Seeking beautiful women, possibly for marriage or dating or something like that. You must be intelligent (well actually no), good at something (something, something), and be absolutely splendid, with no tricky sugar substitutes!


Mudsexers, mugwumps, taint fiends, rockeaters, and those aged over 50 and under 20 need not apply. This is not an equal opportunity employer, nor does it follow any rules or regulations.

You had a mother, you were just too picky.

Ok, now I read the rest of the thread...


Looking for a husband! *grin*

Race: Whatever.

Age: Over 30 at -least-. Bau's almost 50. *sniffle*

City/commune: Whatever, as long as you're not enemied to mine. I don't have a reputation to uphold anymore. (well, not so much) Although I can just see Serenwilde letting one of theirs marry me *smirk*

Uhh, I forget the rest of the things people were saying, really.

However. I don't want to be ditched anymore *sneefle* so someone who actually has some idea what the word commitment means.

And they have to like kids (come on, look at my other-realmy characters families). Although all mine seem to be inactive lately.

And please gods, no clinging. *shifty* I'll just idle in front of you and play other realms if you are.


Chances of this being answered... *snicker* buckley's!

In that case, I'll pay for a wife. Or husband. But the husband has to be divine. Kidnap Hajamin, or Lacostian, or something for me. Yeh.

Oh yes, no mudsex. *runs off in fits of laughter* it's just so amusing and repetitive, I can't stay at the computer!

Yeah, my ad didn't say no fur, but uh, no fur.

In all our years of marriage, Charis and I have only ever found one daughter, though we're talking to another and she will become our daughter hopefully soon. The first daughter seems to have gone dormant *sigh* - So finding someone to marry may be only the start of the problem...

What the heck. Me and Tharruk are looking for wives, each of us. Since I am Magnagoran, and he is Glomdorinian, it would probably be best if they were also one of the two places. I, at least, am looking less for a 'horay Im in love with my wife, hoopla hoopla' type and more of a 'marriage of convenience and expansion of my family' type. So lovey-doveyness will be at an extreme minimum. No mudsex, I personally would prefer someone on the larger-race side, but hey, I suppose a Taurian and a faeling could get along. Somehow. Must not mind taking on the Treeripper name, since thats my big goal really with a wife, to get the family bigger than....me and Tharruk. So, give one of us a message ifin you want to perhaps get the ball rolling. Oh yea, I am Torgith. Don't know if everyone knows that or not, since I barely post.

Oddly my ad has not recieved a lot of responses. I am pleased to announce that I am now considering moderately attractive women as well.

I wonder why. Picky, much?

Since i have received no replies, I'll try again:

Sex: Female, duh
Race: Preferrably Viscanti. No elfen or merian.
Org: Mag/Glom is preferrable, but i might make an exception for Celestians.
Mudsex: uh-uh, not happening
Must be willing to join the i'Colihn family.

You all suck.

glad you think so!!

If by suck you mean dashingly clever and handsome, then yes I suck very much.

Toodles, sourpuss.

Only if I am asked nicely. And then only if I like you.

Looking for some hot and furry loving.

Your dashing good looks astound even me, Amaru. If only I had a bowl cut I could smile like you.

I'm sure curious about the recurring theme about Merian hate that seems to go on in all these personal ads. Bad past relationships? Upset with the local fishermen? Honestly, though, I'm just curious what inspires all this.

Merians spread water-bourne disease.