Say it again, in english

He's a test tube baby.

Well everybody ELSE seems to be doing it, I might as well try

So Shinza's getting on a bit, and she's still single. Had a few relationships on the way but.. none of them seemed to work out. But she's still on the market if anyone is keen!

What do you get with the Shinza package?

1x female ex-humandracnarihumanaslaranviscanti Faeling
1x 75 year-old, level 79 female Cantor, still in reasonably good mint
1x ex-Champion, ex-Administrator of the Paladins
1x reformed one-time traitor of the Light, 1x betrayer of the Taint (as-yet unreformed )
1x previously slightly deranged necromancer (now more or less fixed)
1x aethership empath

If you knew Shinza as a Paladin, she might have been a bit cold and distant. That was because of all the work! She's nicer now. Sort of. But what about tangible benefits, you ask?

1x aethership access (5 rooms, expansions planned, would be sooner if pyrinnes weren't camped out in the aether bubbles!)
1x ..transcendent artisan? She can make you some er.. kegs, for free?

Bit thin on the ground there. Haven't put you off yet? Well since I know there's going to be a long queue, please only apply with the following in mind:

*You should be male (genderbending doesn't count )
*Thou shalt not be Magnagoran or otherwise tainted
*Celestians get first dibs, dependant on how everything else stacks up
*Within 15-20 years age difference
*You will not be a bashing fanatic. Dragging faeling bards up to astral to hunt bulls in groups of 3 is not a good show, guys. You WILL, however, be interested in personal development and ambition. Just not on the "35 hours non-stop bashing... AND COUNTING" scale
*Gotta want kids
*You can be combat-oriented, just don't expect Shinza to be up to your standard (if applicable) of PK-meister accomplishment
*Interest in aetherspace is good too. Actual experience and skill in piloting/gunnery is BONUS!


So if that hasn't ruled out the whole Basin... anybody who is interested can PM me! (through the forums please, don't like IG messages)

*tears up application*

Maybe I should add that I'm with Forren and Daereth on this matter, though I could be a little flexible if it's NOT...once a RL day or something. Try once a fortnight, more like

Hmm... time for Revan to put in an app... since Aranya has sadly disappeared without a trace.

- Champion of the Geomancers.
- Damn good fighter... will protect you, your babies and your pet dog too.
- Rich beyond your dreams (can buy you pretties).
- Aethermanse access (it's still a work in progress, but there's about 10-15 rooms).
- Join one of the most politically powerful families in Magnagora, the Xandul! (Mostly because Daevos is my son-in-law )
- Endless benefits because I'm so frikkin awesome.

What i require of a mate:

- No idiots, please.
- Must be inclined towards heinous and evil acts.
- Must be either Magnagoran or Glom (though I'd think about Celest or Serenwilde, depending if i get to convert you into an evil being!)
- Must be high level (nothing below 75)
- If not high level, must be willing to work towards it.
- Must enjoy killing people/bashing.
- Must be a WOMAN
- Must be willing to have many many children to crush the Kalas and De'Unnero.

There are other requirements, but I cannot think of them at the time.

So yes, come and marry Revan.. it could be one of the best investments in your Lusternian career.

I wish you IG testicular cancer

There are ways to defeat his attempt to destroy the bigger families. I shouldnt have to say it anymore.

My turn. Yes, I'm looking for siblings and a spouse. I want to show that Great Houses are possible, despite the evidence!

Zalandrus is 50 years old, and a Merian Cantor sec, although he might be going Human soon (read: as soon as I can buy 100 credits IG)

Spouse should preferably be around his age, Celestian (Serenwilder possible, Glom somewhat feasible, though not really). Should be able to hunt, although not level-hungry, PvP status not terribly important. Must be willing to join a new family, and work to expand. I'm not online too much every day, though, so hopefully a potential wife is somebody I'd see often

Any takers? ::

Pfft, we've got several baby factories, like Athana, and some in training, like Dylara, Cairam, Balizar

In addition, I do believe Reiha and Illy have two more kiddos on the way (in addition to Serena, Daermon, Sferys, Ophilla). Babymaking WTF

Well, Noola hasn't seen Kyrog in a rather long time. So, her affections could probably be won over rather easily right now. I'd really love to play out a whole 'someone comes along and sweeps her off her feet, only to dump her' sort of thing! Or...ooh.... someone give her a cake with love potion in it! Only you know, in a more creative way than walking up and saying "Eat this" or using that ability that forces someone to eat. Be sneeeeeeeaky!

Obviously neither relationship would last long - the first till you'd decide to dump her, the second till someone figured out she'd been poisoned and cured her, but it'd be a perfect transition away from Kyrog who seems to have vanished.

I refer you to this for stuff about what Noola and I are looking for.

Adding to that, Noola's the Aquamancer GA, holds a City Aide position in the City and is thinking of applying for another, is a member of Lord Lyreth's Order and hopes to prove herself and move to the next circle. Even if someone wants to do the love potion thing, she's not going to jepordize or betray any of that. Her sense of responsibility will always win out over her heart... though playing out the conflict would be fun, so feel free to try to make her!

And if someone REALLY wants to settle down with Noola, then that'd be fun too. So long as you paid attention to the above link.

In training? Psh..almost every time I talk to Ixion he asks for grand kids.

Well... don't disappoint the old fart, get to making those kids!

Yeah, get to it.... I get in trouble if I am not in a manse with Reiha at least 2 times a day. Go go preggers!!

Gonna give this another shot...

Aeralin is looking for someone:
Around her age: (22ish)
Race: Human or Elfen ONLY.
Level: Must be out of Newton at least. (21+)
Orgs: Celest, Seren (provided you're not enemied to Celest), Glom (again, no enemies), and Rogues (can't be Celest enemy). No Mags. Celest has stuff against that and Aeralin doesn't like Mag very much.
MUDsex: If I ever get a manse and the two go that far.
MUST BE A MALE, no genderbending allowed.

Aeralin IS active in a family and would probably have you marrying into her family.

Please message me in game if you're interested.

Daermon's still "looking" for a wife. My only requirements are that they are a woman, fairly intelligent, not from Celest, and not a whore.


I'm likeable, really.

Try getting a woman after saying that, sheesh! Smooth move

If Ildaudid had said that to Reiha he'd probably still be single or engaged to Kearen (and no, I was not her for those that remember).

Edit:
And to promote Reiha's son's awesomeness and eligibility...or however you spell that...

-He is in the ur'guard and is not totally hated from what I hear
-He hates furrikin, elfen, and merian (his mother is a bit lenient on the merian bit, used to be one herself)
-He can be quite witty, which may frustrate you during an argument
-You will be getting four overpowered titan/demi-god in laws! Who can ask for anything more?
-With Reiha and Ildaudid as in laws, you'll...um, hrm, you will have access to the Kismet which is fully decked out (module wise, no module artifacts yet), has a library, a lounge with rocking chairs/edurance gem, and some dust collectors or whatever they're called, and a room for the Kalas kids
-He likes to hunt, but he's not obessed with it
-He's active
-He's male

Of course, you must be willing to take on the Kalas name, dammit.

CONTACT HIM NOW AND START MAKING BABIES!

I hope you know I may never get feeling back in part of my lip from my non-herpes related cyst.

That's right, guys, she's herpes-free!