Looking for a Husband/Wife

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Amarysse2007-03-06 01:50:14
QUOTE(Demetrios @ Mar 5 2007, 07:46 PM) 388422
Xinemus Maximus.


Only if he wears a leather skirt.

Mmmm.
Hazar2007-03-06 05:10:09
QUOTE(Amarysse @ Mar 5 2007, 07:04 PM) 388407
Oh, and the fact that people are here begging for husbands and wives makes me snicker a bit whenever I read the title of this section. "Last Chance" indeed!


You have no idea.
Reiha2007-03-06 06:19:12
Best place to get hitched/find people is Deepnight.
Arkzrael2007-03-06 11:08:58
QUOTE(Hazar @ Mar 5 2007, 02:33 PM) 388329
Veyda needs YOU!

IF YOU ARE:
An active gloom.
Female.
Of an age to have children.
Charming.
Intelligent.
Disturbed.

AND YOU WOULDN'T MIND A HUSBAND WITH:
A disturbed, feverish intellect.
Occasional money problems.
A convoluted family tree.
Attempts at wit.
Endless ambition.
Minor masochistic tendencies in keeping with a member of the Ebonguard.
Graying hair.

PLEASE CONSIDER MESSAGING HAZAR/VEYDA ABOUT PURSUING A RELATIONSHIP.

GLOMDORING NEEDS FAMILIES WITH CHILDREN! VEYDA NEEDS YOU!



I was considering messaging until I got to the graying hair and horrible Uncle Sam-esque part. Sorry, hun, guess you're outta luck.
Shayle2007-03-06 13:12:59
QUOTE(Hazar @ Mar 6 2007, 12:10 AM) 388466
You have no idea.


Maybe if Veyda tried to find a woman IC...of course that would mean he'd have to actually, you know, be AROUND. You failed to mention your whole "disappearing man" act. That MIGHT be the trouble! : P


Valarien2007-03-06 13:37:07
QUOTE(Shayle @ Mar 6 2007, 07:12 AM) 388517
Maybe if Veyda tried to find a woman IC...of course that would mean he'd have to actually, you know, be AROUND. You failed to mention your whole "disappearing man" act. That MIGHT be the trouble! : P



QFT. I somebody to harass for Artisan-esque items when Arel isn't around. Not to mention I've been lacking my personal advisor.




And Moonbane doesn't suck! -sob- Aranya and I made it up, it was neat once....


-cry-
Hazar2007-03-06 22:26:14
Yeah, blame...someone else.

It's not my fault.

Really.

Anyhow, I'm back. Ignore the naysayers! Veyda needs YOU!

(See...above. A page or two back.)
Ashteru2007-03-12 23:22:57


* = Willing female. Ash is pretty much...uuh...unique. Either you like him or you don't. I don't really feel like grabbing a wife IC right now, and my choices are rather limited therein, due to a shortage of time for a while. Anyway. As long as wife-y - to - be ain't too bad or something it's cool with Ash. He's a lazy ass. Not much else to explain. Well. There we go. biggrin.gif
Kharaen2007-03-12 23:55:45
Haha, still looking Ashteru?
Ashteru2007-03-13 00:04:01
Psh, looking again. tongue.gif
Isluna2007-03-14 04:23:59
Eh...Yeah, Isluna might be looking again. Might be.

You get a son, daughters. In-laws. A often mindless/busy wife. Who tends to be a bit sarcasric, and can at times talk, a lot. Or just wants to get sharp pointy things to stab persons with.

There is no proof, she has ever been sane at this point in time.

Message me here. And maybe it will be a we will see sort of thing....
Unknown2007-03-14 16:34:56
Airees has been happily captured.
Arkzrael2007-03-16 20:04:56
-cough-

Looking for:
Male
Member of Glomdoring
Active
Preferably between the hours of 11pm and 6am CST, though active other times is fine.
Age 30+
Laid back
Intelligent
Charming

Must be able to deal with:
Female workaholic trademaster/secretary/librarian/shopkeeper -without complaint-
Disturbing sense of humor
Abrupt needs to drop everything and defend/teach

Messages here or in game welcome.

-cough-
Xenthos2007-03-17 14:45:11
Just as a note, Arkzrael is wonderful. spoton.gif

(That means, if you are a member of the Glomdoring who fits the qualifications, go spend time with her!)
Sipelus2007-03-17 17:41:49
QUOTE(isluna @ Mar 14 2007, 06:23 AM) 390710
Eh...Yeah, Isluna might be looking again. Might be.

You get a son, daughters. In-laws. A often mindless/busy wife. Who tends to be a bit sarcasric, and can at times talk, a lot. Or just wants to get sharp pointy things to stab with persons with.

There is no proof, she has ever been sane at this point in time.

Message me here. And maybe it will be a we will see sort of thing....


Apply now! Isluna = cloud9.gif
Hazar2007-03-17 20:38:44
QUOTE(Xenthos @ Mar 17 2007, 09:45 AM) 391399
Just as a note, Arkzrael is wonderful. spoton.gif

(That means, if you are a member of the Glomdoring who fits the qualifications, go spend time with her!)


Don't you realize what you've done?!?

YOU'VE COMPLETED THE INCANTATION TO SUMMON ASHTERU TO HER SIDE.
Ashteru2007-03-17 20:42:58
QUOTE(Hazar @ Mar 17 2007, 09:38 PM) 391451
Don't you realize what you've done?!?

YOU'VE COMPLETED THE INCANTATION TO SUMMON ASHTERU TO HER SIDE.

You shall suffer from all the parental affaction I can muster.
Arkzrael2007-03-17 21:43:12
Ad canceled. happy.gif
Ashteru2007-03-17 22:09:49
Completely unrelated:
Mine as well.
Amarysse2007-03-17 22:17:27
I'm probably going to have to post here eventually...







But not yet!