Looking for a Husband/Wife

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Shryke2007-01-28 20:00:22
BABY jesus fool! sad.gif
Unknown2007-02-19 05:32:17
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Names that use french, lame.

Names that compound two words together = keeled if it were a first name. Compound names make Buddy Jesus cry.


Hey! angry.gif


Oh yah, and ladies, I'm only getting older here... (and richer I might add)
Ryannic2007-02-21 02:03:06
......i am a banana!........
Reiha2007-02-21 02:55:55
QUOTE(Ryannic @ Feb 20 2007, 06:03 PM) 384945
......i am a banana!........

...?
Unknown2007-02-23 07:37:46
Airees needs a wife.
Unknown2007-03-02 22:56:40
2 years and 35 pages later... and Folkien still hasn't found someone? What the heck is wrong with you women!
Unknown2007-03-03 18:04:54
...no one loves me. It's a personal problem.
Aison2007-03-03 19:26:49
I suspect it's because your name is so closely related to "Tolkien."
Unknown2007-03-05 06:31:59
since this looks like a neat topic, hey, why not, i'll post.

Looking for someone for Rannoch:
Races: Well, I am a faeling, so ya know, nothing all gigantic and stuff, faeling would be best, or ferling.
Orginizations: No Serenwilde, otherwise not enemied to Glomdoring
Age: Somewhere around 18
MUDsex: No, I feel it's pretty boring and stupid, therefore not worth it
Send a tell or Message if interested.
Arix2007-03-05 06:33:40
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......i am a banana!........

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!

Here is the cartoon, for those who are confused
Hazar2007-03-05 20:33:43
Veyda needs YOU!

IF YOU ARE:
An active gloom.
Female.
Of an age to have children.
Charming.
Intelligent.
Disturbed.

AND YOU WOULDN'T MIND A HUSBAND WITH:
A disturbed, feverish intellect.
Occasional money problems.
A convoluted family tree.
Attempts at wit.
Endless ambition.
Minor masochistic tendencies in keeping with a member of the Ebonguard.
Graying hair.

PLEASE CONSIDER MESSAGING HAZAR/VEYDA ABOUT PURSUING A RELATIONSHIP.

GLOMDORING NEEDS FAMILIES WITH CHILDREN! VEYDA NEEDS YOU!
Daganev2007-03-05 20:36:34
compound names are awesome, but only for certain races.

Good ironic compound names are even better. Moonbane does suck though tongue.gif
Unknown2007-03-05 20:41:15
QUOTE(daganev @ Mar 5 2007, 02:36 PM) 388331
compound names are awesome, but only for certain races.

Good ironic compound names are even better. Moonbane does suck though tongue.gif


You're not going to like my release of House Stagstomper very much.
Diamondais2007-03-05 20:58:17
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Mar 5 2007, 03:41 PM) 388332
You're not going to like my release of House Stagstomper very much.

If you did.. I'd have to find you outside of Glomdoring and Stagstomp you. Just for the fun and irony of it.
Daganev2007-03-05 20:58:51
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Mar 5 2007, 12:41 PM) 388332
You're not going to like my release of House Stagstomper very much.



No, no I am not.


though I do like the names Nightnitters, Crowcaw, Stagsteed, and Moonmavens. tongue.gif


THE PROCEDING WAS A JOKE!

Unknown2007-03-05 21:02:48
QUOTE(daganev @ Mar 5 2007, 02:58 PM) 388339
No, no I am not.


though I do like the names Nightnitters, Crowcaw, Stagsteed, and Moonmavens. tongue.gif


THE PROCEDING WAS A JOKE!


@dia: I do love a good, ironic thrashing.

@dag: Xinemus Crowkisser! Crowcramp?
Hazar2007-03-05 21:04:08
YOU'RE DILUTING MY MESSAGE!!

(See ad above.)
Daganev2007-03-05 22:25:45
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Mar 5 2007, 01:02 PM) 388340
@dia: I do love a good, ironic thrashing.

@dag: Xinemus Crowkisser! Crowcramp?


Both are titles, not family names!

maybe if you were from the family Veyda was from you could be Xinemus Lonelycrow since he can't get a wife, and neither could his dad/uncles
Amarysse2007-03-06 01:04:22
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Mar 5 2007, 03:02 PM) 388340
@dia: I do love a good, ironic thrashing.

@dag: Xinemus Crowkisser! Crowcramp?


I'm telling you, "Minimus" is the way to go. Or "Schminemus." They both have a certain... ring. wink.gif

Oh, and the fact that people are here begging for husbands and wives makes me snicker a bit whenever I read the title of this section. "Last Chance" indeed!
Unknown2007-03-06 01:46:05
QUOTE(Amarysse @ Mar 5 2007, 07:04 PM) 388407
I'm telling you, "Minimus" is the way to go. Or "Schminemus." They both have a certain... ring. wink.gif

Oh, and the fact that people are here begging for husbands and wives makes me snicker a bit whenever I read the title of this section. "Last Chance" indeed!


Xinemus Maximus.