Looking for wife.
Needs:
Boobs

Thanks.

I know this mugwump bard in Mag who has tits, I should totally hook you two up.

I come with Nekai, so I am great to hire for abortions, too.

omg. we are the perfect pair. MARRY ME ASHTERU <3
I will sex you long time

And I heard about this throne in the city you can use.

you ... people ... are .... strange.

that is all.

Sorry, I don't do flowersex. :< I fear I lack the thrall.

been there, done that

Edit @ Ashteru: awwww, YOU HURTIN MAH FEELINZ

Myrkr's looking for a husband or wife.

Glom or Mag.

Morgfyre, Fain, Nocht, Viravain, or Elostian followers all are allowed.

Must have some sort of RP. Must be relatively interesting and have some back RP.

If you're interested... send me a message via the forums.


Quick Myrkr Facts
1. Alchemist
2. Healer
3. Empath
4. Shadowdancer
5. In Nocht's Order
6. In the Glomdoring

Note: Tervic, Jigan, Shaddus, and Malarious are all close friends. Don't like it? Don't bother trying.

This is the Looking for a "Husband/Wife thread". Not the "Places We Will Do After We Are Married" thread. Or the "I'm Going to Your Hot Cocoa Snowball, Until In Blue Butterflies" thread. Keep it clean.

Too funny. Moar please.

Oh and Knorrith is not looking for a wife. Sorry, not a husband either. He keeps getting told by people who will not be named to get a girlfriend though. Not an ad though.

Go for the husband and or wife, but tell them you don't want any of my pillow talk in your relationship.

If you make Myrkr cry, Shaddus keels you. If he can't keel you, he hires someone who can keel you.

No don't make Myrkr cry. It's sad enough I dun see her anymore.

Yes, get yourself a girlfriend. Stop being such a blasted loner. It's not fair to the world for you to keep you to yourself.

*** Reiha's off the market. Thank you all for the no replies. ***

Since it seems like Wuylinfe isn't going to log in because I scared him off, looking for a new exhusband for Reiha. Possibly wife, but she feels they're too high maintenance or gold diggers.

Org, race, age, family - don't matter. I can move Reiha anywhere since I've got a stash of secret lessons.
Reiha recently joined Glom. Whatever race/org that won't get her kicked out.

(Right now, I can't do any combat due to being on nexus - when my comp gets fixed, if it does, I'll be back on zmud, cmud, or MUSH and defending/dying slowly as I used to. So Reiha can't impress you by being a boisterous meatshield, but she can write you really bad poetry or essays *gag*)

She's crazy as , more or less stuck with a child's mentality. She'll physically and verbally assault you with her presence. If you're not comfortable with it, I can tone it down as she does have a mature side which has surprised a few people on (rare) occasion.

A lot of basic info you can honours her for. In general, although the conversations aren't always deep or thought provoking, like they ever were, I am kind of laidback and just like to have fun and laugh.

Some things Reiha is looking for in a guy:
- not being married/engaged would be wonderful
- doesn't visit the brothel(s)
- griefers get brownie points
- Either be good in fighting, a trade, or scholarly stuff
- would like to adopt children

No rogues, too boring. I don't care if it's an alt as long as if it's one you play.

You can PM me here, but my message box is pretty full. Best to contact me IG. kthnx

So not true. I have plenty of money and I ignore my loved ones all the time. Oh wait.. I'm married. Well poo.

Curse you, Fannypack

And a change to my ad: can't be an enemy of Glomdoring.

Blame Arlent, he married me. Heh heh heh

Searching for an Arkzrael.


Wait, this is for unmarried people? Oops.