It would be awesome if it would read on the honours line as engaged to Thorn Beast ap Glomdoring.

That would be rather neat to see.

Urazial needs a wife. No OOC baggage or IC mindgames. Of course, Glomdorian or Magnagoran only. Best of all, you get to join the Inseiras- Druken, Bhiele and Eliron, all made of the stuff of awesomeness.

Iytha is now offically off the market.

I guess I'll throw my hat in the ring too.

Llandros, looking for a husband in Glomdoring or Magnagora. I'm pretty even keeled and not into drama. If you are interested or currious let me know and let's talk.

Congrats, Sis








P.S. Lazurus - still seeking wife

One Mate, please foorr...

Mirin

She's 72 and young, those 'nari age really well, still smooth scaled and grinning.
Wiccan, despite living in Celest, might move for a mate, might not.
Gender is -not- a deciding factor.
Preferring people around her own age.
And they have to be alright with random kids, since they'll be pretty much anyone I take a shine too.
She's not political, but a bit racist toward Igasho/Tae'dae.

So, here's hoping!
Oh, and as a PS, they have to not mind broad absences due to distractions. Not over days, but random hourly blocks.

Send PMs, due to IC absence as Mirin.

Amaranta is young at twenty-six years of age and somewhat experienced, but has trained and disciplined herself mentally and physically for many years for her entry into the Paladins. She aspires to be a fierce warrior, and is a true follower, seeing the Light as the only true way. As such, she is only seeking Light-aligned Serens or Celestians. Glomdoring mutants and Tainted heretics are out of the question for her.

She is relatively low-maintenance and independent, as her fanatical servitude to the Light allows her to provide herself with gold and equipment from crushing the skulls of godless Tainted beasts beneath her feet. She has a set of masterworked weapons, fieldplate, and a helm, and should become a very well-versed combatant in the future.

26 years of age
Female
Combatant
Low-maintenance
Religious zealot

seeks one of the following races:

Human, Dracnari, Loboshigaru, Trill, Lucidian, Merian

from one of the following organizations:

Serenwilde, New Celest, Non-Tainted Rogues

with any of the following qualities:

Male
At her age, or older
Intelligent and experienced
Devoted to the Light, or at least follows the Light
Willing to start a family with several biological children

with the exception of:

Superior officers within the Paladin Guild (at least until knighting, unsure), Pages, Squires
Immature and otherwise "snuggly" people, or those who doubt the Light or it's ways

Messages and PMs are acceptable.

I have to say, if I were even eligible, I would be terrified by this ad.

What can I say, I don't mess around.

Are you kidding me? I'm almost tempted to make an alt just for it. Damn time commitments.

Same. I don't see why all those light-driven zealots dislike Iwiertas. He's such a nice, reasonable guy, who only outwardly appears prejudiced to serve the Wyrd. Just because he's carved his skin to pieces and tattooed it all doesn't mean that he's a -mutant-...

what's really sad, is as I read this thread, I laugh and come up with ways to run these personals in my local newspaper. Then I'm tempted to do it to see what kind of calls I get with lines like "Must not be Tainted."

I'm going to refine my search parameters a little:

I need someone who is, preferrably,

A devout follower of the Light
Male
Not 'snuggly' or 'happy-go-lucky' in nature
A decent combatant, or, failing that, tradesman/statesman
Older than Amaranta
Able to handle a heavily romantic relationship in a mature manner

Forum messages or in-game messages are accepted, or, if you want, my MSN email is in my profile.

Im looking for these fetures im my future soul-mate:

-Good character, able to argue about almost everthing for no aparent reasons.
-Stubborn, able to get pissed off at me for arguing about stupid things like cheese and why its not so fluffy or squishy as normal.
-Male or Female, I really don't have much of a prefrence, as long as they can hold up against me and my more offensive personality.
-Sarcastic...Very Sarcastic.
-Not good looking, I want you to be as burnt up and crippled as me, no way can you go looking beautiful(handsom), when im like a lump of furnished coal.
-Please be Noble enough to stand up to me or for me.

+Bounce Pirks+
-Should have a Tree for one arm....
-Have a motto like "I think your Passiontly Wrong!"
-Tanited so I can try to convert you!
-Crippled.
-Can eat like...Eight elephants (fat fat FAT!)

Get working on it!

Elyse-

Let the fruitless search commence.

Mihewi…
-Is a 30 year old Mugwumpi Shadowdancer.
-Is usually aloof or sarcastic, sometimes in a serious way, sometimes in an unintentionally adorable way.
-Is nonetheless probably happier than most people in Glomdoring. And yes, you can be happy without ever giggling up a storm or cuddling rocks. I should probably say “is less depressed” than most people in the Glomdoring seem.
-Hates cows with a fiery passion and desires to smite them all from existence. A cowless Basin is a better Basin.
-Is… a cook. Yum.
-Likes teddy bears. Probably the only cutesy thing she takes a particular liking to.
-Doesn't care if you think she's fat and will probably turn you into a toad if you bring it up too often.

Potential mates must…
-Be female or male… preferably the former.
-Know that I, the player, will NEVER find you, the player, even remotely appealing, so don’t even think about crossing that line.
-Be a member of either Glomdoring or Magnagora… again, preferably the former.
-Be dedicated to their goals and be at least sort of established within their respective guild/city/commune.
-Be, at the very least, a decent role player.
-Not be overly clingy or stalkerish. Been there, done that, made me want to off myself.
-Accept the fact that my character is no supermodel and never will be, so get over it.

Oh, and I guess it would have to (only preferably) be someone who doesn’t hate Somaria’s guts, since she’d be your future mother-in-law.

I guess I'll stick in her description just to weed out the ones who want a hot babe: She is a glistening mugwump and stands in an awkward, crooked position, her left leg being noticeably shorter than her right. Her dark gray, somewhat chubby body shimmers and gleams with a slimy sheen. Further betraying her amphibious heritage are her nearly nonexistent nose and the translucent webbing between her fingers. Although the veil she always wears draped over the top of her head does a decent job of covering up her baldness at first, it is still rather obvious to see that she hasn't a single hair to speak of when the flimsy garment is struck by sunlight or angled incorrectly. Her tiny, slanted indigo eyes are set very widely apart from each other, positioned closer to her ears than her nose. They are both heavily ringed and shadowed with a glittery pale pink paint. A small, thin-lipped mouth sits up high on her face underneath the two slits functioning as her nose.

We were ment to be together!

See not so fruitless, a taker!

And yeah, Isluna is still on the market. Rather a more established person wanted. Just have to meet her to learn her oddness. But she isn't 100% active, so please be willing to that.