Looking for a Husband/Wife

by Unknown

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Rika2009-01-17 19:29:49
I see the problem with these ads, and why the success rate is so low. Pretty much everyone includes the "Must take name" line. So, unless you want to marry people already with the name, you won't have much luck...
Abethor2009-01-17 19:34:37
QUOTE (rika @ Jan 17 2009, 01:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I see the problem with these ads, and why the success rate is so low. Pretty much everyone includes the "Must take <insertTalnarawannabefamily> name" line. So, unless you want to marry people already with the name, you won't have much luck...

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Unknown2009-01-17 23:22:12
Okay, I'm revising my ad to this.

Reqs:
- Seren or Celestian
- good description (preferably Elfen, but eh)
- can lead a reasonably humor-flavoured conversation
- isn't stupid
- isn't too snuggly and won't call me 'love' or 'dear' whereeever we go

Hadrian:
- is a very easy-going 24-year-old Spiritsinger
- will smite you with sarcasm and throw you away like a piece of garbage if you get on his bad side by being stupid (DO NOT DO THIS)
- generally likes and is friendly to everyone who isn't on his bad side

That is all.
Abethor2009-01-20 04:35:58
Alright, so I got ditched. No explanation.

But good news for all of you single ladies - Alysi is back on the market! Seeking a female wife for Alysi! If you are caller #12, you win this amazing prize!

We have several operators on the line, awaiting your calls.
Rika2009-01-20 04:49:00
The person who ditched Alysi is already on Rika's list of people to grief. Do you want to be on it too?
Abethor2009-01-20 05:03:10
QUOTE (rika @ Jan 19 2009, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The person who ditched Alysi is already on Rika's list of people to grief. Do you want to be on it too?

If you are having trouble answering that question, the answer is no. You do not.
So marry Alysi instead.
EDIT: This is NOT the good kind of grief like Charlie Brown. This is the bad kind.
Prisch2009-01-27 05:33:47
Prisch is looking for a husband:

1. Must be powerful or aspire to be as such and eventually do so.
2. Org preferably Serenwilde or Celest(See #1).
3. Must want children.

Perks include:
Being a Talnara, having a hot wife.
Your children will be Talnara, your children will be hot.
Unknown2009-01-27 17:46:26
I am feeling so discouraged.
When you're young, you get hit on by all sorts of novices and such, but as you stick around for a bit, it's like, nobody is interested anymore T-T

Nys is, well, not really looking for a partner, but is open to relationships. She will not be marrying anybody untill she is officially recognized in her family, but long relationships before marriage tend to work out better anyways tongue.gif

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Attendant Nys Inseira, of the Black Nest (Female Shadowcaster Faeling).
She is 24 years old, having been born on the 11th of Estar, 203 years after the Coming of Estarra.
She is ranked 399th in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Dark Woodswoman in the Great Forest of Glomdoring.
She is a Cry in the Woods in the Blacktalon.
She holds the position of an an Attendant of the Black Nest in the Blacktalon.
She is a Professor in the Shadowmaze.
She is a member of the Raventhread Tailoring Cartel.
She is a Riverwalker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is a graduate of the Shadowmaze (honours).
She is a member of the clan called 'Children of Crow.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Inseira Gentry.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Council of the Black Nest.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Shadow Envoy.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Menagerie Tailoring.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Jigganatic Weaving.'
She is a member of the clan called 'The Nightshades.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Onyx Feline Tailoring Cartel.'
She is a member of the clan called 'Children of the Thirst.'
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her motto: 'Ej n'li'wa n'acht kju.'
She is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
She is not currently active in any family.
She has earned the title of Savior to the Gnomes.


If you are interested in Nys, she is very picky. She will most likely reject your advances if you are not from Glomdoring, as she is incredibly devout. Also, you must have plans to advance in some way shape or form, as she sees laziness as stagnation and that just won't do. You cannot be stupid.
She is open to both men and women, though if you have wings you are more likely to score points, as she sees faelings as superior, and shadow faelings even more so.

Pros to Nys:
Very, incredibly devout of the spirits and Patrons of Glomdoring.
She is a transcendent tailor, member of 6 cartels and trademistress of a private cartel.
She is intelligent, well spoken, and is very interested in seeing novices do well.
She's not poor. - This means she can take care of herself, and any children that might happen in the future.

Cons to Nys:
Very, incredibly devout of the spirits and Patrons of Glomdoring. She will get mean if you aren't also.
She cannot fight. She is decently good at running away, however.
She has a bit of a mean streak, and isn't the most tactful at all times.
She is short tempered, and cannot deal with ignorance or stupidity of any kind.
She doesn't leave Glomdoring much.


I the player am East Coast, and am currently enrolled in college. You are most likely to catch me around 12:30pm EST to about 6:40pm EST on weekdays, though occasionally I am on later. Do not contact me OOC. And this isn't an IC personal ad, so don't expect her to be all warm and fuzzy right away. I am RP centric, and so should you, so a random meeting is preferable, and it will go from there.
Iola2009-01-27 18:34:48
Tacita will marry you.

Then you get to be in the family AND get married...

>.>
Unknown2009-01-27 20:35:45
QUOTE (Nys @ Jan 27 2009, 05:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am feeling so discouraged.
When you're young, you get hit on by all sorts of novices and such, but as you stick around for a bit, it's like, nobody is interested anymore T-T


This is what we call a "good thing". Those characters who hit on Nys when you were a novice, but when it turns out you're actually gonna be around, they stop?

Think about it. tongue.gif
Unknown2009-01-27 21:00:45
/sigh I suppose. I know what you're getting at.
Still, in order to start a family you need to be married. And before getting married comes flirtations. And when those aren't happening, it's frustrating
Abethor2009-01-27 22:50:18
I know how you feel. I've been looking for a decent wife for.....ever.
Prisch2009-01-29 05:00:27
QUOTE (Abethor @ Jan 27 2009, 05:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know how you feel. I've been looking for a decent wife for.....ever.


Are you familiar with the term, gay for pay.
Abethor2009-01-29 05:46:43
QUOTE (Prisch @ Jan 28 2009, 11:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you familiar with the term, gay for pay.

Yeah....not going down that road. Thanks though content.gif
Rika2009-01-29 06:01:47
It's funny, because people used to complain about there being no legitimate males for females to marry into the Talnara. And now, we have a free male and no one wants him...

Edit: Word usage in a hurry sucks. sad.gif
Iwiertas2009-01-29 06:15:48
Someone go marry Nys. The whole Glomdoring thing is easily overlooked!

No one will murder you for insulting a spirit, truly. smile.gif
Prisch2009-01-29 10:58:04
Also, a female. Right here. Come on, I am almost Glom and ready to breed.
Unknown2009-01-29 19:57:43
QUOTE (Iwiertas @ Jan 29 2009, 01:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Someone go marry Nys. The whole Glomdoring thing is easily overlooked!

No one will murder you for insulting a spirit, truly. smile.gif


If I the player had a client and a system and my own computer, Nys would. As it is, though, her violent tendencies have been curtailed due to my RL poorness.
Abethor2009-01-29 22:55:54
I can marry a Glom. Maybe...
Knorrith2009-01-29 23:21:17
Someone please marry Alysi before he has to go through "Lowered Standards".
He's actually a pretty good guy. Even the recluse Knorrith thinks he's alright. content.gif

** Oh, and sorry ladies, Knorrith isn't looking at this time. Best of luck next time. **