found one. Application void tongue.gif
Unknown2006-06-06 11:16:10
Umm Stagar... your sig looks like something disgusting that Revan would sing during his mudsex. I hope there's more to it than meets the eye.
Korolak2006-06-11 23:59:27
Korolak needs a wife. So to make this ad a little more interesting, I will write it in Haiku.

Koro needs a wife
This wife has to be Tainted
Any can apply

Age does not matter
Race is never an issue
Please consider him

Koro is a mage
He loves to be in combat
He is really fun

Thank you for reading
I hope to hear from someone
Haiku can be fun

... Huh, I thought this all up on the spot, too. laugh.gif

NOTICE: Offer is over for now. It seems Koro found is being put into a relationship.
Unknown2006-06-12 00:14:27
Name: Turgeis Fal'mier
Profession: Aquamancer

Loves to hunt and hunt and hunt, hangs out with either of his friends, on top of the Syrinx Hotel (Since I get a good view of the city of Celest and the sea) or mostly in his manse. Mudsex is optional, depends on RP situations... I believe that's all.

Looking for:
Mostly Aslaran's, Tae'Dae or Furrikins (Since Turgeis has the tendency to 'weaken' if he's being rubbed against fur), if none of the three applies then I go for Elfen, Human or Merian.

That's all! wink.gif
Unknown2006-06-14 21:40:35
Looking for something.

Trying to start my own Threspiel Family.

My Credentials?
1. I am 24 IRL and a female IRL
2. I have NEVER played Achaea but I have played Aetolia and Imperian.
3. I am a very good Role-Player, a Female Gamer. I play D&D and I Larp Regularly. I am a horrible, horrible Geek.
4. I do not mudsex, I am very shy about that. I like to be affectionate, however, and I WILL cuddle you and such.
5. I am brutally honest.

My Bad Aspects?
1. I am kind of lazy, and I am very crippled by the lack of a mapping system in this game as I have a horrible sense of direction RL.
2. I can be a little moody, but all girls are and it's not that bad.
3. I am brutally honest.
4. I spent 6 years of my life role-playing an Orc and Larping an Orc and I often speak in the Black Tongue.
5. I can get frusterated and I can be impatient.

My Character is Seeking:
A Husband who is willing to take the Threspiel name.
Race: Trill is preferred, but eh.
Spicifics: You do not need to be pretty, etc, but you DO need to be a good typer. I'm sorry, I'm lame like that. Please, have an acceptable idea of what punctuation and grammar is. I am not Goddess of English either but, please, do not apply if you cannot do this. Also I cannot be around someone who is horribly slaughterlicious. Not because I have anything against it, but because Elri does. How ever I do not mind evil people as long as they are not all tainty anti-Serenwilde as I am a Serenguard. You also have to want kids because Elri feels family is very important. I'd like an experienced character who can help me get used to the game and doesn't mind training, influencing, and urging me on. I do not need babysat, just pushed in the right direction with some instruction. I am willing to love you. Also, do not be too fanatically zealously good either. PM or Message me with your application... I guess. I will giggle endlessly if you provide references, and I will check them.
Yurika2006-06-21 06:02:13
Yurika is in need of a potential husband. Simply put as that he should be mature, wise and not so passive as much. I would also like to add that he must either be from Serenwilde or New Celest. Her personality that would describe her as fun, witty, intelligent and is quite easily amused by humor. She is thirty nine years of age and an Elfen. So, please PM me or speak with me while in the basin, I'm easily approachable, so no need to be hesitant if you inquire about anything of me.
Terenas2006-06-21 06:50:27
QUOTE(Elri Valeor Threspiel @ Jun 14 2006, 09:40 PM) 298278

My Credentials?
1. I am 24 IRL and a female IRL

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I don't think any other qualifications matter after that one. biggrin.gif
Unknown2006-06-21 17:23:35
QUOTE(terenas @ Jun 20 2006, 11:50 PM) 300738

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I don't think any other qualifications matter after that one. biggrin.gif


Quoted For Truth tongue.gif
Ashteru2006-06-23 16:32:30
Looking for a wife for Ashs stupid son.


Name: Veyda d'Illici
Age: Fathers don't need to know that.
Preferences: They don't matter as long as it's female and can make grandkids.
What you get: A good looking grandfather, a loving grandmother, a stupid husband. Oh, and a pretty famous name too.
I could bribe you too, as long as I get grandkids. -.-
Hazar2006-06-23 16:39:29
A 'stupid' husband who's a rising star in Glomdoring! Marry Veyda! Marry the future!
Narses2006-06-23 19:03:58
Haven't read this thread in a fair while but... I find this odd fixation with mudsex most amusing.
You wanna go at it? go!. You don't? grand!. Just don't do it in everyone's face if you do.

I just fail to understand how it became such an "importent" category that it's lack or presence is stated in -every- post.

personaly, I think that if you -look- for cybersex, there are far better places to find it at.

Have fun happy.gif
Marcalo2006-07-01 16:00:14
seeking a new wife for Marcalo, kayde bores me. *hopes she doesn't read this* Must be from Magnagora or at least unenemied to Magnagora. preferably a nice woman, smart, and able to handle my sense of humor. Yes I find it funny to give people arms when they ask can I get a helping hand. Must want to be a De'Unnero. Also must be able to handle the fact I might have to raid their organization. I don't want a lot of pissing and moaning over it.
Dysolis2006-07-04 04:23:41
Dysolis is looking for a new wife

can be from any orginzation, perfered to be a Dracnari
, and also needs to have a desire for the element of fire. Other than that, I can be pm'd or contacted via in game.
Isluna2006-07-04 07:54:24
Looking for a husband for Isluna.

She is furrikin, and likes the furry types. But the right male will do.
She likes them tall, she is 34 ish so, the mature is a bonus.
She is short, moody but once you get past that she is pretty simple.
Serenwilde or Celest, Magnagora...well maybe...
She is of the order of Charune.
umm what else. Tailor. Likes anything that sparkles. She is shy, and enjoys confusing others.
Oh interest in joining the Talnara family is really a good thing. happy.gif



biggrin.gif Forgot messages here are welcome. Or running into her IG is ok.. But I would suggest messages to me. biggrin.gif
Shiri2006-07-04 09:03:03
QUOTE(Vix @ Jul 30 2005, 02:28 AM) 158472

Vix is lonely since no one wants her as a daughter. sad.gif

Qualifications for Husband:
Race: Um, something that would fit my Serenwilde orientation
Home: See above
Mudsex: No no no no no.
Age: Around my age
Qualities: A good person I guess. No stupid people. biggrin.gif

I'm not too picky. tongue.gif
EDIT: Oh, the husband must be willing to get to know me and be around when I am too.


...offer retracted! biggrin.gif

EDIT: Sheesh, after like 11 months, too.
Vix2006-07-04 15:13:30
QUOTE(Shiri @ Jul 4 2006, 04:03 AM) 304717

...offer retracted! biggrin.gif

EDIT: Sheesh, after like 11 months, too.

Heh, more like took you long enough. tongue.gif
Unknown2006-07-07 23:09:31
Hey Hey, my friend Shric is lookin for a wife, perferably Aslaran/Elfen/Human/Trill. PM me on the forums and I will get back to you! thanks! (he is a lonely igasho) he is 43 I think by the way.
Hazar2006-07-09 04:57:52
QUOTE(Kenjii @ Jul 7 2006, 06:09 PM) 305554

Hey Hey, my friend Shric is lookin for a wife, perferably Aslaran/Elfen/Human/Trill. PM me on the forums and I will get back to you! thanks! (he is a lonely igasho) he is 43 I think by the way.


Oh, so 60% of the population of greater Celenwilde?
Shaeden2006-07-13 11:54:04
QUOTE(marcalo @ Jul 1 2006, 12:00 PM) 304158

Yes I find it funny to give people arms when they ask can I get a helping hand.

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Unknown2006-07-13 18:06:33
what is it with you people and not liking merians?