Looking for a Husband/Wife

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Raiha2005-08-05 19:47:10
Lighten.gif Sweet, somebody marry me. Somebody not from Magnagora or Glomdoring else the entire Seren will pitch a spaz.
Richter2005-08-05 19:49:26
Mmm, okay.
Ashteru2005-08-05 20:02:29
Oookay. Looking for a wife for Ash.

Hmm...

Race: Well, it could be everything except Viscanti.
Commune/City: All is okay 'xcept Magnagora. I prefer communes, though.
Guild: no preferences, tough I'd prefer communeguilds
Age: I don't care how old or young.
Interests: Well, I don't know. She must like to hear romantic things, she shouldn't mind about Ash being on Ethereal to defend it. It actually would be nice if she would fight too.chin.gif And she should be really nice and all, Ash really needs someone to calm him down.
Mudsex: No.
Unknown2005-08-05 20:06:48
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Aug 5 2005, 03:02 PM)
Oookay. Looking for a wife for Ash.

Hmm...

Race: Well, it could be everything except Viscanti.
Commune/City:  All is okay 'xcept Magnagora. I prefer communes, though.
Guild: no preferences, tough I'd prefer communeguilds
Age: I don't care how old or young.
Interests: Well, I don't know. She must like to hear romantic things, she shouldn't mind about Ash being on Ethereal to defend it. It actually would be nice if she would fight too.chin.gif And she should be really nice and all, Ash really needs someone to calm him down.
Mudsex: No.
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Amusing - "Hey, honey. Stop raiding." "No! We need Fae!" "Grr!" "YOUR PENIS IS SMALL!" "YOUR MOTHER'S BROCCOLI TASTES LIKE CRAP!" "YOU'RE A HORRIBLE LOVER!"
Ashteru2005-08-05 20:09:57
Oh yeah, I forgot that Gloms raid us these days... doh.gif






















AND IT'S NOT SMALL, DAMN YOU!!!
Unknown2005-08-05 20:22:52
QUOTE(Ashteru @ Aug 5 2005, 03:09 PM)
Oh yeah, I forgot that Gloms raid us these days... doh.gif
AND IT'S NOT SMALL, DAMN YOU!!!
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Then I should eat more carrots - or you need to take off those coke-bottle glasses. tongue.gif
Tenebrae2005-08-05 20:29:06
I may know someone that uses extra small condoms if you need it.
Richter2005-08-05 20:30:21
Enough.
Unknown2005-08-05 20:31:32
QUOTE(Richter @ Aug 5 2005, 03:30 PM)
Enough.
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Fine, fine.
Diamante2005-08-06 10:27:43
Looking for a wife

Race: Miakoda-ish
Commune: Serenwilde
Interests: Giving leaves to whoever says hello, teaching everyone everything, frowning when you smiled or pointed at, giving gold to pixie gatherers is a must
Age: Since closed beta
Mudsex: Pre coded responses to various emotes



Miakoda, you will be mine! Muahahhahahahaha
Singollo2005-08-06 16:33:38
QUOTE(Raiha @ Aug 5 2005, 03:47 PM)
Lighten.gif Sweet, somebody marry me. Somebody not from Magnagora or Glomdoring else the entire Seren will pitch a spaz.
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I'll marry you if you make those 500 health refills I keep asking for! laugh.gif
Unknown2005-08-06 16:44:05
QUOTE(Singollo @ Aug 7 2005, 02:33 AM)
I'll marry you if you make those 500 health refills I keep asking for!  laugh.gif
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I did an order for that many the other day. Sooo boring.
Unknown2005-08-06 20:44:19
seek a wife or husband

Race: anything as long as your not a fish
City/commune: glom or mag
Age: dose not matter
Mudsex: eh depends i like dominating people

pm me if intrested
Soll2005-08-06 20:55:11
sad.gif I'm a toad. That count? biggrin.gif
Unknown2005-08-06 21:04:15
would if you were not from celest.
Soll2005-08-06 22:32:06
unsure.gif So totally not. But not Glom or Mag either. Meh
Unknown2005-08-07 03:13:11
might be able to make exceptions if your the right kind of guy.
Raiha2005-08-07 03:54:21
QUOTE(Singollo @ Aug 6 2005, 11:33 AM)
I'll marry you if you make those 500 health refills I keep asking for!  laugh.gif
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What?! You're on! Just a warning, you wouldn't be getting a discount of any sort.

The most I've ever done at one time was.. 100. And it nearly drove me insane. I kept forgetting how many I'd finished.
Tenebrae2005-08-07 10:36:54
okay.. any commune or city is fine with me...
Syrienne2005-08-08 11:12:00
Terenas tried to force me to marry him! I have witnesses.