Meant to write it that way.

Cranky old Penelope looking for a dissatisfying, emotionally unfulfilling, dysfunctional relationship with a man. You know...the usual for her.

Must want to marry into her family, put up with her mood swings, handle her songs in your head, and provide her with enough laughs that she will log on more than once a week.

/forumrp

We should totally be able to marry multiple people. That'd be awesome.

What makes you think that men could handle more than one woman?

Really? Why is being polite mutually exclusive to being Magnagoran? Even assuming your Magnagoran is evil (cause they don't actually have to be), there's nothing wrong with being evil with manners. In fact, that's always more interesting, IMO, than thuggish evil.

/derail

more than you think!

Fine, I want to see Dysolis cry, give him two wives.

Or....give one of them to me!!!!

Can I get an order of "wife" for Alysi?

Psh, only two? -duck-

I will watch you cry, and I will laugh, oh gods how I'll laugh!

Somaria's daughter needs a new wifey/hubby.

No snugglies, probably no mudsex. She finds the idea 'icky'.

You'll be marrying into the y'Kaliath - deal with it and learn to love it.

It's Mihewi. She's large and in charge.. of her kitchen.

She's a froggy mugwump. It's cute.

She has puffy cheeks. Double cute.

Go forth, impregnate her and give me grand kids!

Meh. I may as well make my own instead of just correcting that one.

1. Iwiertas is apparently MIA forever. So I need someone else I can create/adopt siblings for Kiriwe with. Preferably a wife.

2. No snugglies/morons. Must be able to roleplay and do it at least relatively well.

3. I will not be sexing you.

4. You will be marrying into the y'Kaliath family. Deal with it. This also means you will be held to a moderately high standard as far as roleplaying goes.

5. While I would prefer a mugwump, I'm fairly open as far as race goes.

6. Should probably be Glom. Might make an exception for a Seren of high enough intelligence who wouldn't mind the friction.

A few things about Mihewi!

-She is not exactly insanely fond of her mother, so you might be able to get away with disliking her.
-Has one daughter with her previous husband, an annoying little Fain worshipper who enjoys cookies and making things bleed.
-Has her own home and bakery shop where she, her spouse, and her children live. She is also a transcendant cook with her own spatula, oven, cartel, and dining room.
-Holds decently high ranks/positions in the Blacktalon and Glomdoring.
-Is pudgy and slimy.

That's all well and good, but this is what actually matters


Kiriwe needs a stepmother so she can have little brothers and sisters to get griefed by. (yes, you read that right)

Requirements:
Glomdoring (or Magnagoran, if you're Mugwump)
Preferably Mugwump. Humans are ok, Viscanti too. No faelings or furries. That means Aslaran, Loboshigaru, Furrikin. Sorry. We're slimy. Slime + fur = really ugly kids.
Willing to take on the y'Kaliath name. VERY IMPORTANT - we're so close to getting Lesser House status! We want a family aether!
RP IS A MUST


Pros to marrying Mihewi:
She is a Trans Cook! She makes all sorts of yummy sweets, so your character will never be hungry.
Two cartels! Cooking and Artisan, so you can have any designs (of those types) you would like put through! (as long as they aren't terribad : P )
Manse! With lots of lovely rooms!
Kiriwe is an artisan! Lots of lovely furniture, instruments, pipes, what have you. All at no charge to family members.
Active family! She has parents and siblings, and a perfect, lovely, obnoxious, bratty, pink-loving, fat mugwump daughter who will make you claw your eyes out with her adorability.

Some possible cons (depending on your point of view)
y'Kaliath name: has a little bit of negativity associated to it. But it's fun to RP to gain honor back!
Somaria is a psycho and will either love you if you love her, or hate you if you don't.
Mihewi is grumpy and quiet. You will have to make her talk to you.
Kiriwe is a sparkly, special mugwump Cacophone. She will bother you. Constantly. You will never get away. Ever.
The ooc clan is pretty chatty, but you can turn it off.

I suppose I'll place another ad, as things have changed drastically since my last ad.

Looking for a wife for Tynghall.

About Tynghall:
He is a devout loyalist of Glomdoring, and a fiercely devout follower of the teachings of Crow. Currently, he is a member of Elostian's Order, but is considering joining Nocht's. He tends to normally be quiet, and is sometimes overly-harsh. He is a former Fainite and Baalphegar follower so he tends to be a bit manipulative. He is sometimes arrogant, although he is working on snuffing it out, or hiding it from public view. He is an aspiring combatant and soon-to-be guild protector. He is a Secretary in the Blacktalon, and is an aide to Power, Culture, and the Ambassador in Glomdoring. He is also a Transcendent Tailor and a member of several cartels.

Requirements:
Be a member of Glomdoring.
Be human, faeling, lucidian, elfen, trill, or viscanti. No exceptions.
Must be willing to start a new family name. The name currently in my head is "Grimwood," but the actual family name is negotiable.
Strong sense of RP.
No snuggly-types.

Notes:
No MUDsex. Period.
I am not looking for a RL relationship.

Contact me in-game IC or OOC via a tell to set things up.

Nyir needs a spouse. For people unfamiliar with the character, she is rather eccentric, so putting up with that, playing along, or being willing to try to teach her how people should actually behave would be a must.

Other things:

• Must be a member of Glomdoring
• Any race and gender will do so long as the character is utterly devoted to the Glomdoring, or tricks Nyir into believing they are.
• Be willing to marry into d'Murani. I'd like to see some rivalry between the Glomdoring and Magnagoran sides of the family again.
• I'd prefer someone who's old enough to adopt at least most novice-aged people. Nyir's currently 49.
• While Nyir loves combat, bloodshed, killing, and dying, her spouse can be more artsy-fartsy if they want. Just no emo characters. They frustrate me IRL, and while it's a form of RP, I'm not one to judge since Nyir is wacko, et cetera, it's just one form of RP that I can't play well with.
• Conflicts of interest, rivalry between spouses, et cetera would be fun to play with. Butting heads on whether Crow or Night is prettier and stronger and better would be awesome. However, so would a compatible pair plotting together. An RP-heavy relationship is basically what I'm looking for.
• If you're looking for someone to snuggle and sex up, Nyir's not your type.
• Frequent eye loss would be probable, so be able and prepared to cure that.

You can be wife #2, you already peck my eyes out, it's like we're already half married!

*hiss*